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thecanadian
03 May 11 04:24
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billy, like I said I can go sending you to the med cabinet for valium the rest of year but this is getting boring. Even a cat gets tired playing with a mouse after a while.

PROs baldy billy, don't trade with hand me down 15 year old cr@p equipment and ONE lousy TV with loose wires dangling from the wall

PROs baldy billy, don't trade 40 markets, only clowns, losers and liars do that

PROs baldy billy, know that Las Vegas offers nice comps but not there's not a betting exchange in sight

PROs baldy billy, know how much jockeys make and who gets a cut of their money

PROs baldy billy, know the challenges Betfair faces entering the US market, they don't post on here to find out

PROs baldy billy, protect their anonymity


and the most important



PROs baldy billy, don't allow some good old Irish boy to mess their head up



Enjoy the fantasy, I imagine any time now your sister will ask for her money back LaughLaughLaugh

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By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 10:46
2 tvsSilly
By:
Menelaus
When: 03 May 11 11:03
You missed a few......

Pros don't post profit statements......PERIOD.


Fake pros don't miss commas when posting fake profit statements

Fake pros make sure the kerning of the fake profit statements remains true even when adding digits to the numbers


Your point is well taken however, this is getting very tiring. Instead of spending countless hours stalking me and harassing me on here, Billy should spend countless hours with a psychiatrist treating his mental illness. And I'm not trying to be malicious, just brutally honest.
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 11:40
melanie....you "claim" to live in london (staines bedsit 1.01).  I'll be in london for the derby.  i have a meeting w/ my account manager at HQ Hammersmith that week.  I'll give you 20/1, any amount you like, that every screenshot, p/l, p/c figure I've put up is factual, to the penny. 

of course, YOU'D NEVER SHOW UP.  you'll claim that you fear for your safety.  from reading your rants, it's obvious you are the obsessed one.  I'm not scared, tho.  Fortunately, I'm 6'6 240lbs....and I've been following that exercise regimen I suggested to you for the past 22 years (since i went PRO)....don't worry tho, I've not laid a hand on another person since I was 10....and besides, I'll have my girlfriend with me. 


i'll even throw in a pair of derby tickets for you, compliments of betfair!Laugh

keyboard warrior gonna bottle it, againShocked
By:
Menelaus
When: 03 May 11 12:02
Billy, I would fear for my safety being anywhere near you, you are a very sick and dangerous person. Seek professional help before you hurt someone.
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 12:21
keyboard warrior gonna bottle it, again

gamble landed
By:
Menelaus
When: 03 May 11 13:27
You are trying too hard. It feels like a lifetime ago now, but I was responsible for putting together a quarterly industry newsletter. That's where I learned about typesetting, pixels, raster image processors, post-processing and of course kerning.

The profit statements you have been posting have been altered. The kerning is false. I even showed it to the technical chap that was in charge of producing my newsletter and he came to the same conclusion. You wouldn't be able to detect it on "partial" cut & paste drops but it's glaringly obvious in yours where you cut, pasted and dropped entire pages. Your profit statements have been altered. Digits have been added.

You've learned not to miss a comma like I caught you doing in days past, and the numbers all add up (all you have to do is drop them into a spreadsheet and you have the right sum in seconds) but you thought all along that cutting and pasting is a safe way of selling a lie. WRONG. The kerning goes all out of whack, and you look like a fool.

Your profit statements have been altered, digits have been added. So you can go on trying to sell your fantasies on here but at least one person on here is not buying it.

Enjoy the Derby.
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 13:36
cheers....should be a cracking race
By:
Menelaus
When: 03 May 11 13:48
Well, at least you didn't throw a temper tantrum and deny it, may be there's hope for you after all.
By:
Mrben
When: 03 May 11 15:25
canadian and melly- two clowns in a ronald Mcdonald suit.LaughLaughLaughLaugh

" a lifetime ago" melly produced an industry newsletter. Within the last few days he showed  a post from the forum to  a "technical chap who was in charge of producing my newsletter"

pretty fortunate that he was still around from a lifetime ago?

and why  would you bother showing  the technical chap anyway melly if you were already convinced the statements were false?

hell go all the way and take them to Scotland yard for god sake man.Shocked


  you and your sidekick  canadian{ the hard puncherLaughLaugh }   live in fantasyland.

the only FAKE on her melanus is YOU.
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 16:15
Totally agree with Mrben

Melanie/Comedian is a complete joke, only fit to flip and griddle burgers for the minimum wage.

Newslater ROFLMFAO  , what was the newsletter about , staff discount on Big Macs ?
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 17:45
melanie....please give me the number of your kerning detective.Laugh  I've yet to be exposed on the betdack forum, but wanna cover all angles (just in case)....i've tweaked my programs....quadruple check these figs for me (per usual)Laugh



Horse Racing: €9,167.49  Total P&L:  €9,167.49

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 18 of 18 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (€)
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 7f Hcap     03-May-11 17:20     03-May-11 17:24    1,146.60
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 1m Hcap     03-May-11 17:10     03-May-11 17:14    131.53
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : To Be Placed     03-May-11 16:45     03-May-11 16:50    -300.00
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 6f Hcap     03-May-11 16:45     03-May-11 16:50    797.87
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 1m Hcap     03-May-11 16:35     03-May-11 16:40    4,648.12
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 1m Hcap     03-May-11 16:15     03-May-11 16:19    -230.08
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 2m1f Hcap     03-May-11 16:05     03-May-11 16:11    311.51
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 7f Hcap     03-May-11 15:45     03-May-11 15:51    13.29
Horse Racing / Bath (AvB) 3rd May : SpicnS v RadiaR     03-May-11 15:30     03-May-11 15:48    43.48
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : To Be Placed     03-May-11 15:30     03-May-11 15:33    -38.05
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 5f Hcap     03-May-11 15:30     03-May-11 15:33    2,571.04
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 1m2f Mdn Stks     03-May-11 15:10     03-May-11 15:15    892.84
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : To Be Placed     03-May-11 15:00     03-May-11 15:03    -168.00
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 5f Sell Stks     03-May-11 15:00     03-May-11 15:03    -1,618.42
Horse Racing / Newc (AvB) 3rd May : HailTi v CapabG     03-May-11 14:40     03-May-11 14:56    -250.09
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 1m4f Hcap     03-May-11 14:40     03-May-11 14:44    -213.05
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 5f Mdn Stks     03-May-11 14:30     03-May-11 14:34    -446.50
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 5f Mdn Stks     03-May-11 14:10     03-May-11 14:16    1,875.40


gonna nickel n dime Catt, but for the most part, the bags are packed.....home n hosed....
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 17:49
Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long I'm glad to be back   
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild


'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang
With a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flak
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
Don't look at me now
I'm just makin' my play
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
By:
Here come the steamer
When: 03 May 11 17:50
anyone know the us church result race 1
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 17:52
3
2
4
5
Laugh
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 18:29
Nice work Winston

That comedian is going to be so angry when he see's them profits he'll probablly end up hurling burgers , fries and apple pies all over the restuarant.
900 euro's , do burger flippers make that in a  year ?  I doubt it.
By:
thecanadian
When: 03 May 11 18:31
billy has been busted by Chief Inspector Menelaus and now he's trying to drown the post with a lot of garbage so others miss it

good luck with that Laugh Laugh


Menelaus Joined: 03 Feb 05
Replies: 578 03 May 11 13:27 
You are trying too hard. It feels like a lifetime ago now, but I was responsible for putting together a quarterly industry newsletter. That's where I learned about typesetting, pixels, raster image processors, post-processing and of course kerning.

The profit statements you have been posting have been altered. The kerning is false. I even showed it to the technical chap that was in charge of producing my newsletter and he came to the same conclusion. You wouldn't be able to detect it on "partial" cut & paste drops but it's glaringly obvious in yours where you cut, pasted and dropped entire pages. Your profit statements have been altered. Digits have been added.

You've learned not to miss a comma like I caught you doing in days past, and the numbers all add up (all you have to do is drop them into a spreadsheet and you have the right sum in seconds) but you thought all along that cutting and pasting is a safe way of selling a lie. WRONG. The kerning goes all out of whack, and you look like a fool.

Your profit statements have been altered, digits have been added. So you can go on trying to sell your fantasies on here but at least one person on here is not buying it.

Enjoy the Derby.
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 18:37
Enjoy the Big Mac cooking
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 18:48
watched 7000+ replays over the past 6 months....can't muster up the strength to watch 1 more.....I'm sure my fellow PROS understand....need a long break......anyways, always like to go out on a high-note.....even though i just got nutted on that foto at CattCry


Horse Racing: €12,623.75  Total P&L:  €12,623.75

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 20 of 21 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (€)
Horse Racing / Catt 3rd May : To Be Placed     03-May-11 18:30     03-May-11 18:39    686.00
Horse Racing / Catt 3rd May : 1m4f Claim Stks     03-May-11 18:30     03-May-11 18:38    1,752.98
Horse Racing / Catt 3rd May : 5f Mdn Stks     03-May-11 18:00     03-May-11 18:05    1,017.28
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 7f Hcap     03-May-11 17:20     03-May-11 17:24    1,146.60
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 1m Hcap     03-May-11 17:10     03-May-11 17:14    131.53
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : To Be Placed     03-May-11 16:45     03-May-11 16:50    -300.00
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 6f Hcap     03-May-11 16:45     03-May-11 16:50    797.87
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 1m Hcap     03-May-11 16:35     03-May-11 16:40    4,648.12
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 1m Hcap     03-May-11 16:15     03-May-11 16:19    -230.08
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 2m1f Hcap     03-May-11 16:05     03-May-11 16:11    311.51
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 7f Hcap     03-May-11 15:45     03-May-11 15:51    13.29
Horse Racing / Bath (AvB) 3rd May : SpicnS v RadiaR     03-May-11 15:30     03-May-11 15:48    43.48
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : To Be Placed     03-May-11 15:30     03-May-11 15:33    -38.05
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 5f Hcap     03-May-11 15:30     03-May-11 15:33    2,571.04
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 1m2f Mdn Stks     03-May-11 15:10     03-May-11 15:15    892.84
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : To Be Placed     03-May-11 15:00     03-May-11 15:03    -168.00
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 5f Sell Stks     03-May-11 15:00     03-May-11 15:03    -1,618.42
Horse Racing / Newc (AvB) 3rd May : HailTi v CapabG     03-May-11 14:40     03-May-11 14:56    -250.09
Horse Racing / Newc 3rd May : 1m4f Hcap     03-May-11 14:40     03-May-11 14:44    -213.05
Horse Racing / Bath 3rd May : 5f Mdn Stks     03-May-11 14:30     03-May-11 14:34    -446.50
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check them fonts melanie....and get me a big mac comedian....extra sauce on the side
By:
rink rat
When: 03 May 11 19:32
Just got one question to all this mess, Who the FECK is Howard?
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 19:37
The loser who flips burgers at Maccy D's

Hope this helps
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 19:45
what lucky sed

if you still can't figure it out, hockey boy, here are a few more hints:

lazy left eye
very angry
80's goatee
failure
By:
Whippet
When: 03 May 11 19:54
Love how comedian/melanie is trying the good cop/bad cop routine.

It is just a shame that he is so stupid, that it ends up looking more like dumb and dumber. LaughLaugh
By:
thecanadian
When: 03 May 11 21:53
like I said, good luck with that.... Laugh

Menelaus Joined: 03 Feb 05
Replies: 578 03 May 11 13:27
You are trying too hard. It feels like a lifetime ago now, but I was responsible for putting together a quarterly industry newsletter. That's where I learned about typesetting, pixels, raster image processors, post-processing and of course kerning.

The profit statements you have been posting have been altered. The kerning is false. I even showed it to the technical chap that was in charge of producing my newsletter and he came to the same conclusion. You wouldn't be able to detect it on "partial" cut & paste drops but it's glaringly obvious in yours where you cut, pasted and dropped entire pages. Your profit statements have been altered. Digits have been added.

You've learned not to miss a comma like I caught you doing in days past, and the numbers all add up (all you have to do is drop them into a spreadsheet and you have the right sum in seconds) but you thought all along that cutting and pasting is a safe way of selling a lie. WRONG. The kerning goes all out of whack, and you look like a fool.

Your profit statements have been altered, digits have been added. So you can go on trying to sell your fantasies on here but at least one person on here is not buying it.

Enjoy the Derby.
By:
thecanadian
When: 03 May 11 21:57
"check them fonts melanie"


Nice diversion billy but if you took the time to read up on what Menelaus posted (I did), IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FONTS


may be you are just sedated too much with those blue pills and can no longer feel any shame

or then again, what am I talking about, you are just a sick @#$#
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 21:59
Coffee break time at Mc donalds  obviously
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 22:19
you got me sussed, howardCry

how much has this guy lost to cause him to be so angry?

listen son....there is nothing wrong with being a 5 loonie mug punter.  i remember my first $20 bet....Intro Seed @ 7/5... "showed little" as I recall.  we all start out as mugs.  the key is learning.  accept that you can be wrong.  take that 800 lb chip off your shoulder.  I suggested you study Plato's allegory "the cave"....i can only lead you to water....i can't make you drink.  i want to help.  consider it philanthropy.....maybe it was confucious or socrates, i don't remember, but they said "once you realize you know nothing, you finally know something"
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 22:24
Double cheesburger with ketchup please Comedian


PIP  PIP   PIP   help me
By:
winstonsmith1984
When: 03 May 11 22:27
thecanadian
03 May 11 21:57


if you took the time to read up on what Menelaus posted



sorry....was busy watching my fingernails grow
By:
Menelaus
When: 03 May 11 22:40
I think you are repugnant and not very intelligent but still smart enough to google a word. Kerning has nothing to do with fonts, it's the process of manipulating the spacing of letters and numbers in a document to make the appearance more pleasing. The process of course requires that you know what the next letter or number is. When done on a computer, in a digital environment, kerning is pre-programmed and easy to apply, since the spacing is controlled by the program and it automatically goes back and retroactively adjusts. When someone manually inserts text or numbers in a document already kerned (in case I lost you there Billy, that's altering the document), kerning adjustments are no longer possible (false in typesetting parlance) and the backwards spacing is now out of whack ( are you getting it yet, Billy?)

If you make a file of exactly what you posted Billy, and drop it into a raster image processor, then the irregular backward spacing shows up like a finger print. In other words, it becomes glaringly obvious your profit statements have been altered and that digits have been added. Not so obvious to your untrained eye.

Stop disgracing yourself, your ignorance caught up to your lies. Grow a pair and apologize to the forum for being a fraud and trying to deceive everyone. I doubt you can.........
By:
thecanadian
When: 03 May 11 22:51
what's the over/under on how quickly billy will call to have this thread taken down

I'll take the under LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 22:56
well well well

a pair of burger flippers . Comdian the liar and Melanie the liar


big macs at the ready
By:
stiglup
When: 03 May 11 22:59
menalaus you dont sound convinced

betfair dont use the kernal imo
By:
Bluenose
When: 03 May 11 23:02
melanie is the betfair forums answer to Columbo imo

maybe she can contact the satellite dept and prove that the comedian watched a channel on 91 west while in cyprus or even the flat earth police may be able to help with this mysterious case
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 23:14
lol  IF comedian owns a villa in Cyprus im the queen of sheba
By:
Menelaus
When: 03 May 11 23:15
Bluenose, for what is worth I don't share the Canadian's opinion of you, I think you are one of the decent posters one here. I can not say the same about stiglup, he's a provocateur. I don't believe for a minute that you believe a word of what Billy/winstonsmith/lucky is posting on here. It's just that your disdain for the Canadian overwhelms any other opinions you may express on this forum.

The profits statements Billy posted have been altered. I know enough about the printing business to know, or at least ascertain, whether a document has been tampered with, or not. I'm not forcing anyone to accept my opinion, your free to draw your own conclusions.
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 23:15
lives in an igloo imo
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 23:16
Yes you know how they print them Big Mac boxes i bet
By:
Whippet
When: 03 May 11 23:17
Melanie/Comedian is obviously some sort of higher power, a god incarnate if you like.

How else did he break the laws of physics to allow him to watch a US satellite channel in cyprus? Laugh

All bow down to the god of burger flipping imo.
By:
lucky31
When: 03 May 11 23:19
Im surprised you havent been accused of being winstonsmith as well whippet , I have , biggest joke of all time

Stupid burger flipper aint got a brain
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