I LIKE DANNY MINOUGE

AND SHE WEARS NICE DRESSES

YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!

buttocks like cartwheels

YOU FORGET SHES JUST HAD A BABY,AND SHE WILL BE TRYING TO RUN A HOME AS WELL AS TRYING TO LOOK PRITTY

Do Wah

YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

ITS ALL RIGHT FOR THAT SHERRILL SHES GOT NO BABIES OR HUSBANDS TO LOOK AFTER,

I BET DANNY CANT GO TO THE TOILET WITHOUT HER HUSBAND PHONEING UP EVERY TWO MINS ,ASKING WHERE THE BABYS DUMMY IS

Do Wah

Tell me, why don't you turn the caps lock off?

LOU LOU MY CAPS LOCK IS ALL WAYS ON ,I ONLY TAKE IT OFF WHEN I MEET THE QUEEN

OK NUFF SAID

LOU LOU I LIKE THE BAY CITY ROLLERS AND IVE BEEN TO LOCH LOMAND AND CALLENDER AND DUMBARTON AND CLYDEBANK ,I DONT KNOW IF YOU KNOW BUT THERE ALL IN SCOTLAND,AND I HAD A RIDE IN A TAXI FROM GLASGOW AND THE TAXIS DRIVER WAS CALLED JIMMY FROM RUE

I DROVE UP A ONE WAY STREET THE WRONG WAY IN SCOTLAND RIGHT IN THE THE TOWN CENTER,I THINK IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE BEER FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE ,IVE NEVER GOT IN THE FRONT OF MY CAR BEFORE WITH MY BACK TO THE WINSCREEN

I WENT TO THAT PLACE WHERE YOUNG LOVERS ELOPE TO AND GET MARRIED WHEN THEIR IN LOVE ,THEY GET MARRIED OVER A BLACKSMITHS ANVIL ,I COULD NOT FIND THE PLACE WHERE THEY GET DEVORCED WHEN THERE FED UP OF EACH OTHER

Do wah

SAY NO MORE

IT MUST BE NICE FOR A FEW DAYS TO MARRY SOMEONE WHO YOU LOVE,AND NOT JUST GET MARRIED BECAUSE YOUVE HAD A BABY LIKE I DID'

I NEVER LOVED ANYONE ENOUGH ,SO THAT I WANTED TO LEAVE MY MAM  AND LIVE WITH THEM

LOU LOU IVE STARTED SO IL FINNISH

THERE WAS LOADS LIKE ME WHO GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THEY HAD A BABY,AND DID WE SUFFER

Can I make myself a cuppa first and a three course meal I've a feeling this could me a long night.

I WOULD GET SEPERATE BEDROOMS IF I EVER GOT MARRIED AGAIN AND HAD CHILDREN,AND I WOULD MAKE SURE THE BABY SLEPT WITH HER

I think you lost me somehere up the A1?

WE HAD THE BABY A WEEK AND IT WAS STILL CRYING IN THE NIGHT,

AND THERE WAS NO STICK IN DUMMYS THAT STAYED STUCK IN ,IN  THEM DAYS

LOU LOU I DONT THINK I DROVE UP THE A1 ,I WENT ON A MOTORWAY,THERE WAS NO WATER TO CROSS .ALLTHOUGH SCOYTLAND IS ANOTHER COUNTRY IT IS STILL ATTACHED TO ENGLAND SO WE CAN LOOK AFTER THEM

WE LOOK AFTER THE WELSH AS WELL ,BUT WE DONT HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH THEM ,AS THEY ACT LIKE NEIGHBOURS  THAT YOU DONT LIKE SO MUCH

AND THEM IRISH,YOU CANT LOOK AFTER THEM WITHOUT AN ARMY ,THEY FALL OUT WITH EACH OTHER EVEN WHEN THERE NOT DRUNK

IVE GOT TO GO NOW ,IVE GOT TO STUDY MY BETS,I DONT LIKE LOOSEING MY MONEY THINKING IVE NOT GIVE IT MY BEST SHOT

BUY BUY LOU LOU

THERE ALL JEALOUS OF DANNY BECAUSE SHES AUSTRALIAN AND HAS HER OWN KANGAROO CALLED SKIPPY

SHE ONLY SEES IT WHEN SHE GOES TO AUSTRALIA,AS THEM AT EASY JET WONT LET IT ON THE PLANE ,EVEN THOUGHSHE SAID SHE WOULD BUY IT A TICKET

SHE HAS TOLD EASY JET ,SHE CAN GUARENTEE IT WONT JUMP OVER THE SEATS ON TO OTHER PASSENGERS .AS SHES HAD IT TRAINED,BY A LION TAMER

GOOD MORNING JANOV

DANNY EVEN PUT HER HEAD IN THE KANGAROOS MOUTH TO PROOVE THAT IT WAS TAME ,BUT THAT HORRIBLE CHECK IN GIRL WITH THE RED HAIR AND BIG NOSE WAS HAVEING NONE OF IT

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT ON A JUDGEING PANELL ,NOT KNOWING IF YOUR KANGAROO WAS HAPPY OR NOT,AND THEN WAGNER COMES ON

SHE WILL HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN BEFORE LONG ,SHES GOT BABYS ,HUSBANDS,KANGAROOS AND SITTING NEXT TO LOOEE TO PUT UP WITH

WITH ALL THE WORK SHES GOT TO HANDLE,I BET WHEN SHE GOES TO AUSTRALIA ITS A WONDER SHE REMEMBERS TO TAKE HER BABY

ITS NOT NICE LOOKING FOR A BABY ,WHEN YOU CANT REMEMBER WHEN YOU LAST HAD IT

IM STILL LOOKING FOR MY BATMAN PYJAMAS

MILKEY WITH NO SUGAR WHOS JANOV,IS IT ONE OF WAGNERS RELATIONS

IM SURE DANNYS NOT EATING PROPERLY,SHE WANTS TO TAKE A LEAF OUT OF WHAT THEM WRENS AND ROBINS DO WHEN THERE FEEDING THERE BABIES,THEY MAKE SURE THEY EAT PROPERLY WHEN THEVE HAD A BABY,WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A THIN ROBIN OR WREN ,AND THEY ALLWAYS LOOK WELL

IVE GOT TO GO NOW ,MY MAM WANTS ME TO TAKE MY DIRTY WASHING DOWNSTIARS AND IVE LOST A SOCK

BUY BUY

IVE JUST SENT DANNY A TEXT,SHE WOULD RATHER ME TEXT HER SHE SAID ,AS WHEN SHE TALKS TO ME SHE STARTS CRYING I THINK I REMIND HER OF THE ST WINEEFRED GIRLS SCHOOL CHOIR SINGING GRANDAD
THE LAST TIME I SPOKE TO HER SHE ASKED ME TO TELL HER HOW TO TIE A REEF KNOT,AS SHE KNOWS I WAS IN THE CUB SCOUTS,I SAID  YOU CAN GET THROW AWAY NAPPIES NOW THAT HAVE STICKY TAPE ON,SHE SAID IT WASNT FOR THE NAPPY IT WAS FOR HER HUSBANDS TIE,HE COULDNT TIE A KNOT