Tradefair & Financials
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After listening to the forum expert for some time, I have found the following expert trades that I have selected using melly's "proprietary trading system". All the following will occur sometime between now and the day that the sun explodes.
The DOW will hit 15,000; however it may also go down to 6,000.
Gold will hit $2,500; unless it hits $1,000.
AAPL will hit $100 because of a fall of sales due to the i-pad being crap; unless of course sales go up, then it will hit $600.
The AUD will hit 0.9 unless it hits 1.1.
All trades are taken for less than 30 seconds (if you wan't to do a long term trade you have to continuously roll everything over, because there is no way you can ever make money unless your average trade is in the seconds).
Ultra tight stops are used in all instances, however these get moved whenever the position goes the wrong way, to stop them getting hit. That way you never lose money. Brilliant huh?
All trades must be entered using your bloomberg terminal, from your super computer with a direct line to the exchange.
have fun and enjoy your profits.
PS Hyperinflation will occur sometime between now and the end of time, unless it doesn't.
PPS Greece will default "imminently"*
*repost every few weeks when it doesn't happen.
The DOW will hit 15,000; however it may also go down to 6,000.
Gold will hit $2,500; unless it hits $1,000.
AAPL will hit $100 because of a fall of sales due to the i-pad being crap; unless of course sales go up, then it will hit $600.
The AUD will hit 0.9 unless it hits 1.1.
All trades are taken for less than 30 seconds (if you wan't to do a long term trade you have to continuously roll everything over, because there is no way you can ever make money unless your average trade is in the seconds).
Ultra tight stops are used in all instances, however these get moved whenever the position goes the wrong way, to stop them getting hit. That way you never lose money. Brilliant huh?
All trades must be entered using your bloomberg terminal, from your super computer with a direct line to the exchange.
have fun and enjoy your profits.
PS Hyperinflation will occur sometime between now and the end of time, unless it doesn't.
PPS Greece will default "imminently"*
*repost every few weeks when it doesn't happen.
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whippet!!!
      IMAHO- a brilliant analysis of the French Villa owning CEO's system. A sure fire winner to be sure to be sure. Forumites will now realise where they have been going wrong, unless they don't realise in which case they would be right unless they were already wrong. In any case I will sign off now but i will really still be on and not off until I'm definitely off when I will no longer be on. If any of the above fails- its ben bernake's fault.  |
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looks like melly was right about AAPL. hope you were all on this excellent trade, unless you weren't, then commiserations.
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Melly at it again.
Menelaus Date Joined: 03 Feb 05 Add contact | Send message 15 Jul 12 11:05 Joined: 03 Feb 05 | Topic/replies: 2,177 | As long as CBs don't lose control of the situation, there are signs that they are losing control but they haven't yet, gold will NEVER go over $2,000 |
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I'm going for a shiit now. Unless I have a shave. In which case I'll have the shiit afterwards. Unless I opt for a haircut. In which case the shiit and shave will have to wait. Oh feck it.
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You've been sh1ting for a long time now, all over this forum, now ifs, no buts, no maybes, no unless, no in case, no nothing.
The stench is overwhelming and the level of stupidity unbearable to those of us on here who have a clue. Not so much to the members of the halfwit cartel. Unless I got it all wrong and this is all a bad joke, unless it's only intended to make us laugh, in case we need more clowns on here, in which case you accomplished your objective. |
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I like to laugh. It reminds me of lifes essential beauty, perversity and ultimate futility. I get the feeling that laughter doesn't figure in your life. Which is rather sad when you think about it because laughter or lack of it is no laughing matter.
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