Nice price for Bartoli

Cheers prele_

i think you get more money if

you do it manually, cash out is weird

lol, Bartoli just sops running

Yea I think a %/fee is taken

Bartoli so lucky here

there's no fee for cashout, other than you're most probably taking a sh1te price.

what a beast bartoli

This isnt Bartoli winning, its Duque Marino hitting shots inexplicably out.

sexy carla would get everyone of Duques shots

easily

inexplicably?

the explanation is that she isn't very good.....

That painter by the court seemed to have got Bartoli's shape a bit wrong!

(maybe he didnt have enough paint)

Bartoli has to hold serve now. Hmm.

allez marion!

Klizan 1 set up

nice comeback to lose on own serve

Set pt

phew, i got nervous when she returned it^^

after the smash

oh dear, Duque Marino should really be a set up by now and it looks as if she will be a set down

oh dear lord

Bartoli, you beautiful princess, i would mount you

beast!

She got a code violation for coaching, yet her dad continues doing it!

haha too early ffs

6-2, 6-5

DF COME ON

Finally!

tfft.

Undeserved set for Bartoli. Can she win the next though?

ENORMOUS BEAST

plus, should have been docked a point for repeated coaching.

i love her

yes she can if mug gonna lose her head

Heart of a boar.

all Duque Marino has to do is play clever tennis as she did at the start, and Bartoli is horsemeat.

at the moment, she is just cheeseburger meat.

you sound like a cannibal soa

Duque is playing at itf level! those girls are stupid

Yes, she has proven here that she does not have what it takes to get to the top.

Mentally brittle, as with most WTA players.

RMB © 31 May 13 11:14 
Heart of a boar.


face of a boar

body of a boar

breath of a boar

probably sh1ts like one too.

this reminds me of football in the 50s, where players sometimes were really fat. its crazy this woman is top 13, tells you a lot about the WTA

im sorry, was that supposed to be a dropshot?

lol

There's nothing wrong with shitting like a boar. In fact I strongly believe that modern, western humans do it all wrong with their fancy high toilet seats.

I think Bartoli is quite tired. She hits her shots much harder when she is tired and she is doing that already.

She's all woman DS.

of course she is tired, she already ran 1,5km today

or as they say in old rome: VENI, VIDI, SH!T LIKE A BOAR

Quite right edy, squatting is the best way to evacuate the bowels but I fear we are digressing, where is RememberJeremyBates when we need him.

Srichaphan or Ancic? 31 May 13 11:18 
Yes, she has proven here that she does not have what it takes to get to the top.

indeed.

it was a massive unknown before today's match.

i'm sure we all had this 23 year old dirtballing nobody ranked outside the top 100 marked down as a future slam winner.

(S or A clearly done his dough here, with a mahoosive switcheroo gone sour)

on the squatting bowel evacuation, there is apparently an exceptionally low prevalence of haemorrhoids in countries where they squat to poo.

May 31, 2013 -- 5:19AM, Srichaphan or Ancic? wrote:

Mentally brittle, as with most WTA players.

says that while watching a match with a WTA player that is clearly not mentally brittle

Break and Bagle, thx

Not sure why she apologised for almost hitting Bartoli with the ball. It would just have got lodged in her many rolls of fat, and the ball kids would have had to pry it out.

May 31, 2013 -- 5:26AM, Srichaphan or Ancic? wrote:

Not sure why she apologised for almost hitting Bartoli with the ball. It would just have got lodged in her many rolls of fat, and the ball kids would have had to pry it out.

Srichaphan or Ancic? • May 31, 2013 10:11 AM BST
Here we go! Come on Bartoli, my favourite WTA player

this celebration of morrillo shot from bartoli reminded me about dani koellerer

tbf 75 mins is a long time in WTA aaronh.

wow, actually some effort by Bartoli

but it didnt work out, so she wont do it again

Umpire has given up on saying Duque Marino. Now it is 'Duker Meeno'

That previous hold of serve gave Duque Marino her confidence back I think. Until then she had got stuck with the jitters.

Bartoli Simpson

she's more like Meg Griffin

here we go again

what a mug ffs

ue after ue

she's so bad these days

Bartoli doesnt deserve to win this, but Duque Marino surely deserves to lose it

bang and she's a beast again

EPIC BEAST

yep, tennis is irrational and that's why stats don't work here soa

thats what you think, but youre wrong.

well you also can't prove that you're right

so it means that i'm right

have already done so on thetennisscheme.wordpress.com

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yes you cant see it

:)))))))))))

Bartoli gave Duque Marino an easy service game, now she is confident again, and so now Bartoli is 0-30 on her serve.

stop = surepoint

blister

before her opponents service game

imo that wasnt very clever after she just held to nil

and was on fire

and heeeeeeere we go

5-5 :D

7-6, 7-5

haha

to be fair, it hard to miss Bartoli

its*

i always understand "jose mourinho"

BOOM, Warthog strikes again

ALLEZ

another epic match

what a beast marion

Haha Bartoli is amazing, and that medical timeout on 4-5, pure tactics from her again.