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"in a surprise turn of events Melly Menelaus has entered the Greek crisis debate with his own unique solutions. Menelaus, who claims to be heir to the Spartan throne, plans on immediately replacing the Euro, not with the Drachma, but with an altogether new currency called "the Tampax".
Menelaus who counts his qualifications as PhDs (Oxford, Cambridge and LSE), Wall Street tycoon, fighter pilot, double-agent spy, and olympic 100m champion, will also introduce austerity measures which include a strict no-clothes rule for all hunky buff males. and make naked wrestling compulsory. "
Menelaus who counts his qualifications as PhDs (Oxford, Cambridge and LSE), Wall Street tycoon, fighter pilot, double-agent spy, and olympic 100m champion, will also introduce austerity measures which include a strict no-clothes rule for all hunky buff males. and make naked wrestling compulsory. "
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Take a deep breath in, now hold it there, then read this and internalize
Menelaus 18 May 12 14:24 Listen polyahole, I have better things to do with my time than watch you drool with envy and you throw your heels at me every day on here. You were born stupid. Unfortunately I regret to inform you that you'll die that way. The only thing you can do at this point, but I doubt you can, is try and work in not being such an ahole. You may find a woman to take you in that way and not be as much of a burden to your mom. Go ahead and exhale now and INTERNALIZE |
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     'thetampax" |
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I seem to remember melanoma claiming to be an army psychological operations analyst specialist or some other such bullshiit and he claimed it was a sign of some kind of disorder when you used a derogatory name for somebody else. Yet here he is calling someone polyahole.
Clearly he thinks he is a wit. Sadly he is only half right. The tampon. How apt. |
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The big fish is still wiggling on the line. I'm happy now
 Beating up on hapless benny the clown is getting a little tiring, you made my day. |
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The fisherman is still writhing around on the river bank. Is it epilepsy or are you desperately looking for a lost pound for some meths? |
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The problem is that as someone else has pointed out, in the long run you will probably be right. But then in the long run we will all be dead so you had better develop a thicker skin in the meantime.
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I don't have the faintest idea what you are trying to say about being probably right in the long run, but I am absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt sure that I am right here and now about this:
That sharp pain you just felt is the hook getting lodged in your psyche even deeper - Menelaus circa 2012 Have you chewed on any good apples lately?  |
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Nope. I'm standing under the tree as you advised waiting for them to fall off.
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The pebble is still firmly in my hand, you're not ready yet grasshopper.
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I suggest you have another look in your hand. Your greatest enemy is in the last place you will look.
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And I suggest you haven't realized the game is over.
Basic psyops, once the objective is accomplished, you declare victory and move on. You don't sit around and chat with the mortally wounded. Get over it. |
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You poor deluded fool.
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" Mission accomplished ".
Now who else said that ? |
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psyops
melly can't even construct a sentence properly! I think I'll make a late application to join the navy sealsand I'm not even an american!!!! melly- the delusions continue.Hows keller btw?  |
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Poor fellow. I'm beginning to feel sorry for him. His delusional state puts me in mind of Gordon Brown. There he is proclaiming victory whilst sat on his own in the corner and everyone else gives him a kick as they go about their business. He'll be soiling himself next.
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oh- do spartans soil themselves?
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It's basic psyops. Didn't you know? Rambo did it to blend in with his surroundings.
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