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I like the look of Matosevic. Will also be watching Fish and Errani matches. If Fish has anything about them he should be way too good for Reynolds, but you never know after this long a layoff. Errani has shown signs of being finished last couple of days, but this is the first match of hers we see televised, so we'll get to see exactly what is going on with her. Not sure Larsson is good enough to take advantage anyway.
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Mar 11, 2013 -- 5:25AM, AZ91 wrote:
men kissing in Dubai = prison
that might be even better for them 
Dropping soap in prison = #@!?!#%$@!? Dropping soap in french prison = normal
See Blake use the morrillo shot to set up that point? Perfect!
He knocked Tsonga off balance with it and got the short ball, amazing.
Still reeling from the morrillo shot. It does crushing and long-lasting psychological damage to an opponent.
it will be funny when we talk about the morrillo shot tomorrow. those who weren't in this thread will have no clue what we're on about.
tsonga love to finish set and matches with that jumpvolley
bartoli wanted to change clothing when she was down 0-3. umpire said you have to wait til the set is over, which is what she's doing now, but would have been funny if bartoli hadn't changed clothes now.
perfect sense no worries 
just incapable of anything witty atm
just incapable of anything witty atm
nope i've run completely dry. she wasn't wearing yellow then?
ok good, i was trying to keep one eye on market while writing something coherent so wasn't sure. and you never know when grammar nazi smb is around.
what she was wearing before wasn't short enough or something. geez Marion did u borrow CSN's?
i've written it all over my living room wall, so will have to get new wall paper tomorrow.
as if I'm not busy enough as it is. but that will teach me.
you can change them all into achordion and will think you're really cool being into this niche japanese band
sadly enough, we will never refer to it as that again as it is known as the Morrillo shot from now on.
would be funny if she couldn't bear the sight of blood and fainted mid point and wouldn't get treatment as it was pre existing
kuz should refuse to shake hands after the match and say it's because of the blood (health issues).
no idea i'm about as mug as market at this point
but did lay 1.15. like cruise control really
ffs took me minute to spell control
but did lay 1.15. like cruise control really
ffs took me minute to spell control
oh i figured it for a ramp. she did beat her easily like a week ago
but may be becoming overly cynical. anyway
but may be becoming overly cynical. anyway
nofx • March 11, 2013 7:36 AM CET
ffs took me minute to spell control
can see why that is a struggle since you're used to the abbreviated version.
ffs took me minute to spell control
can see why that is a struggle since you're used to the abbreviated version.
oh. i rarely understand his posts so that could be the case.
would be nice if smarto went a way for another four game stretch
well, sleep would also be nice, but yeah, three setters are (almost) always welcome.
true but if it was two without odds i would get in bed lest content so that tops it for me. you get this nagging "i could have been asleep three hours ago" nagging feeling you know?
Kuznetsova just doesn't have the hands for that shot, or the gamesmanship to ever learn that trick.
Only dirty cheats like that lil Masha do it on purpose.
Only dirty cheats like that lil Masha do it on purpose.
I love her and she's cute and everything, but let's be honest here: When it comes to gamesmanship she's in Bartoli's league.
I think I have spotted something. whenever bartoli tries to cheat (wanting to change clothes, takes MTO because of blood), the momentum shift. However, the shift is not instant, so the trend will continue a short while after the cheating. So I expect Kuz to cruise here for a while and then Bartoli will try something again.
can't even write a sentence properly knowing smb might be around.
Kuznetsova has always had the boobs. You just probably never noticed them because you were too turned off by her general lesbian aura (and I'm not talking about the hot young chicks who can't get enough of each other aura)
The cool hair and the chinese Nike copycat clothing deal does the trick
The cool hair and the chinese Nike copycat clothing deal does the trick
strange as usually i'm rather partial to lesbian auras. may be it's just that she was away for a while
on the other issue as you well know i'm a rookie so either i didn't witness any shenanigans or i repressed the memories of them. clean as a whistle is sexy
on the other issue as you well know i'm a rookie so either i didn't witness any shenanigans or i repressed the memories of them. clean as a whistle is sexy
Yes, clearly repressed the memories of lil Masha hitting her racquet onto the ground 4 times (like ice hockey players do when a penalty is about to be over) in an effort to distract big Masha on a key point in their match at this tournament last year. 
That was the match I started loving Cicak and she hasn't disappointed me since
That was the match I started loving Cicak and she hasn't disappointed me since
easy with the fist pumping Marion, no need for more blood and MTO now.
what a fcked match to end the day. i don't suppose there's any korean basketball on or anything
It does count and it's all caused by the bad influence that is that Ovechkin guy.
What's the pushup count you can do these days? How many months do you have left? Three?
What's the pushup count you can do these days? How many months do you have left? Three?
There used to be a female korean basketball player that looked like big bird from the sesame street. She came on in the 2nd half (for I think the Shinhan Bank S'birds) and would just smash everyone. Don't think she's still active anymore, she was super cool 
off course it doesn't. cicak made an utter fool of herself to do it in that match and reflected bad on the sport and it's continuing whaling hindrance
bad influences aside
bad influences aside
very much so. she's not one with a temper but she was absolutely fuming and in tears at the injustice. poor thing
rotten person this cicak. ffs you probably saw the whole thing
rotten person this cicak. ffs you probably saw the whole thing
I didn't see any of it, but I'm left in shock at hearing these news.
What happened exactly?
What happened exactly?
very dodgy calls and overrules
organisers little bitch she is. quite similar to certain match here
organisers little bitch she is. quite similar to certain match here
we'll have to make sure cicak isn't referee for your fight with Ovy.
perhaps not. likely she would be on my hand. not sure as it would depend who she thinks Masha is on and all
Sorry to hear that. I'm sure Cicak just got out of bed with the wrong foot that day.
Is it even a question of who's gonna umpire the big clash between noffy and Ovechkin? I thought you guys booked Eva ages ago
Is it even a question of who's gonna umpire the big clash between noffy and Ovechkin? I thought you guys booked Eva ages ago
Eva is to fair i'm afraid. i would have to fight really mean i suppose. he's pretty heavy and stuff
me also, good night, i'm sure we'll pick this up again
me also, good night, i'm sure we'll pick this up again
would be nice if eva could ref the fight, but she's overloaded with work as it it so probably not a good idea.
goodnight for real this time, http://oi53.tinypic.com/2ivz3hj.jpg
goodnight for real this time, http://oi53.tinypic.com/2ivz3hj.jpg
Dear Caramba,
I CANNOT ALLOW RAMPANT USE OF MALAPROPISMS TO ENDANGER THIS FORUM'S ANCIENT AND REVERED TRADITION OF IMPECCABLE STANDARDS OF WRITTEN COMMUNICATION BEING OBSERVED AT ALL TIMES AND BY ALL POSTERS.
PEOPLE INADVERTENTLY MAKING MUSIC WHEN THEY MEAN TO MORRILLO IS DANGEROUS.
Incidentally, it's spelling, not grammar.
Hth.
smb
I CANNOT ALLOW RAMPANT USE OF MALAPROPISMS TO ENDANGER THIS FORUM'S ANCIENT AND REVERED TRADITION OF IMPECCABLE STANDARDS OF WRITTEN COMMUNICATION BEING OBSERVED AT ALL TIMES AND BY ALL POSTERS.
PEOPLE INADVERTENTLY MAKING MUSIC WHEN THEY MEAN TO MORRILLO IS DANGEROUS.
Incidentally, it's spelling, not grammar.
Hth.
smb
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