Advice If You Are Going To The World Cup

The locals are going to think it's Turkeys for Xmass

Make sure you have plenty of cash on you and wave it in the air at the bars as the boys will want to know who to pluck first.

Best to go for a walk at night as there will not be to many witnesses around dont forget to take your watch as I am sure there will be someone wanting to know the time.

Take lots of bling gold necklesses will go down well,

Rings the bigger the better and if it has a nice diamond that will really get there eye, but remember they will know if it's a cercon or a piece of glass remember you are in the gaff that the shinning stuff comes from in the first place.

Most important if you should have any trouble dont shout out help shout fire.

Have a nice time and remember to take Seasides advice.