PREMIER DIVISION TUESDAY 30th April (final day rules apply)

la mallatiere:

Claim - 3:10 Yarmouth

Brampour 6.15 Worcester thanks

for warrick hunt 

340 yar noble citizen

Please note, the first race is the 2:00 at Lingfield.

Juno The Muffinman 7.15 Worcester

I`ll try to get the table up as soon as the last race at 8:10 has finished. Then you all know where you stand.

As always on the final day, please check above before posting. No duplicate selections.

soldier - I`ll expect you to have a go tomorrow don`t disappoint me

Hey pete, guess what.

7.15 WORCESTER - Polarbrook
Thank you.

Sunnungdale Rose 2-10 Yarmouth

thanks

shane I hear what you're saying and I'm trying to find one over the jumps at big odds and with the following Form stats ......

P155-0FF !!

There's a message to shearer in there somewhere!

Oh no no soldier, you can find one if you look hard enough I insist.

It is impossible for some of us to tip a long -priced winner. I often put up one I expect to be 20-1 but my many followers have it down to 2-5 at the off. I blame petemac.

World Record 2.30 Lingfield

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		001003-	caulkhead (1)	6:40 - Bedouin Invader	2nd 6/1	-1.00	£24.50
2		012003-	SkyAtlantic	4:40 - Lisbon	2nd 4/1	-1.00	£18.58
3		002010-	china castle (1)	7:10 - Takeitfromalady	Lost	-1.00	£10.20
4		112110-	Kentish Man (1)	4:40 - Embsay Crag	Lost	-1.00	£3.64
5		2221120	Hilly	4:10 - Sleep In First	Lost	-1.00	£2.59
6		110012-	potlessagain	5:25 - Irish Dream	Lost	-1.00	£1.37
7	+1	111110-	soldieroffortune	5:40 - Steventon Star	Won 1/10	0.10	-£0.78
8	-1	0110000	GEORGE.B	6:55 - Here Comes Jeanie	Lost	-1.00	-£0.84
9		011110-	heeore	4:20 - Call Ahead	Lost	-1.00	-£2.78
10		112200-	Ming_the_Merciless (1)	4:20 - Aneedh	2nd 6/4	-1.00	-£2.87
11		1121nn-	salmon spray	4:00 - Twelve Roses	2nd 8/13	-1.00	-£3.35
12		010112-	Healing Hands	7:40 - Refractor	Lost	-1.00	-£3.85
13	+3	11n012-	Optimize	5:40 - Steventon Star	Won 1/10	0.10	-£4.48
14	-1	121110-	DubaiPrince	5:10 - Buckstruther	2nd 4/5	-1.00	-£4.86
15	-1	210200-	la mallatiere	7:10 - Hanseatic	2nd 13/8	-1.00	-£5.02
16	-1	101210-	Moose (3)	8:10 - Favourite	2nd 11/4	-1.00	-£5.19
17		10n111-	old applejack (2)	3:30 - Jolly Boys Outing	Lost	-1.00	-£5.96
18		011010-	shearer2therestcue (1)	5:40 - Steventon Star	Won 1/10	0.10	-£6.32
19		101012-	dogdayafternoon	4:10 - Sleep In First	Lost	-1.00	-£7.44
20		210011-	BinocularsNotNeeded	7:10 - Hanseatic	2nd 13/8	-1.00	-£9.58
21		0n1010-	Ashmal	7:10 - Hanseatic	2nd 13/8	-1.00	-£9.77
22▼		0nn1200	The Lord BUSH	7:10 - Hanseatic	2nd 13/8	-1.00	-£10.86
23▼		0220020	cannyman (5)	2:30 - Able Deputy	2nd 5/4	-1.00	-£12.06
24▼		2n00002	N-east Correspondent	4:50 - Blazing Knight	Lost	-1.00	-£16.25
25▼		3123002	warrick hunt (7)	7:40 - Star Date	Lost	-1.00	-£19.88

salmon - as far as excuses go, that has to be one of the most feeble I`ve ever heard

shane today's write up from you should be good!

I`ve managed to get myself released from the asylum (chain gang) Start another job next week.

It just crossed my mind soldier, you lot don`t make it bleedin easy do ya

shearer was todays top napster with a beauty at 1/10

He`s one step closer to mid-table obscurity. Well done all winners.

The best of luck on the final day troops.

FFS!

gobsmacked!

Amazing seens

when does the party start?

cheers lads my new boyfriend Soldier has taught me so well how to play the game

Thought you`d like it shearer you`ve fitted in rather well.

The party will only begin when you join the elite Reg and not before

i know Shane - i know lol -im hoping to stay around a while

Soldier , Optimize and Shearer go and bury your sad heads in the sand.

Wondered where you were pete

Looking forward to the final (team comp) me on one team and you on the other.

nee shame here Pete -just playing the game and proving a point old bean -well done with the big priced winner on Saturday by the way -you get plenty stick on here so its only fair you get some praise when you pick out a 14/1 winner that some of the premiership hot shots can only ever dream about putting up on here -wd mate -propa kicked our arses at the weekend

There is a man from Steel City Called Shanelee
who defends his prem stars with words of Bravery
He will drive home from work
no doubt in his Merc
and accuse his employers of Slavery

Very good pete. The Merc had to go in January though

I know what you are thinking
Have we had 5 posts or 6
Well to tell you the truth
in all this excitement
I kinda lost track myself (it might even be none)
But being this an 8 v 8 Final
The most powerful comp in the world
You could get your head blown clean off
You got to ask yourself one question Mr Lee
Do I feel lucky?

Well do ya , Punk?[   This image is no longer available.   ]

He looks like Lee Van Cleef gone wrong.

The troops who go by the name of Lucky pins are no ordinary bunch of napsters. They are undercover SAS napsters who will not flinch when faced with a kill, we are all trained to destroy without emotion or mercy.

"There is only one tactical principle which is not subject to change. It is to use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wound, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time."

And we will.

I see Mr Lee has gone to bed early again (sound asleep and dreaming)

yadayadayada

anyway, I reckon the day I enter the pearly gates of the prem will be the same day Ipswich win the premiership!

oh what a glorious day that would be!

mind you, gonna punt a big number tomorrow ... you never know. Well, maybe you do, but faint heart never won etc etc

18:15 Worc, Lost legend.
Cheers.

Ex 5.35 Tail Of The Bank

ta

There was a soldier of fortune
who wanted to give me a portion
I of course declined
And Immediately resigned
And went off and won Wheel of Fortune

Thats what happened last time i won the holy grail Shane -honest guv

ps has Soldier ever won it or come close to winning it ??

Can you please stop praising petemac shearer           

fair play to the lad salmon -you have to take it if you give it - i still think im under the influence of Zaroonis doping programme as ive been a lame duck this season for our lot

ps i heard a rumour your retiring-is this the third major scandal to hit the radio 5 airwaves  over the past 10 days -i wonder what the obituary from Cornelius will be if true

No I am aiming to become the first 56-y-o to win the Champion hurdle next year. Back in training with Mr Henderson,who feeds me all sorts of goodies.

lol good on ya

haway soldier come out to play......

Thanks Shearer , now come on Salmon a well done would be suffice , please.

Well done     

Mr Lee will not like that one IOTA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbH244wi22k&list=RD02eCQq5WHznnI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbH244wi22k

call me in the morning

Where's Riley--5.20  Bath
Thank you.

Or spelt better.

Where's Reiley.
Thank you.

checkpoint 320 bath

Dolly Colman 5.00 Lingfield

All these meetings and struggled to find a 25s shot lol

Good luck all & Thanks Shane for all your hard work etc

Morning shane

Thank you for all your hard work for us again this month, very much appreciated

Arrayan - 7.45 Worcester

Thanks

No to Trident 5.35 Exeter

Abanoas 240 Yarmouth

cannyman  Top Smart - 6-35 Exeter.  Thanks for your time again this month Shane

Tilly T - 2.50 Bath

Thanks for all your hard work this month Shane

Lets lift that cup on Sat night

Lady Lydia 2.10 Yarmouth
cheers and good luck at both ends of the table and thanks as always for all the hardwork Shane

Tinkerbell Will - 5.00 Lingfield

Cheers

Good luck Caulkhead and anyone else trying to win it and thanks for all the sterling work you put in each month Shane with the settling

Whispering Jack 5.45 Worcester thanks

healing hands:

Kept - 4.50 Bath

Cheers

Messila Star - 4.30 Lingfield

gl all

Yourartisonfire - 3.10 Yarmouth

Yar 3.40 - Karam Albaari

Thanks, Shane

Mr Lee will not like that one IOTA

I congratulated you straight away pete. Always been like that me

Well that`s it, all loaded in the stalls. Nothing from heeore though, otherwiae full house.

* otherwise

You went for it there Ming

100/1 - I like it.

Did it win ?         

No salmon 6th of 7.

Well that's no bloody good.
Even petemac can pick 100-1 losers       

petemac is a napping legend I tell you!

or is it bellend ... I get so confused

His napping prowess hasn`t escaped many

Great nap N-east

The odd thing is he DID get a 14-1 winner ( of the Whitbread ) against The Humbugs in the Team Comp     
But he picked a loser that day in Div 3.

The odd thing is he DID get a 14-1 winner

think he does it deliberately in D3 shane ... likes it with us too much

fantastic stuff NEC ... VWD! is it enuf to save him shane?

He`d sooner be in the premier Reg.

You`ll have to wait and see. All will be revealed on the final table thread

we'll leave that one to the judge, very very close

my maffs arent what they used to be

Fraid I'd have a guess at

Very funny all of you gang up on me in my absence why don't you.
Even my mate Reg had a couple of kicks.

nah pete, I ws defending your honour, honest guv! but you have to do it in a certain way with these prem 'nobs' cos they speak a different language