hantuchoka getting bageled?

how bad must she be, shall I or ? (watching Tsonga-Ferrer match instead)

against someone who could barely win a point on thursday against something who could barely win a point on wednesday

i can make head nor tail of this "tournament of champions"

i think they meant the mushroom

at the same time ^ they showed Terry Champignon on the other feed. really

DStyle, I don't think it's very nice to call Vinci a "something"

honestly seriously i'm so freaked out right now

hsieh showing some compassion, just 6-1 the first set.

Did you eat some mushrooms earlier today, noffy?

not even and i don't blame the other hallucinogens either. seriously wouldn't you be freaked out? it happened

Think there's value on Hant comeback here. If she gets her game together she can easily run through 2 sets.

I don't even know what a Terry Champignon is. Google is freakishly fast sometimes. Your post already shows up in the results if I google that name

even more spooky. i misspelled but not the relevant bit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thierry_Champion

Maybe were is some hope for Daniela after all

ah yeah, I've heard of that guy before. I'm slow in the head

yes yes i know you know but not often i get to school you so took the chance both hands

Champion is also remembered for being triple bageled in the 2nd round of the 1993 French Open by eventual winner Sergi Bruguera. I will add that to the ATP Triple Bagels thread from 1993 on here. It's currently not listed.

that's why it's called tournament of champions!!

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Poor guy. With jinxing parents like that, who gave him such a last name, he really had no chance.

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:30PM, nofx wrote:

that's why it's called tournament of champions!!

he would shirley have been give a wildcard if tournament was played back then.

*given

hsieh is really butt ugly. She needs to spend some money on her freaking teeth.

so this bagel bet is coming in huh

not like muguruza hehe she will be a champ easily

now hsieh in the tanking mode. wta at its best!

3th set wll be scary

That is her normal play.

Amazing scenes in Sofia

lets hope she will not end this match in her "normal" way :)

Would 1-6,6-0,6-0 count for the double bagel thread?

one ridiculous match this...

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:35PM, edy wrote:

Would 1-6,6-0,6-0 count for the double bagel thread?

no. Bagalzimer lost to Cibulkova 6-3, 0-6, 0-6 earlier this year and it's not on there. But it does show they have potential which can be good info for future matches.

ffs my spelling. If I'm going to to be cute with Beygelzimer name I shouldn't type Bagal

love the thread title

Hsieh should be removed for her serving and replaced by one of ball girls

Hsieh is total garbage, how is she ranked this high is anyone's guess.

but how can being bageled in a 1st set be a choke?

Thanks caramba.  Hadn't even noticed the additional a in Bagelzimer until you mentioned it btw.

Hsieh only activates her super tennis power in (far east) asia.

I'm a perfectionist, can't help it and can also not take credit for poorly executed jokes.

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:42PM, edy wrote:

Hsieh only activates her super tennis power in (far east) asia.

Yes, like Meusburger in Bad Gastein, Pironkova in England etc.

i like how bf took the :smilie: spelled out from the quote function. this board is so PRO

Lisicki on green surfaces (Charleston and Engerland grass)

I actually checked her stats, it is true. She is garbage everywhere except in Asia.

she must like the super humid, tropical conditions in some of those tournaments or something. Not sure.

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:47PM, edy wrote:

Lisicki on green surfaces (Charleston and Engerland grass)

That too. She should have been given a wildcard to Paris this week. With all these tanks she could at least have made final 8.

girl is jetlagged and underfed, like Isner and burgers she eats only proper sushi

and drinks pepsi

Bagalzimer

omfg

lisicki would struggle here big time

just look at the color of court surroundings

What is that an Danielas butt? Anyone's know? seriously

I made the Bagelzimer joke when it happened. Nobody laughed then.
Maybe some jokes are like good wine, they get better with time

completely missed parts of everything caramba. it's pretty fcking funny though

What do you mean xfive? What's with her butt except it not really existing?

not as funny as the thread title though sorry but omg

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:55PM, ;[p wrote:

lisicki would struggle here big time just look at the color of court surroundings

the key is the color of what's inside the lines, so she would do well on a court like Paris imo. The opposite, where it's green outside the court, but court itself has difference color, would be disaster for her imo.

Nov 2, 2012 -- 8:55PM, xfive493 wrote:

What is that an Danielas butt? Anyone's know? seriously

Is it red? Could be from Journeyman's laser camera?

Yea I mean its not a tape it looks like bandage maybe she is taking steroids :)

Exactly. Tragically for Lisicki the vast majority of hardcourts are blue (inside) and green outside.

sushi...

Oh that. Hantuchova had that yesterday already, maybe against Vinci too (but not sure about that). Something precautionary I guess

ok thanks

lol yeah defo she is pumped up like Ethiopian schwarzeneger

nice one

i mean defo steroids

Edy, we should coach her and tell her to aim for the green part just outside the line, but make sure part of the ball hits the line. I feel that could be the secret to success on hardcourts as well. For AO and RG there's nothing to do, but with improvements on these hard courts and ongoing success in Charleston and grass, I feel she can reach top 10, maybe even top 8. Serving is still going to be a problem though.

At least she is motivated, she never tried to get difficult balls before.

Imagine Sabine on this court?
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At least she would be good at saving break points.

coach with a plan. could have said it before the match i suppose

looks like the forum got they were waiting for

SCARY 3rd set

ffs that court would really mess up with her

Now the first part of the thread title is deserved I guess.

amazing 3rd set

wta

did that just happen?

Nov 2, 2012 -- 9:32PM, edy wrote:

Now the first part of the thread title is deserved I guess.

was thinking the opening statement

Syphilitic ****

yes the opening statement is spot on

sad to watch her

ridiculous match, ridiculous event, ridiculous week. telling ye it's plot by cyclists to take the spotlight off

they should chose different contestants ffs hantu zheng hisheh pathetic would stick goerges cristea and begu on their place

told ya before. compared to hantuwhora players like goerges, stosur, zvonareva, berdych, kohlschreiber, dolgopolov, etc. are clutch as fock.

if you're going to have an event like this why not youngest winner, highest achiever fastest rising sort of players. instead of the wildcards at least. you could easily set up rules for it, like a promise tournament or something. what's the point of having a the best eight players in one , then having eight more who really aren't the best next eight either

they should have Coco Vandeweghe play. I remember when her mom coached her against Serena in Stanford final and said "You're a great champion (and I love you very very much)". That should have been enough to qualify for this tourney imo.

Vandeweghe's mom

Not sure if it was the same match, but I remember her starting an on-court coaching session with "Hey sweetie, that was fun, wasn't it? "

...So nice

yes, it was from the same match.

I was on Coco at the time and remember thinking "Well, that 's very maternal and nice of you Coco's mom, but I don't think it will help Coco to beat Serena".

Coco should have won that 1st set.

very similar methods to those of yours edy when inspiring and supporting soa

edy get people to cross from the darkside on a regular basis i'm sure of it. people who are very darkurious but just really hippie by nature 

alas omFg

ffs. threads

What a shame for Sabine that Australian Open switched from all green to all blue. Sabine made her first appearance there in 2008, the same year they switched, and did ok reaching 3rd rd, but imagine the things she could have accomplished there on all green courts.

and thank fook for that its absolutely enough for me to see all those threads during  wimbers time only

no love for sabine? would you like her more if she played sharapova wearing this t-shirt? http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=2oUg7dKPLrs&feature=endscreen

indeed

i dont mind her,i generally like all players and she is polish  girl, but all those threads about sabine... brrrrrr

not that im nationalistic or something but in poland we have so little successful persona in sport that im proud of her as well as of wozzy not to mention angie or sisters

it's not her fault that the english mugs on here that only watch wimbledon and the other grass events thinks she is a top 5 player and start threads about her accordingly.

yeah u right ,give sabine more green courts!