CALLING KIRTY

evening m8 they say that horse ran poor no real damage done ....would be a good idea for you if you follow my selections and sell them before they run 100/percent they  shorten win or lose ... am flying back in morning want england in cricket for a few quid looks no offers to me have layed draw at 4/5

Good evening fella..      hope you haven't been partying to hard backed last night and laid of in running so all good this end thanks..      Kenny sends his regards..       he got banished from a wedding today as he had shorts on for the ceremony..          said he is getting as bad as you for getting ejected from places...

I will learn the ways Master ..   ha ha..      you put me on some good things recently and all a good learning curb for me...

Hope you have a good flight and catch up soon no doubt..  fishing in the morning then a 40th in the evening..   so a good booze up on the cards..           

....do not take gazza fishing or the float will be moat

I was fishing last week and thought I was going mad..   kept hearing 'Fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine Fog on the Tyne is all mine!' kept looking around and nobody about..  anyway kept going on through out my match and in the end I thought what the fck..          noticed a storm drain and that fcker Gazza and Five Bellies are sat in their with a 8 pack of Stones bitter..                 looked like somebody else had been with them but they had scarpered..

..and he wasna waddling away...ya know........on a diffrent note i read in the paper this week about that pr1ck who gave the war vets a nazi salute...from blackpool how the fook they tolerate that mug wouid smash his jaw the gutless mug [>o]

Yes I saw the picture he was walking out of court after his missus (some bird) who had urinated on the war memorial and then performed a sex act on him had been given a suspended sentence..        they will get what is coming to them.     ass holes..                 right I am off matey..    catch up tomorrow sometime..

4-7 @ del gl

ooops

,,,evening kirty back safe and sound ,,,had half my cricket winnings on rachel alexandra thought   it was all over at 2nd last bend ....then the rag beats you ,,,,,,imagine betting in running in america ten 1,01s beat everyday

Hello Sleeper... glad you got back in one piece..  I was out all day and partying all night only got out of my pit around 12.30pm with last recollection being drinking neat vodka one after the other..     empty wallet red eyes and a thirst to die for..

Unlucky last night with RA..         if we had IR for the US their would be a lot of very rich formites ! ..          some crazy in running scenes...          horses running last all race to hose up at the end..         

Kenny sends his regards and says could be one of interest at Epsom..    Paul Cole mount SM..         

Think I am going to go up town for a couple shandys to sort my head out..

You got any news from the courts?..      if you can urinate on a War Memorial and get away with it I think you might be okay..    if you are unsure go on a mini rampage before you go in ..  batter a granny rob from a charity shop pretend to be an illegal immigrant with a passion for blowing things up and rob the rings from a dying paitent in hospital..   that should get you off.   [;)]

Trying 5 at FL R7 kirty - sorry to jump on your thread lads

IR desperately required in US

Drewboy yes IR would be great stateside but I think the Yanks would have a lot quicker pics than we would ..          some big fat Super sizer hosing up all our money for another Macky D ! ..

SLEEPER--------The casino run i mentined is still 100% ,spent last week in the north west.T he average is around 1200 per day per casino, to small for some but ok for me.

Well done budapest long may it continue !

thanks, just been outand done another stint, nly got 563 because of the way it panned out.

i am sure you guys have worked it out already but in case you are still undecided, yes budapest does talk utter b@ll@cks

evening m8 ....hope you are well am playing it slowly slowly at moment but there might be a serious bet tommorow ,,,will give virgin a shout if that is the case been busy with the tennis just in front at moment but the 4 am finnish is a long day

Good evening..    nice to see you are getting some back..        on a 6-2 this week so alcohol free for a few nights..          caned it at the weekend and was rough as a dog Tuesday morning opening up at 5.30am. 

have laid monfils in tennis  in running 1.16.....only guessing

Well I blew another bank at the weekend playing through beer googles ..          just been paid so have to play smart and small for a few days to build a new pot..                 another reason why I am of the beers..      GL with the tennis..

kirty every time i get wrecked if i gamble the next day .................i do the lot .........tennis no good only done 400 .....have you heard from kenny ,,,,,

I have not heard from Kenny since Sunday afternoon..       I will drop him an email to see where he is and what he is up to..         

AJW had 3 from 4 today..                   I need to stay logged off when beer involved..     

give you a shout 2 morrow

Cheers fella just had the 1 at Penn so leaving on a high..  only small but funds to play with..          thanks as always..      take it easy and good luck with the tennis..      GN..   

Good evening fella..         unlucky today but onto tomorrow..  hope you are well..   AJW said he wanted to go 'Sea' fishing today but due to the 'Mist' he had to stay ashore..  ..     says he has lost the number for Jock and would like to get back in touch.      I can pass a email address to Kenny who is currently AWOL although he was on FB earlier.   sunning himself   

Time for bed for me as up in 5hrs and out tomorrow night..           catch up soon..         no chasing ! 

am backing tregonings at kempton ...be about 4/5 call you tommorow

Cheers and good luck today..

Cheers as always Sleeper..     hope you made plenty..   

was 75k behind since win now 27k behind    could do with a week of chipping away at 2k a day .....hope you got something ...all the right faces were on win or lose [;)]

Nice to hear mate..   only playing small but I have given most of it back on the US dogs..   going to find one last horse to get it all back..           great news on your end and keep it small..    it can be done..  ha ha..       no work for 2 weeks loads of jobs but no spare coin..    going to get some foreigners on the go . 

cgull gave me a shout to lay portugal at 1.23 they were leading 3/2 1.09 forgot about it just read that they lost like finding 1500 on the floor    cyprus must have been 300/1 [smiley:crazy]

Super news matey ..  I posted up the fav 1st race Muss 15 points clear on my ratings..    looked at my phone in running as at work and saw Peters Gift 1.2 thought I had lost..           my mate Johnny Wad text me to say well done..  didn't realise it had won in the photo..            woo hoo..      AJW put up Billy Zane nice odds unlucky not to place..  traded out in running,

will shout you 2 morrow looks hard    try to sit on my fingers [;)]

I have had one reminder for tomorrow MC at Kempton..           I will rate some races and if anything stands out will post up..                have a good one fella..               thanks again for the shouts today think you made lots of people happy..    you might get your wings one day ..   

See MC was a non runner..   GG alerts will warn me anyway next time out..        going to a party shortly so will not be around this evening..     hope you have done okay today ?       Increased my bank shortly but been more miss than hit..

Shall catch up tomorrow no doubt.   stay lucky..   [smiley:crazy]

Hi lads, now back in UK, just drifted in from the Med, first time I could post on here for 2 weeks, getting up to speed now.

Kirty, keep tabs on MC, they are looking for the right opportunity, reason given for today's no show was a s/c (coughing, load of bllx)....now barred from running next Weds at Epsom, but qualified for Sandown on Friday....when its  sniffles will mysteriously have gone?

Sleeper,looking forward to the entertainment next week, would love to be there if possible, good luck m8.

Welcome back Kenny ..  rough as a baby badger today ..   party went well but a late one so just trying to recover..  might be a fight fire with fire and crack open a couple beers to ease the pain..              good luck with any plays today..

Had a 1st and a 2nd at York so a nice start..

kenny wish i knew you was drifting in    would  have loaded you up and sent the rib out to meet you ....might have had better luck than the seamist ......nothing much to report about 40k behind since we last spoke   going up to kings road tonight meeting a mystery although stands in 750    kirty tells me you was in entibbes ..my mate used to have a bar there    by far the sexiest birds iv e ever come across  french birds cannot find them on an agency though ...catch up soon

Seen you best of luck thread mate..     good luck Weds just in case I don't get to post prior.            take it easy mate.

lol sleeper, Rottingdean has a history for smuggling, loads of tunnels and priests holes......just seen on the news that the pie and liquor in Lewes who conducted the sham weddings got 4 years, he'll go down a treat inside....steer clear of of those civil partnerships if you come across him.......strangeways for strange folk.....remember a horse called Quare Times, a good earner......will monitor progress on the Xhibit site....good luck m8.

Fancy the local horse to reverse placings on these terms at Lingers tomorrow in the lowest grade...... to recover losses when odd on last time....well in on official mark nothing else to beat.....2/1 or better is value imo, any opnions lads?

had to go to newmarket today was having breakfast and the cafe owner told me to lay ,,, a j dunlop horse ,,,4.15 at lingfield ....evens ...it got beat ,,,,seems its everywere you look ...bumped into h cecil .....and told g huffer what i thought of him .....fued is ten years old ......was told 3 horses in last 2 days did not play  they all won ffs .....kenny i met a nice mystery down the marina in the gym ....tells me she left her x  as he was a bad man .....wait till someone shops me  she will have kittens

kirty what is my best bet to watch that d hopper film i was thinking of amazon

To purchase the film follow the following link..    http://www.amazon.com/s/?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=6302406544%7C%206302406560&tag=imdb-adbox

Copy and paste into your search engine..

kirty i am a dinasour i don t understand copy and paste and service engines have had 20k on v williams in tennis watching now

will trade out if hits 1,2

Ha ha mate, I knew nothing about computers just picked things up along the way..    Yes legit way go to Amazon and buy the film..                Google is a search engine ..         

I presume you are not 60 like my mum and she learned by following basic computing tutorials that are available online..            good luck with the tennis !

gl kirty and all the best i maybe not post for a while ....you may get a shout from, one of my pals take care m8

Cheers Sleeper and good luck tomorrow..            we shall catch up soon no doubt.    take it easy.          appreciated your help over the last few months..     remember tomorrow to tell them all about your charity work and help in the community.  seems to work for the celebs..     

Good luck mate and catch up sooner rather than later..

evening m8      its been a hectic week living out a suitcase at the moment been everywere looking for a hotel with sky .....have rented a gaff for a month although will probely surrender within a week will keep in touch not sure about these ip address

Good evening..  heard your news via other sources on here.        man with a suitcase ?  you will have to get Channel 4 to document your life or a film.      would be a good watch..          throw in some Turks and jobs a good one..                    I would not have thought it would be that hard to get Sky might be better lowering your standards and getting in a B&B..               get your weekend out the way then go in..  sooner the better at least better chance to get out before the A/W / Jumps season finishes..          take it easy and hope you got yourself some Sheila's last night

Please note 'Their is nothing wrong with the Turks good stuff' and 'British Bed and Breakfast about the best in the world'  don't want betfair police coming knocking on my door..     

evening m8 sitting here holed up in a nice gaff .....been reading posts etc etc maybe its me being para with this what im on but ,,,i truly think that b/fair or bha post on the forum  as there have been a few strange posts lately....anyway fook them

Good evening fella, good to hear you are in a nice gaff and relaxing the best way you know how to..         what you looking at for tomorrow anyway mate anything strong?  done okay today but still down for some reason ?  ha ha ..

Walls have ears so I am always told..                    hope you not stood doing a taxi driver impression..  you looking at me ?  You looking at me ??   

the boys in blue in the champagne stakes snooker is napping it  will prob just watch it .....funny watching from betting shops like the dark ages

I can imagine mate with you..         betting shops these days with the machines I tend to swerve..                saw the post yesterday regarding the folk dressed as animals with collection buckets a bit random?     The BHA will be checking all the Stag party fancy dress entries now..

lol kirty i have been ten times dressed as all sorts ......always gave the collections to the admin people  just imagine standing at the 2 furlong marker after having 10k on a 1/2 chance and its going backwards and your sweating your balloks off   its a long walk home ....especially for a donkey

Ha ha fella..       take it easy one last bet on US then logging out..            so I say..       

I will have to keep a look out when I am next at the racing for a donkey with a runny nose and a big wad of cash..   

hope you were on kirty very impressive

I was not on mate..  I was dragged out for the day so didn't really get to play anything until later in the day.   cheers for the heads up mind..            noted on my GG alerts..   my list is getting bigger every week.

kenny you about

hi sleeper, the casino is still going strong.Are you really going to hand in tomorrow

tuesday after lingfield

On "manges" thread on horse racing forum......you about Kirty?.......noted MC withdrawn late again on Friday, reason was "going" this time......they probably heard that Rock Anthem was a good thing, as it proved, so swerved the race....definitely trying to place it to win.....keep watch.

kenny was you in entibbes

Good evening .. at friends so limited access..  hope all good..    took note of that Kenny and Wilf..     both worth noting down..     hope you both good..    back home tomorrow so access tomorrow evening..    getting back on track so good in that area..          take it easy fella's..

Sleeper, was in Antibes for 2 weeks, took in Cannes, Monte Carlo & Villefranche-sur-mer (best beach).......Pam Pam bar in Juan-le-Pins very attractive Brazillian women (talented singer/dancer).....eyed up some property opportunities, prices have fallen so a good deal for a pad is possible......need a small tickle....350k euros buys you plenty in the right places now......good bolt hole[;)][;)]

is the market still in antibbes used to be every sunday .......350 sounds cheap was getting on that 6/8 years ago ....did i here you say you knew jonny suth from rottingdean or is it a diff one

Street market in the old town every night in the summer, busiest bar is the Hop Store, 6.60euros a pint.....Brazilian street tumblers still doing the rounds, nice cafe culture.......best buy your booze in Carrefour and smuggle it in.....
JS still stringing people along, keeps them wanting more....had a scam going with a certain racing club.....gave him a poncey name and business card, J C-H and E J-H involved.......you know the rest.

when you see him next ask him about the trial that is going on at the moment at nottingham ......one of the brothers he worked for up on all sorts of charges....he then followed the judge into toilet and asked him for  a   not guilty and in the judges reward would be top horse info ....add perjury to the charge .his defence is that he agreed a deal with the judge in a crack den ....honestly  its the funniest one iv e heard for years j c h claims he was going to burn her out ....wish i was there  its comical to say the least

small world.....Julian Smythson-Smyth or something similar......keeps pushing in the Vic......tribe of hanger-ons.....told he is a £5 & £10 e/w merchant these days......
Breaking news, before I went away:
Brother of a mutual friend has been nicked by the FS, over an on-line heads-up poker game....£22.5k on a cloned c/c.....plod appeared next morning after the game, other party has served an IVA, dec bankrupt for £1.2m and was his tenant.......he is now looking for a brief.....innocent m'lud....truely!!

those poker sites ....rumour has it 5/6 years ago if you had money in spain or wanted it moved back to there open up a table all in allin untill the right result cut out the lorry drivers 17/percent    didnt last long .....the vic is that the one in the high street if so i recruted the bird from behind the bar to work alongside the racing club ...think she is pregnant now   .....c bolger used to have a drink in there .......i prefer the one next to the pond get some crackers in there ....sometimes they have an ew trade with js ...if short of readies

Plough (by the pond) changed hands since, now Dave Day's....dearest pub in Brighton....best steak tho...top chef recruited......gin & jag set.
Vic is a late night dive at weekends, same crowd every week....hope it wasn't Maddy...Jimmy's daughter....2 ton overweight...JS did the bus. when he was chef there....by the way his mum died last year (nice lady).
Black Horse changed hands twice this year....wasn't decorated for 20 years, now painted twice in 6 months....like all boozers will struggle come January when the recession bites & VAT rises.
Lion & Lobster best pub (imo) in town, plenty of mysteries

i know maddy jimmy and tommy been faces over that way for years ....was in the lion  n lobster not long ago it was rammed   someone took offence at our group guess what .....banned ,,,i used to have a chunk of readies about me now most of it gone got propertys worth more than a million thinking about selling 1 flat to see me through till feb....do you think property will go down again

Its all about location (sea view etc.), the right place always holds its price....VAT rise and subsequent cost of living rise will be inflationary, wage rises & civil unrest, so expect interest rates to start rising......German economy on its knees (very few Germans in South of France this year) could rock the EEC again.....after Greece who is the next to wobble?....shock waves destroy confidence....coalition Governments always fall out when the going gets tough....the downside outweighs the upside at the moment, remember "Cash is King", old addage "Buy Cheap, Sell Dearer....a profit is a profit "!!!![;)]

got some good places near to where olimpics be staged got a clause with partner that we won t sell till 2012 .....away from property every game ive been in seems on its knees ,,,,people like j suth .....but much bigger players all potless  most just scratching a living ....wish i had the 500k i done last year ......wish i could plant kelly brooke ....anyway better off now than 4 years ago could be worse     take it easy m8     

Know CB, nice fellah, he's a good friend of tonight's poster on the other fred who I know well, like most doesn't get the chances after losing his claim......now relies on Taliban suicide mounts....same with his brother back in the old country, top stable JH, but now the best rides go elsewhere.......CB does a lot of work riding in Newmarket for MT, still lives in the village tho.

Sleeper, take care m8, "catch you on the ice" as the mange says.....keep me posted.......an investment in an indoor putter might be wise!........goodnight & good luck..... Kirty et al.

small world kenny  my m8s were in the vic late last night and the mystery was working there tuesday nights and sundays     kayleigh.....1,01.....

Kenny the GG alert paid of today..    hope all good and catch up soon..

TTT day 6 and sleeper finally gets his phone..     just waiting on some nice smellies now as like talking on a turd..     

any good bets will inform you if possible regards mr sea mist

goldstone2 cheers.. appreciate the message.  pass on my regards to 'Sea mist' and hope he is baring up well let him know the mist clears quicker than you think and he should be back ashore sooner rather than later..   take it easy and hope to speak soon..

3.30 kempton terdad

Thanks for that..      good luck today..

sorry kirty am only the message boy it came 2nd  bet from 4 to 5 into 4 to 9

Hey Goldstone no worries..    win some lose some all part of the game..  thanks for posting up appreciate it..

ttt

evening m8 cant say much but will give you a call 2morrow ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,justice  for the moment anyhow

Cheers mate.. heard you were about.. nice to see you to see you nice..   take it easy.. 

2 bets m8 have posted on main forum might have something in ireland had 2 yesterday 5/1 into 2/1 ........25/1 into 8/1 both placed  so could be a good lead  hope your well m8

Afternoon, been in work all morning only got back at 2.30pm..     how you gone on ?

done 15k going out to get smashed   talk soon

try and have a good night..

lol had to come back  as forgot my keys  when your out of form your out of form ..........and readies

I have had the worse run of luck for a long time..           hoping it turns soon.       need to get re-focussed and back on track..    you about for long?.       hope you managed to get back out last night..

Good evening fella..  if you are around keep your peepers open on the main forum tomorrow..  thinking of starting a new thread to try and find some winners. both UK / US..

Had a look at the 2.55pm at Ayr tomorrow need to check out if the horse is suited to the ground but clear by a fair few points..

HORSE    GRAND TOTAL    Draw
Scantily Clad    28.3    8
Novabridge    13.3    4
Saxonette    0.3    9
Nellie Ellis    1.3    3
Heartbreak    -1.7    2
Rothesay Chancer    -5.7    1
Misty Morn    -6.7    6
Mini Bon Bon    -9.7    5
Press Release    -13.7    7

Well done today..     hope all good..