KYLIE

She is 42!  Did anyone see her stumble during her song?

The harder and fitter they try to be the quicker they age.

She looks 60. The same puffed out botoxed face as Pamela from SCD. Overdone the plastic.

Still would like

Blimey are you all teenagers on here...she's got the lot...pretty, nice, personable, and go and have a look at the Agent provacatuer video for the rest.

Yes please.  Danny tasty too.  "I should be so lucky"

Dannii wouldn't be interested in you though Lou [;)]

I noticed when the female dancers with the vey short shorts were on the editor kept giving us a biffa/cowell shot and not the usual Dannii licking her lips one.

Oh I see ...... she's just had a kid though aint she?

And?

Don't worry Lou, no woman could ever resist you, gay or straight.

They only don't throw knickers at your gigs because they're not wearing any in the first place

You think she's both ways AC/DC like?

And AC/DC are Australian as well...spooky.

To be honest dunno and don't care. Stuff on web about it somewhere. Her face when the dancers are on with wagner is a picture mind...not that we are allowed to see it any more.

Good job they don't throw them at him GB those incontinence knickers pack a punch

It's the woman off Little Britain innit? No point wearing pants

And spookily again just watching Buzz**** where Jack Dee really having a pop at Cowell's sexuality. Surprised it got past the beebs lawyers.

Surprised it got past the beebs lawyers.

Cowell could never sue somebody for calling him gay because ultimately he is and it would all come out.

(In modern times it could also be argued by the defendant that there's nothing wrong with calling somebody gay "what ru a homophobe or summit?").

Can he do anything about me calling him a khunt?

Nope. Easily verifiable.

Yes I agree Henry the days when being gay was something to be ashamed of/hide are long gone thank God. David Bowie and Ziggy Stardust never got the credit he deserved for tearing down the stupid barriers.

That said for some middle aged men there is still a cultural residual stigma left over for them which causes them to make poor choices e.g. sue.

Anyway on a lighter note this thread was started by callow youths who insulted Kylie. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSupsgtsvGM&feature=related

I rest my case your Honour. Throw in the sexual experimentation Michael Hutchence taught her(no not the one that finished him off) and the pimply ones who post on here would run a mile from a real woman.

It is a shame that these women ruin themselves with plastic surgery.

SCD Patsy, slimmed from dancing, 42, looks fantastic. Kylie and Natalie Imbruglia, similar age, both looked fantastic 5 years ago, would still look fantastic if they laid off the plastic, now look a mess.

Natalie yes but Kylie no. I agree with the plastic surgery point though.  Amanda Holden was lovely and now its freak show.  Society and nature seem to force women to give up personality for "looks".

Nature cruel as well in that guys can age ok whereas once women are past child bearing age Mother Nature wants them out of the mating game asap.

Is this all too heavy for a betting thread?

Patsy

Self deprecation and a bit of a dirty mind mmmmmmmmmm

patsy flirty on moyles show now.

Flirty and Moyles are not really words that sit together well for me

She has too much taste to flirt with that awful mysogynistic homophobe. Awful man whose "success" say says a lot about the state of our society.

Oh no she's just done tongues with the lard arsse. Patsy how could you [:o]

But I still definitely would