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Cheryl Cole
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Ozzy Osbourne
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peter, paul and mary
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It has to be Jedward
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They would be queueing up to perform with the great man.
McCartney, Jagger, Bowie, Beyonce, Eminem etc... I bet they have all conatcted their agents already! |
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Elvis
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The kiddie fiddler out of Black Lace
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Which star will Wagner perform with in the final?
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lady gaga or same difference
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Shakira Shakira
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Shaun Ryder should be out of the jungle by then
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The girl that fires ping pong balls out of her twot
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Now if that happened GB I would actually cast my 1st X Factor vote
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She'd be useful for table tennis practise.
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Boris has booked her to promote the olympics unfortunately
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the table tennis equivalent of the tennis ball machine.....
consistent trajectory every time.. |
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My Ex Mrs can do that trick with a basketball!
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Is that what helmuthian folds actually are then?
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like kicking a sausage down an alley?
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I admit he's not everyones cup of beef tea at the moment, but it would be great to see 'The Double G' make a comeback to support Wagner.
Gary Glitter & Wagner - now not even Peter Kay could get away with that. |
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And a school choir of course
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GB
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Fireworks waterfall and lots of dry ice
Five minutes later ten of the choir are pregnant |
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is there any doubt Cheeky Girls cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AFZXgjrgg |
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Renata
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sticky vicky [smiley:crazy]
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Lou Bega
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Roy Wood and Wizard
Ten Pole Tudor and a long shot - John Otway and Wild Willy Barrett |
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If they were alive it would have to be Liberace and Danny La Rue.
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Good Danny La Rue story:
Apparently he went to his West End tailor and told him he wnated a new coat for his dog. The tailor asked 'how big was the dog' and La Rue explained 'well about this high and that long'. The tailor said 'well you'll have to bring it in to be measured properly obviously' to which La Rue replied "What and spoil the suprise"! |
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nick
Yes it made me chuckle when I heard it. Got a guy building a new porch for us at the moment. Went down well with him too. I know loads of good gags actually but that is a true story. |
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I think he just wants to ensure he gets paid Lou [;)]
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He'll get paid George. I've put some of my Matt winnings aside to cover it! (wink)
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doing Copacabana with Barry Manilow...
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Now that is a tune .............. "but just who shot who"?
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GG Allin
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