HOW MANY LETTERS IN YOUR NAME COMPETITION

SOFEE,I WILL**IT ,YOULL BE IN THE TOP 10 OR MY NAMES NOT DO WAH DIDDY

DUDEWHERESMYVAR YOU CAN BE IN THE FIRST TEAM TUG OF WAR TEAM YOU CAN BE THE ANCHOR MAN,LLL NICK NAME YOU SHIP

i have 15 letters do wah

I already have a bay city rollers scarf and a programme signed by eric, woody, derek, alan and leslie - do you want me to show you sometime :x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGD27WgtKhI

is your radiotherapy treatment finished yet?

sofee yes thanks,I HAVE A TELEPHONE APPT IN FIVE WEEKS ,AND THEN IN 3 MONTHS THEY CHECK MY BLOOS TO FIND THE RESULTS,I HAVENT HAD REALLY ANY PROBLEMS ONLY SMALL ONES,ITS JUST MY DEPRESSION THAT MAKES ME POORLEY

TAKE THE STAND ,YOUR OK ILL MAKE SURE YOUR IN THE TOP IO

SUE IVE SEEN THAT CLIP ON YOU TUBE AND IVE LEFT THEM A MESSAGE FROM ME,AND ONE DAY YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR SCARF ,

YOU CAN TELLIM GETTING OLD

its not fair that someone as clever and fun as Do wah Diddy gets depression....have they got you on prozac yet old chum?

takethestand..you are a poor counter..only 12 letters not 15 as you claim

I win

^ counts as 10

and I put it on a quadruple square


Oi Oi

delta..stop trying to **

I'm not trying

if Do wah has a pet hate its **s....he had a massive fall out with general custer over a game of noughts and crosses...Diddy demoted him down too private custer..you have been warned delta.

sofiakenny


if you check correctly on that thread.......

he **ed on O x X's on our game too

shameless

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SOFEE TAKE NO NOTICE DELTA WAS A BIG **,I MAKE THE RULES ITS MY UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP,DELTA WAS LIKE ALEX FERGUSON IN EXTRA TIME,HE WANTED IT ALL HIS OWN WAY

SOFFEE YOU KNOW IVE NEVER **ED AT ANYTHING,ONLY CROWN GREEN BOWLING WHEN I WAS STRESSED OUT AND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LOOSE

SEE SOFFEE HES TRYING TO GET 10 POINTS FOR A ^ ,HE MAKES HIS OWN RULES UP

AND IF YOU DONT LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN WAY HE CALLS YOU A ** ,AND GOES ROUND TELLING EVERYONE LIKE YOU BEHIND MY BACK,BELIEVE ME SOFEE ,BELIEVE ME SOFFEE I BET HIS PLAYFRIENDS WOULDNT PLAY WITH HIM

I WAS THAT GOOD A FRIEND ,ALL THE GRAND KIDS IN OUR ROAD COME CALLING FOR ME WHEN THEY GO PLAYING FOOTBALL .BECAUSE ALL THEIR GRANDADS TELL THEM WHAT A GOOD FRIEND I WAS

Do Wah Diddy, what are the chances of match betting.
I think a heads up comp between Book and myself could be a close run thing :)

Diddy..did you ever play Crown Green bowls at the world famous Waterloo Hotel in Blackpool...i used to watch it on telly..run away and again keep your head up bowl..great stuff.

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SOFFEE YES MANY TIMES ,I ENTERED IT LOADS OF TIMES ,ONE YEAR I BEAT ,THE PREVIOUS RUNNERUP IN THE FIRST ROUND,BUT BY THE TIME THEY SHOUTED MY NAME OUT FOR THE SECOND ROUND I WAS DRUNK

thank you do wah


stay classy san diego

I USED TO GO FOR THE WEEK ,BETTING AND DRINKING THEY HAVE BOOK MAKERS THERE TAKEING BETS,I LOVED THAT HOLIDAY EVERY YEAR TILL 6 YEARS AGO WHEN I STOPPED DRINKING ,I WENT 16 YEARS ON THE TROT

DELTA YOU CANT BE XS UNTILL YOU BEAT ME,AND I HAVE TO GO FIRST ,YOU KNOW THE RULES

BOOK YOU WIN BECAUSE YOUR A B AND HES A H

YOUR NOT BOOK YOUR HOSS

SOFEE IT WAS RAINING VERY HARD ONE DAY,AND YOU COULD NOT GET SERVED AT THE BAR,I WAS STANDING AT THE BAR ,WHEN A MAN SHOUTED HEY DOO WAH DIDDY WAS THAT YOU SINGING ON THE CARRYOKEE LAST NIGHT IN NELLIE DEANS,I SAID YES WITH A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE,THEN HE SHOUTED WELL START SINGING NOW,THAT WILL CLEAR THE BAR,IM GLAD HE APPOLOGISED TO ME AFTER AND SAID I WAS A LOVERLEY SINGER HE WAS ONLY KIDDING

wow Diddy..you have beaten great bowlers..gone out with pop stars...what an exciting and colourful life you have had.

book bts hoss by a nose,booooooom

It was that second o that won it for you :(

im glad ive 2 o's or id be south african,lol

from a father who was a crown green champion - I have 3 sets of bowls here do wah if ya wanna show us ya stuff

I remember beside the bowling greens in my local park there was a wooden building called ''The sons of rest'' which contained amongst other things, a full sized snooker table for the old aged pensioners to use.
It wouldn't last ten minutes these days.

SUE THE LAST TIME I PICKED A CROWN BOWL UP WAS JUST BEFORE I STOPPED DRINKING,WHEN YOU START **ING AT BOWLS LIKE I WAS SAYING I WAS ON WHEN I WASNT,AND THROWING TO JACK INTO CORNERS AGAINST PENSIONERS ,I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TOPACK IT IN,ESPECIALLY ,IM SURE MORE LOOSEING CROWN GREEN BOWLERS COMMIT SUICIDE THAN IN ANY OTHER SPORT.

THEY ALWAYS GIVE ME THE BEST PLAYER TO PLAY,THEY FIXED THE DRAW,THEY MUST HAVE LIKED TO SEE ME CRY WHEN I GOT BEAT

WHEN THE GREEN WAS RUNNING VERY VERY VERY FAST ON AWAY GREENS WHEN IT WAS VERY HOT ,AND THEY COULDNT HANDLE THE FAST SPEEDS,THEY SENT ME ON FIRST SAYING THEY ALL WAS WORKING LATE,TILL THE SUN WENT DOWN AND SLOWED DOWN,I WAS THAT DAFT IT TOOK ME 5 YEARS TO REALISE I WAS THE ONLY ONE WORKING

ONE YEAR I HAD THE BEST PARKS AVERAGEAND THOUGHT I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED FOR THE COUNTY,I WAS VERY EXCITED WHEN THE SECRETARY OF THE COUNTY ,GAVE ME A POLO SHIRT ,WITH OUR COUNTYS NAME ON, JUST I WAS GETTING EXCITED HE SAID COULD I GIVE IT TO ONE OF OUR TEAMS OTHER PLAYERS,HE COULDNT WAIT HE HAD TO GO AND GIVE OTHER SHIRTS OUT

IT WAS A CLICK ,THEY NEVER CHECKED MY RESULTS

WHAT A NASTY trick...giving you the shirt...then saying it was for som eone else....i am raging!!!

did you always wear the correct shoes do wah

YES SUE I HAD A PROPER BAG WITH MY TRAINERS AND WEATHER PROOF TROUSERS AND TOP,AND A MEASURING TAPE,I LOOKED THE PART BUT I WAS ALWAYS HAD DRINK IN ME WHEN I PLAYED

AND I HAD A SIGNED COPY OF THE NO1 CROWN GREEN BOWLERS BRIAN DUNCANS BOOK

i think if you were alcohol free you would have hammered Brian Duncan...you were county standard when boozed -up...sober you would have been unstoppable.

I have got all my dads medals and his mat and bowls

so I'm still leading I see....

SUE I HAVE NEVER WON ANYTHING ,IVE BEEN IN A FEW FINALS,IVE GOT A FEW PICTURES WITH CUPS ON,BUT THEY WERNT MINE,I JUST HAD THEM TOOK ,TO SHUT THE BIG HEADS UP

DELTA YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND BLUE IT

SOFEE ,NO HE WAS THE GREATEST CROWN GREEN BOWLER I EVER SEEN,I ALWAYS BACKED THE ONE HE PLAYED AGAINST BECAUSE I COULDNT BELIEVE THAT ANY ONE COULD BE AS GOOD AS HE WAS,I LOST ALL MY MONEY ,BUT I WAS RIGHT HE WAS THE GREATEST

goodness knows how good you might have been if you played sober.

duly entered for competition.

IM GLAD YOUVE ENTERED PMT,I KNOW YOUR LATE BUT I UNDERSTAND ,I GET HOT FLUSHES MYSELFEWITH MY HORMONE TREATMENT FOR MY ILLNESS,I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL

SOFEE I USED TO TALK TO THE BOWLS BUT THEY NEVER LISTENED

did you say..run away run away bowl and again!

YES AND WOE,WOE WOE BOWL WOE

hahaha!!..just like Foghorn Leghorn....bowl aah saayed wooooah!!! :)

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who's winning?

WHO I SAYS WINNING IS WINNING ,THERES SOME COME ON HERE BECAUSE THEVE GOT A LONG NAME,YOU NEVER SEE THEM THE REST OF THE YEAR,THERE LIKE THE ONES THAT ONLY GO IN THE PUB AT XMAS SO YOU CANT GET SERVED,ILL HAVE TO MAKE MY MIND UP WHOS ELIGABLE AND HOW MANY LETTERS IM COUNTING

SOME OF THESE ENTRANTS ARE LATR,THERE LIKE SOME OF THEM AT MY A A MEETINGS ,THEY COME IN HALF WAY THROUGH THE MEETING AND WANT TO SHARE,WHEN IVE BROOD UP AND BEEN FOR A BOTTLE OF MILK AND PUT THE BISCUITS OUT ON THE PLATE,AND IVE NOT SHARED AND SAID A WORD,THEN THEY GO OUT WITHOUT WASHING A POT

I havent entered but have I won ?

how long does the bar stay open for at these A A meetings?

11KV YOUVE GOT EVERY CHANCE

BETTYBOY ,YOU CAN HAVE TEA OR COFFEE,AND BISCUITS,SOMETIMES CAKE WHEN ITS SOMEONES BIRTHDAY,WE DONT HAVE ALCOHOL,WE DONT WANT ANY DRUNKEN BEHAVIOUR IN OUR MEETINGS

RONKAS MCDONALDS ACCOUNTMANAGERS IN THE LEAD AT THE MOMENT,I BET HE FEELS LIKE JASON BUTTON AT THE MOMENT

i demand a recount. corruption is a worry

I'm still on top

THIS IS NOT IRAN OR AFGANISTAN MY COUNTING WILL NOT BE FIDDLED,I HAVE NO FAVOURITES AND YOU DONT GET MADE PRESIDENT IF YOU WIN

we need an independant inquiry from perhaps the soccer forum

are you allowed to enter if your name includes spelling misteaks ?

Lots of letters in mine - am i close to winning? Does my apostrophe count?

we have a winner NAP

moist youve got 30 YOUR THE NEW LEADER

PRINCE DARJOO YOUR VERY CLOSE

PRINCE D ANJOO NO APPOSTRAFIES DONT COUNT

MOIST SOME PEOPLE ARE ON THE PITCH,THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER

OOPS

CANT GET THE HANG OF THIS COMPUTER STUFF

OH B OLLOX

MOIST IM SORRY BUT THIS COMPETITION IS VOID,ONE OF THE JUDGES I USE TO CORROLATE THE ORTHENTISITY OF THE RESUTS,IS AN ILLIGAL IMMIGRANT .SO THE COMPETITION IS VOID


IM SORRY BUT MY REPUTATION IS AT STAKE AND MY HHONOURABILITY

If you get a new judge can I enter ?

YOU CAN ENTER I DONT NEED A JUDGE FOR YOU TO ENTER ,BUT YOU CANNOT WIN,ITS TAKEING PART THAT MATTERS,AND YOU HAVE NOW TAKEN PART

Is there a cut off point in this competition or does it run forever?

It's just that I would like my prize before Christmas please ;)

HOSS LOOK AT THE 22-47 POST ON THE 6 TH NOV IT TELLS YOU THAT THERES BEEN A HITCH IN THE COMPETITION,I CANT HAVE ANY TOM DICK OR HARRY JUDGEING

Ok mate, can I be a judge please?

WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS

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I watch Strictly Come Dancing and The X Factor.

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Still void ?

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THIS COMPETTITION IS VOID ,IVE BEEN CONTACTED BY THE HOW MANY LETTERS IN YOUR NAME WORLD WORLD AUTHORIYY,SAYING THEY WILL TAKE ME TO THE UNITED NATIONS,IF I KEEP ON WITH IT


IF YOUR LOOKING HOW MANY LETTERS IN YOUR NAME WORLD WORLD AUTHORITY IM NOT KEEPING ON

How Many Letters In Your Name Universe Authority

c/o Solar System

Dear Mr Moist

Many thanks for your enquiry. We can ensure you we are the highest authority

there is regarding all competitions to do with length of names. We are pleased to inform you that

after making contact with the United Nations,we can assure you the competition you entered is

completely legal and anyone organizing such a competition is free to offer any reward they

choose to the winner of such a competition. Well done on the great length of your name and we

hope it brings you the reward it richly deserves.

yours knowingly

Ivor Longernamethanyoubutcantenterasdonothavebetfairaccount

Well done Moisty

MOISTY ,IVE HAD A WORD WITH MY A A SPONSER,AND HES SUGGESTED NOT TOLD ME TO AWARD YOU THE PRIZE,I SAIDIS HIS THE LONGEST NAME,HE SAID I DONT KNOW,BUT IF YOU WANT A QUITE LIFE GIVE IT HIM


SO YOUR THE WINNER MOISTY

THIS COMPETITION IS NOW FINISHED

PS I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR CAR,WHILE PARKED IN THE PUB CAR PARK,WHILE YOUR TELLING YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU WON