****Humbugs June Team Tipster Thread****

Man U  for the cup

Off  tomorrow for  my first  one day  holiday of the year
around 8.30am and back around 4.0pm

NEWQUAY  yyyiippeeeeeeeeeeee
shops sea  swim  and  fish  and  chips 

You have to be a teenager to get into Newquay now       
Or a stag/hen.

Good morning  HUMBUGS

Back from  my  holiday
now lets pick some losers
to pay for it

Valdez
My Tent or Yours
Kingman

Win  treble

wonder  which one  will  let  me  down 

All of them imo.
Can't remember Valdez race but Montbazon is better value than MYTOY and I like the Hannon horse against Kingman ( Don't like the pedigree or the jockey ).

1  Down   2  go 

Come on my tent make  it 1-1

2-0 to  salmon

Come on  Kingman

yyyiiipppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Thankyou Frankle

Top  of  the morning  churchgoers

I hadn't really looked hard at Valdez race but know I turned him down as a nap. It would not have surprised me if MYTOY had won but I thought he was too short. Kingman WAS undoubtedly very impressive but I wouldn't rush to back him for the Gns. Must be a stamina doubt. His sire was a 6f horse and the dam is a half-sister to Oasis Dream. He certainly looked as though he would get a mile but you never know.

Good morning world
Newmarket and CHELTENHAM  this week 

off for a slow jog andaquick  swim

yyyaaabbbbaaaddoooooooooooooooo

eye  must  be  ill
CHELTENHAM tomorrow
and i do not fancy anything 

forgive me  o  Bush

I have stumbled upon a rare manuscript which will be worth its weight in gold     
The Secret Diary of Lampus Mole Aged Seventy-Three and Three Quarters.

Good  morning  fairness  comrades
Warm and  sunny  here
allready been for my slow jog and quick swim

all  the best  brothers sisters  and  others

I have a fish pen pal who lives off the Cornish coast.
If you see him give him a wave. He's quite big chap and when he was young he starred in a Hollywood motion picture. He was the star imo but a chap called Speelburg or some such took all the credit.

Happy  Easter  eggs everybody


nasty tories  gave us the hot cross  bun

Tories = Pharisees
Pontius Pilate = Nick Clegg.
I am having a rest day in the Naps Tables because I don't approve of racing on Good Friday. And because studying Lingfield gave me a headache.

The fairness   people  win  2-1


Nasty tories  got Good Friday
Old Labour got   Christmas  and Easter day

Nu Liebore got April Fools Day.

Sad  but true

This week  Cameron  called  himself a  Christian 

Socialism  came from  the Christian  faith


is cameron  calling himself  a  socialist  now

Hmmm.
I think there's a philosophical argument there Lampus. I am afraid I have forgotten it though     

Have a  good friday   salmon

King of Kings  Great Film
watch it every year

I will  allways  be  with you
untill the  end  of the world


Jesus  lives
maggie  dead

Have laid Blackpool  Football

Grandeur  Lampus 6-4
Captain  Cat  Heeore  4-1


yyyiippeeeeeee

How close a relation IS heeore ? Have you thrown out Bushy to give him the shed ?

heeore  is now the new second  only to me  in the CRA
Bushy is somewhere in  the river Fal


He was a  lizard  spy

please destroy this message after u read it

yyyiipppeeeeeeeeee  Blackpool lay  easy peasy

Evening All

I have eaten the message.
But Bushy,who'd have thought it.

Its only  2.8  that  world  war  3  will  start  befor  Royal  Ascot
So  enjoy todays racing



Come on the commies

Cuba  Cornwall  China

Onken

CHELTENHAM Hunters  tomorrow

Is Otis riding ?

Roger Rabbit  R.I.P

A bad week
laid two biggest winners at Punchestown
and a rather large win bet that lost
will  take at least 3-4 weeks to get it all  back
if  no more hits

I've avoided Punchestown. Think I would have got stung on lays as well.

Have laid place Lucky  Kristale in  the hope she will  not stay

yyyiiipppeeeeeeeeeeee  easy peasy

Poor George     

Did 3 in the 3.50 at chester placepot
all of them  non  runners

might as well  do another one
if the fav come unplace
could be a  nice one

Allready  down

Hello Humbugs
Done a 2x2
Secret Gesture   Thistle Bird  2.15
True  Story     Bunker  2.45

Hmmmm.
Has Fallon got a job with Godolphin ?
There's hope for OAPs yet.

nnnoooooooooooooooooo i lost
o  well  Bunker win  and place

more on the place

Goodbye
Docks here i come

Another winner for Fitzgerald I note.

May Fool 

Tomorrow is Friday

June

So it is.

aftertiming  lay place 9.4  up  to  14.5O


LILY  RULES  oakes

Lol.
You and I must be psychic. I layed that. The only one in the race.

Its July

Good Afternoon

Hello  Jessie James

CHELTEHAM  9

N

Not something you see every day - a thread with whiskers

8   to  go

^^^^^^
Insomniac.

??

7

Lampus proves his numeracy     

Tomorrow  it  might  be 6 


1-3  otishuntmaggiebrokes

6

Yep.

I think Lampus must have set out to walk to Cheltenham     

Lizards  would not let me cross  the  border

3  days to go

It looks as though it will be soft if not heavy. Surprise results ( more than usual) ?

2

1

The  longest  day  imo

I think the 4th day is really taking its toll this year tbh.
Greedy toffs.

Win  or lose
Its  the highlight of the year
hope to pay a load of TAX
 

Will back the  good things
and lay the  losers

Happy Chelteham  everyone

You keep strange hours Lampus.
Gotabird ?

Very  enjoyable day 
Roll on  day  2

Samcro  and  Altior  for a real Humbug day

Probably,though I would have fancied Douvan to beat the latter if they had met last year.

same here
Freds  7-2  for  the double

Barley  Wine on  the shed  yyiiipppeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wd.
Thought Altior's goose was cooked though.

CHELTENHAM

When did you become a vampire Lampus ?     

1431  Why  do  you ask

Never too  old for some RED  wine

You seem to post a lot in the dark. And that's just your Naps.

Huge profits  can be made if you
lay them at the right  time imo

I do. I do     

CHELTENHAM proves there is a BUSH

Let  Left be done

I've been doing OK as well.
All hail the MIGHTY BUSH.