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Just texted her and she said, "I can't be arsed!!"
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Her batteries only have so much life in them.
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She can't get her new tits through the door.
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Jonjo O'Neil's got her entered for a race in Ireland next Sunday - can't be in two places at once
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Is Alexandra running in that race too ?
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Don't think she'll be running anywhere after last night's performance.
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Neigh lad !!
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