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Report the old nanny ;-) August 14, 2026 7:03 PM BST
Dont use a disposable Barbie Warning  Laugh
Report Cider August 14, 2026 7:05 PM BST
I thought Burnham had dropped another tik tok
Report Escapee August 14, 2026 7:07 PM BST
Now I understand the thread tittle Surprised
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 14, 2026 7:12 PM BST
Woke a few up.

Better late than never
Report FATTIEWHITEYSLOVEADRINK August 14, 2026 7:17 PM BST
Wonder how many old timers  checked out
Accidents on the road
6 weeks too late sims up this government
Let the country burn ****g start again
Report the old nanny ;-) August 14, 2026 7:26 PM BST
you not Got a Phone escapee ?
Report tobermory August 14, 2026 7:44 PM BST
feckin ridiculous
Report Shrewd_dude August 14, 2026 8:06 PM BST
Hope no one’s climate anxiety has been triggered by this.
Report Escapee August 14, 2026 8:09 PM BST
3network ToN, seems 5 or 10 minutes behind your notification.

I was on a packed train when they did the first test a couple of years back.
I didn't get the message at all, but alarms were going off spread over 20-30 minutes with some lasting an hour !?Crazy, seemingly unable to turn them off.
Report the old nanny ;-) August 14, 2026 10:09 PM BST
I had the Notifications turned off on Old Phone  , will be doing it Again
Report SirNorbertClarke August 15, 2026 9:00 AM BST
What a fuss over nothing.
Report saddo August 15, 2026 9:50 AM BST
Surely the Russians have no need to nuke us, they can sit back and watch us, and most of Europe, self destruct.
Report Foinavon August 15, 2026 10:58 AM BST
Big Brother calling. It's turned off on my phone, and has been since the beginning.
Report saddo August 16, 2026 5:42 PM BST
There were side effects of this belated alarm call. Domestic abuse sufferers with
secret mobile phones were outed, as were prisoners in jails.
Report Shrewd_dude August 16, 2026 5:47 PM BST
The governments emergency alert has led to the fire service having to beg people not to clog up the emergency 999 number with phone calls about their neighbours having BBQs.

Couldn't make it up.
Report saddo August 16, 2026 5:51 PM BST
Why they did it one day before the heatwave ended is a mystery. Grin
Report Cider August 16, 2026 6:14 PM BST
Mike Graham was after a new Burnham alert.
Report Shrewd_dude August 16, 2026 7:51 PM BST
It certainly looks like it didn't put a dampener on the Pakistani Independence day fireworks in London.
Report SirNorbertClarke August 17, 2026 1:29 PM BST
What a country. Half the population wet their knickers when they get a text from the government.

Calm down, you should have recovered by Christmas.
Report the old nanny ;-) August 17, 2026 1:53 PM BST
Half the Country has now Blocked these Messages , So Burnhams BBQ Messages have completely back fired
Report SirNorbertClarke August 17, 2026 2:00 PM BST

Half the Country has now Blocked these Messages


Your evidence of this mass blocking?

Report saddo August 17, 2026 2:07 PM BST
SirNorbertClarke 17 Aug 26 13:29 
What a country. Half the population wet their knickers when they get a text from the government.

...................

Your evidence of this mass wetting?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 17, 2026 2:27 PM BST
More people wet their knickers than blocked the alarms.

Same koolaid drinkers, maybe too much koolaid, with climate, and farrage, and
arday, and vodaphone, and breathe lads...
Report saddo August 17, 2026 2:29 PM BST
fo, donny, lol.
Report the old nanny ;-) August 17, 2026 2:59 PM BST
Full Access to send everyone Messages I wonder what else they can do with our phones if they wanted to ?
Report DixieDean60 August 17, 2026 3:15 PM BST
It wasn't just a text though was it Nobby ?  The alarm was so loud it would have even woke Donny up Grin

No problem with them sending out advisory messages, but an emergency it was not.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 17, 2026 3:18 PM BST
Saddo confirms he wet his knickers, as does dixie

Hey ho keep em coming
Report SirNorbertClarke August 17, 2026 3:18 PM BST

Your evidence of this mass wetting?


This thread and the comments section of the Daily Mail 5 days after the text was sent.

Report DixieDean60 August 17, 2026 3:30 PM BST
Didn't have you down as a Daily Mail reader Nobby, every day's a schoolday Grin

Do you think the government will send out an emergency alarm text to us Southerners advising of the imminent threat of rain and to remember to use an umbrella if venturing outside and to wear appropriate attire for the wet conditions ?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 17, 2026 3:32 PM BST
Might issue a straw man warning when you log in.
Report DixieDean60 August 17, 2026 3:52 PM BST
Might issue a Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz warning when you log in Donny,

Altogether now,  "If i only had a brain" Laugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 17, 2026 4:05 PM BST

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"If i only had a brain"



Fixed it for you...
Report DixieDean60 August 17, 2026 4:10 PM BST
I see plagiarism isn't just the preserve of would be Cambridge professors Donny.

Try and think of something original in the future old chap, rather than stealing the works of the more talented Grin
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 17, 2026 4:12 PM BST
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Might issue a Scarecrow from the Wiz

Plagiarism, lol, idiot.
Report DixieDean60 August 17, 2026 4:17 PM BST
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    a straw man




Fixed it for you LaughLaugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 17, 2026 4:25 PM BST
Plagiarism, lol, idiot
Report SirNorbertClarke August 17, 2026 4:34 PM BST

Didn't have you down as a Daily Mail reader Nobby,


I like to keep abreast of the news.

Report Shrewd_dude August 17, 2026 5:11 PM BST
Not surprising the ‘lock me down harder’ boys like Donny and Nobby think it’s a good decision to do emergency alerts about BBQ’s.

Next they be writing to Tescos asking then to be removed from the shelves.
Report the old nanny ;-) August 18, 2026 12:57 PM BST
Maybe they are Just getting us ready for the Real Deal ?
Report impossible123 August 18, 2026 4:56 PM BST
Where are the European countries in the Ukraine War? Germany and France are conspicuously absent, and practically paying lip-service to the aggression of mad Putin and Russia into Ukraine.

I can understand why the USA is not hands-on either. If the EU are non-active or hands-on, why would the USA be any different? Ukraine is at the doorstep of the EU.

Wake-up President Macron and Ms Ursula von der Leyen. Show some leadership, please.
Report lapsy pa August 18, 2026 5:13 PM BST
^ You would be surprised what Europe is doing; 'Ukraine support tracker,Kiel institut'

That is telling you who and what Europe and everyone else is doing to support them.
Report the old nanny ;-) August 18, 2026 6:20 PM BST
Are the Zalensky out protesters still on the Streets ?
Report the old nanny ;-) August 18, 2026 6:21 PM BST
I would imagine a few of the Males were rounded up , OFF TO THE RUSSIAN front
Report lapsy pa August 18, 2026 6:22 PM BST
You tell me TON.
Report the old nanny ;-) August 18, 2026 6:24 PM BST
20 Billion the UK are in this for , 20 Billion Shocked
Report the old nanny ;-) August 18, 2026 6:26 PM BST
well they were up to a week ago PA , we don;t get too much Anti Zalenko news PA in the MSM
Report impossible123 August 18, 2026 6:34 PM BST
What's EU in at the moment? I understand the EU has a lean on Ukraine in exchange for war funds. will the EU help pay for the rebuilding of Ukraine when mad Putin is no longer in power? I'm convinced no mad Putin = no Ukraine War.
Report the old nanny ;-) August 18, 2026 6:38 PM BST
Agree  ,  Removing is the Problem
Report the old nanny ;-) August 18, 2026 6:40 PM BST
They have tried to take trump out in the USA , yet no one in Russia has attempted to take Putin out
Report the old nanny ;-) August 18, 2026 6:41 PM BST
lot of Dissident groups in the country as well
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 18, 2026 6:52 PM BST
There's a guy would argue otherwise had his chopper not been nobbled.

Plenty more looking for ground floor accommodation without windows.
Report Busyfool August 18, 2026 7:31 PM BST
quite

moscow a dangerous place for pedestrians due to the number of high-level govt. officials falling from tall buildings. its raining mensch


'lots of dissident groups'. how do you know? all you consume is putin propaganda. its absolutely deadly even thinking about it. theyve fled abroad. and thats not very safe either

and its not the 'russian front'. its their country and their land you silly old goat. your dislike of the victim is grotesque
Report impossible123 August 18, 2026 7:36 PM BST
Has mad Putin ever been at the front line? He looks like a sick-man terrified of being guillotined by one of his own.
Report the old nanny ;-) August 18, 2026 9:18 PM BST
The two most historic Corrupt Countries in Europe ,Busy of course ignores this for some reason ,only focusing on the Russians

We have not sent 20 Billion to Putin .....
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 18, 2026 9:29 PM BST
Indeed putin has sent money to refuk

Why would we support putins invasion of Ukraine Crazy
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