dear Me I thought the Russian Nukes were on the Way

Dont use a disposable Barbie Warning 

I thought Burnham had dropped another tik tok

Now I understand the thread tittle

Woke a few up.

Better late than never

Wonder how many old timers  checked out
Accidents on the road
6 weeks too late sims up this government
Let the country burn ****g start again

you not Got a Phone escapee ?

feckin ridiculous

Hope no one’s climate anxiety has been triggered by this.

3network ToN, seems 5 or 10 minutes behind your notification.

I was on a packed train when they did the first test a couple of years back.
I didn't get the message at all, but alarms were going off spread over 20-30 minutes with some lasting an hour !?, seemingly unable to turn them off.

I had the Notifications turned off on Old Phone  , will be doing it Again

What a fuss over nothing.

Surely the Russians have no need to nuke us, they can sit back and watch us, and most of Europe, self destruct.

Big Brother calling. It's turned off on my phone, and has been since the beginning.

There were side effects of this belated alarm call. Domestic abuse sufferers with
secret mobile phones were outed, as were prisoners in jails.

The governments emergency alert has led to the fire service having to beg people not to clog up the emergency 999 number with phone calls about their neighbours having BBQs.

Couldn't make it up.

Why they did it one day before the heatwave ended is a mystery.

Mike Graham was after a new Burnham alert.

It certainly looks like it didn't put a dampener on the Pakistani Independence day fireworks in London.

What a country. Half the population wet their knickers when they get a text from the government.

Calm down, you should have recovered by Christmas.

Half the Country has now Blocked these Messages , So Burnhams BBQ Messages have completely back fired

Half the Country has now Blocked these Messages

Your evidence of this mass blocking?

SirNorbertClarke 17 Aug 26 13:29 
What a country. Half the population wet their knickers when they get a text from the government.

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Your evidence of this mass wetting?

More people wet their knickers than blocked the alarms.

Same koolaid drinkers, maybe too much koolaid, with climate, and farrage, and
arday, and vodaphone, and breathe lads...

fo, donny, lol.

Full Access to send everyone Messages I wonder what else they can do with our phones if they wanted to ?

It wasn't just a text though was it Nobby ?  The alarm was so loud it would have even woke Donny up

No problem with them sending out advisory messages, but an emergency it was not.

Saddo confirms he wet his knickers, as does dixie

Hey ho keep em coming

Your evidence of this mass wetting?

This thread and the comments section of the Daily Mail 5 days after the text was sent.

Didn't have you down as a Daily Mail reader Nobby, every day's a schoolday

Do you think the government will send out an emergency alarm text to us Southerners advising of the imminent threat of rain and to remember to use an umbrella if venturing outside and to wear appropriate attire for the wet conditions ?

Might issue a straw man warning when you log in.

Might issue a Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz warning when you log in Donny,

Altogether now,  "If i only had a brain"