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armagnac
02 Aug 17 14:15
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16/1 at time of writing, ive averaged 18.81 on here.

6 comedians have gone in, 3 have won and the other 3 finished in the top 4.
sue perkins and bobby davro came 4th, whilst michael barrymore came 2nd.
comic's simply have a very decent record in big brother.

helen has worked with and starred in some of british televisions best comedy series and sketch shows, including the young ones, comic strip, the naked video, french and saunders, harry enfield and chums too name but a few.
working with comic icons such as dawn french, rik mayall, ben elton oh the list goes on but huge names from the 80's.
not only that in the 90's she starred along side jennifer saunders and joanna lumley in absolutely fabulous which regularly attracted 6-9 million viewers and seeing as it was a girlie show i'd guess most of those were women who were watching.

helen is not quite a national treasure but she has worked with quite a few and is as close too a national treasure as you can get without being one...some might say she is ?
she was one of the 1st female comedians too feature on saturday night live with her own stand up set.
as well as doing plenty of theatre and radio work, she's also a author and regularly writes columns in some of the biggest newspapers around.

she reminds me of a female version of julian clary in a way, where she can be quite dry with her humour and as he did, helen won't need to do much too win..just be generally nice and have a few funny moments/one liners.

her father was czech and helen lost some family members in the holocaust, not sure if this will get mentioned but she did make a tv show about it.

like nolan she will not register on sm, if she does its a bonus but im expecting pretty much the same..that she is well and truly under the radar on twitter/fb/polls etc.
she's also been on loose women a few times as a guest.

i actually backed her at 14/1 last year but she never went in, so you could say ive been waiting a year for her too go in lol
should never be double figures especially in this tripe of a weak field, she's group class and would of definitely ran bear a lot closer than norwood did last summer.

i have covered my stake with cover bets on barry and sandi, who i see as the only threats too her winning but as usual i am extremely confident on the main selection.
as long as she wants to be and takes part she will be very difficult too beat once the deadwood and loudmouths have all gone.

good luck and bring it on
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Report armagnac August 18, 2017 7:45 PM BST
oh i might as well reply as bear has lost the will too live.

she survives and tops the vote mach

hth's
Report Jim Duncan August 18, 2017 7:47 PM BST
*they're
Report Jim Duncan August 18, 2017 7:47 PM BST
...is Helen safe tonight army? Whoops
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 7:49 PM BST
as houses jimbo
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 7:49 PM BST
safe
Report jollyswagman August 18, 2017 7:52 PM BST
i think i've found army on youtube Plain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfAeMtcURg0
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 7:53 PM BST
stop coping my hero with that face he does, your never be bear Angry
Report Jim Duncan August 18, 2017 7:54 PM BST
Cool
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 7:55 PM BST
when i get her too 4th place you will all be sorry, very, very sorry
Report mach August 18, 2017 7:55 PM BST
Bear will no longer need to refer to his dossier when he wants an example of you talking BS, all he needs to do is look at CBB summer 2017 posts and this thread
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 7:56 PM BST
Laugh@joke, i mean jock Devil
Report jollyswagman August 18, 2017 7:57 PM BST
if she does mount a run i will come to this thread to eat my humble pie Wink
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 7:58 PM BST
get yourself out too the shed and grab your garden fork then, your're gonna need it
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 8:00 PM BST
only chad confidently beats her as it stands, her fans are so loyal she trounces the other bores
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 9:53 PM BST
CHOO !!! CHOO !!! HERE SHE COMES Cool
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 10:03 PM BST
helens price is only going one way now, finally the numbers have dwindled and some of the gobsh1te airtime wh0res have gone.
its helens turn too shine bright, like the star she is Love
Report armagnac August 18, 2017 10:15 PM BST
top rated comment on fb, latest article

can bring brother SHOW more of helen and derek now that we saved them instead of constantly seeing sarah chad and sam
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 10:49 AM BST
the value here is now insane, brandi says helen does a storytime game which the housemates play..we've never seen this so hopefully we will now the airtime thief's have gone.
we've got too this point being invisible, i think we had too endure that with so many loud types in there but now numbers have thinned and she's still a bigger price than entering is bat crazy sh1t.

dive in chaps, seriously chambourcy nouvelle..i am guaranteeing she finishes top 3 from here !!
you wont get a better bit of value and a decent run for your fiver Wink
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 11:10 AM BST
helen's rap LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh

.
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/celebrity-rap-battle-day-18
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 11:46 AM BST
you will never get better value than this all year, 25/1 is insane !!
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 11:53 AM BST
my passengers better prepare themselves for the ride of there lives, our helen is ready too make her move as we enter the final bend Excited
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 12:10 PM BST
the thread title now comes too fruition, step up helen Cool
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 1:48 PM BST
if sm media warms too helen when we see more of her, its pretty much game over....basically fansites and facebook, this is the sign passengers of the train should be looking out for.
her power hitting fanbase will be 50x the strength of any sm support, any sm support will be a bonus but will give us a massive clue she is well on her way too winning.
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 3:07 PM BST
lots of helen in the spoiler passengers, all good too
game on Cool
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 10:07 PM BST
good stuff for this train tonight, she'll get never ending sympathy from her core support for sarah mocking her profession
Report bearcub August 19, 2017 10:15 PM BST
Nearly back to the price you started the train at army

#Life goals Cool
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 10:18 PM BST
were getting there bear Wink
her race is only just beginning Cool
Report Tim_B August 19, 2017 10:43 PM BST
Suck my D**K army Laugh
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 10:46 PM BST
Scared best rap by far Cool
Report Tim_B August 19, 2017 10:50 PM BST
I loved it Excited. Go Helen!!! Cool
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 10:52 PM BST
just checked tibb forum, few more added too her train on there.
if she gets popular on sm, its all over tim imo
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 10:54 PM BST
at these odds she should be EVERYONE'S biggest green, no reasons not to be
Report Tim_B August 19, 2017 10:55 PM BST
It's not in the script for Helen to make Top 2 or 3 though. If Helen wins, it'll be because of her own popularity. Just because it happened with Coleen last time, doesn't mean it will so soon. 3rd is the absolute best you can hope for imo.
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 10:58 PM BST
well shes a very popular woman, believe me
Report Tim_B August 19, 2017 11:00 PM BST
I would have her shorter than Sam and Barry imo, both complete and utter no-hopers. Whereas at least we know Helen has probably smashed two eviction votes...
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 11:03 PM BST
obviously, shes a complete cert for top 3... think she hoses up from here personally
sarah's rap dig would of hit a very raw note with her fans
motivation is now there by the truckload
Report Tim_B August 19, 2017 11:14 PM BST
She is not a cert for Top 3 army. It's not certain she makes it through the double eviction yet.
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 11:18 PM BST
please, difference is her fans WILL vote for her..they are rewarding her career
its nothing too do with CBB, her fans couldn't give a t0ss about the show
they are there too support her whatever she does, her fans are genuine and followed her for years
she has no competition on that from apart from barry who has made a complete arse of himself in there
Report armagnac August 19, 2017 11:19 PM BST
on that front**
Report Tim_B August 19, 2017 11:32 PM BST
It's the Sarah and Chad show, army. Producers will do everything they can to make them Top 2.
Report armagnac August 20, 2017 8:50 AM BST
its been the danan show all series, how did it pan out for him ?
Report armagnac August 20, 2017 9:06 AM BST
this icon is absolutely lobbing along, the others are all at it..pushing hard, treading water..going nowhere, helen not even out of 1st gear yet.
last night was proof how funny she can by smashing the rap task out the park, and how classy she can be with her conversations with sarah and brandi
more please prods, phase 1 completed, two more phases like that and shes well on her way too winning Cool
Report armagnac August 20, 2017 9:43 AM BST
Helen talk of the town on the fan forums, on DS she's being called an icon (not me) and there loving her.
On tibb there slating Sarah for attacking helens career in her rap, pretty obvious why Helen nommed her so hopefully that will play out in tonight's edit.
Worse move ever from Sarah that was, Helen will do well too milk the feck out of this story line
Report timbuctooth August 20, 2017 4:23 PM BST
Swiped out to 30; up for eviction?
Report Tim_B August 20, 2017 4:30 PM BST
I'd be surprised if she wasn't up for eviction, she's quite an easy target for nominations.
Report timbuctooth August 20, 2017 4:34 PM BST
Invisible in the spoiler too.
Report five leaves left August 20, 2017 4:39 PM BST
Looks like being a crunch time for the train. Either 1000 or sub 10 soon. Good show for her last night
Report Lifter August 20, 2017 9:34 PM BST
Congrats Army.. tears in the diary room.. Cool
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 8:34 AM BST
yes lifter, perfect timing from our helen.
her narrative for the final looks set in stone for the final week, similar too our abz...loner with no-one too talk too.
i imagine there is more tears too come, familiar story with comedians...try too make everyone happy but often feeling pain on the inside.

the top 3 market will be interesting if we get one before the final and her odds are still way out, will be the lump of the century and a bigger cert than skelton was imo
Report bearcub August 21, 2017 8:35 AM BST
We've had a top 3 market for weeks Cry
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 8:37 AM BST
hello, not on here its crap..plus i wanna rip the hightstreet another hole, took the kooonts for 10k on skelton
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 8:39 AM BST
243 matched Cry
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 8:40 AM BST
bookies are the biggest crooks in the world, then restrict us for fun..even random punters get restricted by punting into a red flag market innocently.

i hate them
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 8:57 AM BST
ive only got one thing too say too my passengers, top up seriously top up
her price is ludicrous as it stands, her lifelong fans are more motivated than ever too make sure she reaches the final too cheer her up.

i only see good edits for helen the closer we get too the final, she's so lovely Love
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 8:58 AM BST
the one constant is how many people are saying she has the most amazing eyes, her fans have known this forever.
but ask yourself how many new fans has gained just for those beautiful eyes of hers
Report bearcub August 21, 2017 9:03 AM BST
That's the worst ramp ever CryCryCryCryCryCryCryCry
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 9:05 AM BST
i dont ramp, i bring my passengers results Cool

even heavy d you could of traded out for profit Wink
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 9:05 AM BST
i didn't though Cry
i go down with my trains
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 10:06 AM BST
nolan won coz she was vulnerable and needed too win, i think our lasses path is going the same way.
most already saying she needs cheering up, lets get her too the final
Report Lifter August 21, 2017 11:19 AM BST
To be fair, I'm 23, and her eyes are pulling me in
Report Tim_B August 21, 2017 11:52 AM BST
Fancy putting your money where your mouth is army? Back her at 22.0 with yours truly Cool
Report jollyswagman August 21, 2017 1:14 PM BST
it's all about the eyes Laugh

how many people have won after featuring so little?
Report mach August 21, 2017 6:10 PM BST
Helen speaks, and it turns out she is as boring as feck

https://twitter.com/bbuk/status/899670271820529668
Report jack12321 August 21, 2017 6:46 PM BST
I'm still backing..

Presume she drifted due to double elimination. If she can't survive it, she would never have had a hope of winning anyway - so drift entirely unjustified imo.
Report jack12321 August 21, 2017 6:47 PM BST
I'm still backing...

Assuming she drifted because of double elimination. If she can't survive it, then she would never have had a chance of winning anyway - so drift entirely unjustified imo
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 6:52 PM BST
correct jack
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 6:53 PM BST
can someone point the way to scotland for mach, the stupid sounding kooont has found his way onto our train and he stinks
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 6:54 PM BST
tim b

as you have helen not in the top 5, i would like 10/1 for £400 in the top 3 market

tia
Report mach August 21, 2017 6:55 PM BST
the market will get shook up if they announce top 2 tomorrow night, surviving and drifting is possible, or getting much shorter
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 7:01 PM BST
oooops just had another ton
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 7:05 PM BST
Helen Lederer‏Verified account @HelenLederer  3h3 hours ago
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Helen Lederer Retweeted Debs Hatton
This would no doubt be hilarious! Hopefully if #CBBHelen does any more @bbuk will show it! #TeamHelenHelen Lederer added,
Debs Hatton @Trollybird
#CBBBOTS SO Helen has been doing funny story time, and we have NEVER been shown that ! FFS @bbuk  WHY...Discuss @bbuk
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Report armagnac August 21, 2017 7:06 PM BST
i have a feeling funny story time with helen will be a task for her Wink
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 7:07 PM BST
in a 6 way mach, with her fanbase..she'll probably top the vote

hth's
Report armagnac August 21, 2017 7:10 PM BST
when helen survives eviction again, telly mix poll will look very stupid again
Report bearcub August 21, 2017 8:18 PM BST
If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage. Plain
Report armagnac August 22, 2017 12:12 AM BST
so the popularity contest is nearly over, gonna be a load of p1ssed off people when helen gets her lifetime reward from her fans by winning big brother and her very worthy charity picks up the 50k Cool
Report BB 3rd Cousin twice removed August 22, 2017 1:13 AM BST
bearcub • August 21, 2017 8:18 PM BST
If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage. Plain


LOL. Try: God Jesus
Report mach August 22, 2017 1:16 AM BST
Report NBK August 22, 2017 8:58 PM BST
Yo Army

Missed loads as I have been in Milan caught up today (8hrs worth)

If we get through tonight Helen p1sses this one

Fingers x'd
Report NBK August 22, 2017 9:36 PM BST
Cry

hey ho

hope you haven't done your nuts army
Report jollyswagman August 22, 2017 9:42 PM BST
i always listen to your views army but this did seem way off.

she was hardly ever shown, the edit is so important and this is the sarah show.

she wasnt the anti sarah so no chance imo.
Report bearcub August 22, 2017 9:56 PM BST
Not too much damage done i hope army

Was worth the gamble at the odds
Report mach August 22, 2017 9:58 PM BST

Aug 22, 2017 -- 3:56PM, bearcub wrote:


Not too much damage done i hope armyWas worth the gamble at the odds


bullsh1t Wink

Report armagnac August 22, 2017 9:58 PM BST
yep, no jackpot this time folks...sorry, hopefully chad can save the day
Report Lifter August 22, 2017 9:58 PM BST
Unlucky army! At the odds was a no brainer
Report armagnac August 22, 2017 10:00 PM BST
well annoyed she couldn't beat sam at least again, jemma has had a very good couple of days tbf
Report mach August 22, 2017 10:04 PM BST
Chin up army and move on, I never had a problem with the idea of the helen train, just your dogmatic approach
Report bearcub August 22, 2017 10:05 PM BST
Ignore the bullys army, I enjoy your dogmatic approach
Report armagnac August 22, 2017 10:07 PM BST
lol, i was fecking convinced as usual Cry
Report five leaves left August 22, 2017 10:45 PM BST
yep, don't let the bullies win!

She showed herself to be a good sort when we saw her. That's rarely enough these days. Unless you're Nolan or Jordan
Report armagnac August 22, 2017 10:49 PM BST
cheers fig Love
everyone bail, new vessel now at the top of the forum
#hijacked
Report sofiakenny August 22, 2017 11:06 PM BST
guttedCry..army. I still believe and will be the first on board your next train.Happy
Report armagnac August 22, 2017 11:08 PM BST
Love having a pop at barry at the price sofia...more a default option really, not over confident but he has the ammo too win if he uses it in the run in.
Report Tim_B August 22, 2017 11:19 PM BST
Adam O'Donoghue
Now that Sarah has made it to the final, you know what to do, vote Sarah to win!! She deserves it the most, she's put up with bullying and being ostracised in the house, and also been betrayed by Amelia who joined Jemma's gang and talked about her behind her back. She's stuck up for herself against Jemma but also been weak at times, but Chad helped her through it, she's a real flawed human being and isn't afraid of showing her true self, she's been at the centre of most arguments and entertainment. Sarah to win!!
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'399 likes on a Sarah to win' :-)
Report hemsby August 23, 2017 6:07 AM BST
UL army Sad

Just wasn't involved enough unfortunately and when she was featured it was all pretty underwhelming.
Report armagnac August 23, 2017 8:10 AM BST
ta hems, she was ultimately a cheque thief..no gumption, didn't want too get involved..you realised when you did see her why she was left out of the edit for 10 days...then comes out and is amazing on bots, p1sses me off she couldn't do what the thread title suggested. stepping up being a mother figure and being funny here and there, she had the gears and no intention of using them..although i think she was a rabbit in the headlights in there, overwhelmed by the RTV pro's.
Report bearcub August 23, 2017 12:30 PM BST
Rylan just confirmed that Helen was well ahead in the other 2 evictions she was in
Report armagnac August 23, 2017 12:32 PM BST
great Cry
Report armagnac August 23, 2017 12:34 PM BST
her fans ran out of money Cry
Report armagnac August 23, 2017 12:36 PM BST
it would appear that sarah and chad are completely mopping up all of the oldie vote
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