The Clown from Golders Green

Mick... "where are ya buddy" ?

My God sheikh you really are retarded..........almost (I say almost) as bad as theclown.

I posted my selections - 3 horses - 1 winer and 2 extremely unlucky runners-up.  The world and his granny know the best horse in the classic was second!
I dont need to explain what happened - we all saw it.

As for your 3 selections - you had ONE winner (same as me) - you had ONE second place - I ll say it again I had TWO - so in a few words....MY selections rank above yours...you mug.

Now with your e/w selections that you so carefully and diligently hand picked your $2 stake probably made you $10.....Well done on your ONLY WINNER this year and well done on your BIGGEST win ever.........spend those $10 well - maybe a nice bag of pick 'n' mix.

You really are a moron....for having the balls to come back bragging about a short priced 2ndfav winner.......but I guess when you get one winner out of hundreds you tip you may as well milk it. 

Your strike rate is what defines you.......sad, lonely, unique and pathetic.
Now excuse me please....I have travelling to do, marathons to run, an Ironman to train for and a fulfilled life to live with those that matter.

Best wishes for your one winning selection for 2011.........

Oh dear Mick !

I'm a little confused how you think that you could have possibly ended up with more money than me - Let's try a $2 win trixie on our selections...

Your selections - Midday (lost) Zenyatta (lost) and Goldi (won ..Hooray!!) Gets you ZILCH.
My selections - Blame (won) R Heat Lightning (Lost) Crown Of Thorns (Non Runner) Pays $11 ... Hooray I WIN !!! (actually in reality I also hit the pick 4 for nearly 8 grand) ...
So in summary to a $8 stake - I win $2 and you lose $8 - doesn't that make me a WINNER !!

I am a little confused also as you state "The world and his granny know the best horse in the classic was second!
I dont need to explain what happened - we all saw it" so because i got paid out and you didn't, how do i mark that as a winner for you?

Sheikh Me Hand 1- Clown from Golders Green 0.

You are obviously spending too much time training for your marathons and ironman in that your handicapping is being let down, that's fine, enjoy your training and when you have finished your mid life crisis maybe we can have a chat and have a little fun with a handicapping contest. 1-0 to the champion !!

Dear Loser,

Are you back from being an ironlung?

Regards
The Winner

Ok, joking aside, I am seriously worried about him now, we had a bit of banter but he has been away for too long, maybe the ironman wasn't for him, you could tell prior to leaving he was a little deluded.... (well, almost crazy tbh) but that aside, I just want to know that he is OK..

has anybody heard from the chap from Golders Green?

Thanks in anticipation,
SMH

SMH mate, I'm known around these parts for showing no mercy with the delusional crazies around here and putting them in a straight jacket but you take the cake.

this guy hasn't responded for months, likely skint by now and closed his account, so I wouldn't expect an answer very soon.

having said all that, he deserves every morsel of punishment you inflict on him for being a delusional fool, so knock yourself out.

How ya doing me old mucker!!

I just like the idea that he is around somewhere reading these posts, the big buffoon !!

He is to me what Winston Smith is too you...ain't it all a bit of fun [;)]

How's tricks?? Woodbines back, which is good news as Calgary seems to have lost it's chance of having another racecourse anytime soon!

Keep up the good work fella!!

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