U can stick ur Coronation up ur

I quite like the day off.

Fair play Celtic fans they know the score

Yes quite right Honcho , Sadly The King of the Flower pot men not my cup of tea  , A Legend being replaced by a Plonker IMVHO

As for his Side Kick less said the better

Another making money from loony lefty projects Case. Building 'eco villages' on green fields (you couldn't make that one up) and benefiting from carbon taxes by planting trees and putting windmills on land now worth fortunes. They threw all the people off to put sheep on the hills, now their throwing all the sheep off for the carbon grants.

I think that they would say it was to the tune of "you cannae chuck your granny affa bus"

Poor quality team and horrible fans  , ban them from England

They have no idea why they even sing songs like this. #livinginafantasybubble

no day off here thank you not worth it

lizzy clogs was a great weekend

I won't be watching any of it live but when I inevitably see some of it on the evening news I'll be 'swearing my my oath'in the words of the Celtic fans. Goodness knows how much I hate both of the @rse cheeks but fair play to the Celtic fans for this and for their support for the people of Palestine.

Well at least we had a Decent queen for years , I suppose the nearest yee have had is Sturgeon

Support for Palestine ,Didn't know they had a football team ?

They did have one Case but they wouldn't play as they weren't allowed to wear their suicide vests under their shirts.

Probably worried about getting their brew money 3 days early then having spaffed it up the wall by the Monday.

*"broo money" - it refers to the bureau of labour

‘the brew’ =
also known as the dole,unemployment benefit,or officially jobseekers allowance.quite a marvellous creation,it is how the majority of people support their drink and drug habits around craigavon and indeed throughout northern ireland

progression to a better paid benefit such as DLA or incapacity benefit is usually desirable.

craigavon and indeed throughout northern ireland

Pretty bird, pretty bird.

CaseMonkey once again showing his dislike for our country. He'd be better of in Russia which he likes.

Camilla is a slapper.

That Charles wants her to be called the Queen is an insult to everything his mother stood for.

May 2, 2023 -- 6:46PM, SirNorbertClarke wrote:

Camilla is a slapper. That Charles wants her to be called the Queen is an insult to everything his mother stood for.

I normally agree with you but not on this. How is Camilla a slapper?

she was married with 2 young children while she was carrying on with Charles.

May 2, 2023 -- 7:11PM, SirNorbertClarke wrote:

she was married with 2 young children while she was carrying on with Charles.

She was divorced. So every woman who has got divorced and remarried is a slapper?

can we vote on that ?

Now we have misogyny from noblet ( not for the first time )
along with the endorsement of abhorrent racism …
not a good combination

I don't think camilla is a slapper but she divorced
in 1995. She was with Charles whilst married, and
he was married too.

Odd case as they were likely split by the firm
but found way back to each other.

Had Diana not been so popular and met a tragic
death, Charles and Camilla might have been seen
as one of the 20th century's great love stories.

The film might want to leave out tampongate, though.

I agree yhtl as what you said is, probably, true. Keeping aside the reasons why they were kept apart for years, and why they eventually got together again, I wouldn't call Camilla a slapper. Too be honest I'm not that interested in her background, if people love each other and want to get married then so be it. Victorian morals are long gone, thank God.

Moral standards = misogamy

Desperate stuff from the forum's wokest racist.

Well you might think it’s ok to use that sort of language
about a woman ( I won’t be prepared to repeat it it’s too disgusting )
and then have the audacity to claim standards and talk morals you’re a hypocrite
and a disgrace to any right thinking person

LFc is my new stalker bitch.

I call and he comes running. Good boy.

Camilker is her real name

piers morgan raging

No.no no nobby

He is my stalker bltch

I wont bother with the ceremony itself, Im sure the highlights will get covered in the news...

But I will watch the pageantry part. Nobody does it better.
The British military, well drilled world champions.

Where other ruinous states churn out dictators in sunglasses and cowards, we create exceptional character and ability.
Bravo

Lol


Other countries play dress up - cheap and tasteless

Brits play dress up - class and character

You just showing how little you know

People that are British soldiers dressing up as British soldiers = bad thing

People that aren't letter boxes dressing up as letter boxes = good thing

Hilarious Porky.

well we do love a bit of racism on here don't we

She was divorced. So every woman who has got divorced and remarried is a slapper?

PMSFL  Leave that top shelf alone Charlie boy , ur head is Addled

You certainly do.

One of her maternal great-grandmothers, Alice Keppel, was a mistress of King Edward VII The whole Family at it Like Knives

irishone

No.no no nobby

He is my stalker bltch


LFC is very definitely my Stalker Bitch Boy! He's ever such a good boy, keeps me amused on slow days.

saw one of those auditors running around videoing
bit waycist
coppers were white
security guards all black or asian
except their boss... white woman

wtf has gone on over there ?

saw one of those auditors running around videoing
bit waycist
coppers were white
security guards all black or asian
except their boss... white woman

wtf has gone on over there ?

Proper Scots on the Coronation rather than the plastic paddies in the OP.

https://twitter.com/GSM_Edinburgh/status/1654034068621623296

William and Kate took the tube to a pub this afternoon

As did I ( train ) … that lovely things like that can happen is a lovely thought 

I love it , i love this country , love England

me too...................

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Dissidents don’t know up from down

What the yanks are in real war in a foxhole who do they wish were next to em?
The IRA?
Pmsl

They want the British Army.
There’s a world of difference

There won;t be a toilet seat anywhere near Parkhead in Glasgow without a colour photograph of King Chuck and Queen Cam pasted on the inside of the lid!

King Ed V11 had his own custom made sgahhing chair built and used if frequently, according to the lanky,blonde-haired historian bint who is a "Royal"curator. It ended up at Windsor I believe in a store-room now.  That;s about the best can be said of the Windsors - at least they are all red-blooded straights!

A big 'you will never walk alone' (dance mix) for our Scottish brothers and the Liverpool supporting Lfc!

Every club sang ‘you will never walk along’
Just scousers arn’t very clever

I went to King teds school, we are all fkin heros

Walk alone

Well Chaz  not for me,but Will be another fantastic British Occasion that the rest of the World cannot Match

the Queens Jubilee and Birthdays used to be fantastic Occasions ,Her Funeral will never be matched , Perhaps The nearest to it the Funeral of JFK

Such a small Country and Billions watched and will watch World wide , Shame about the Folks all  of the Liverpool not Joining in ..

May 4, 2023 -- 8:13PM, casemoney wrote:

Well Chaz

Another sentence with a double space, you really are too wimpy to stop someone quoting you.

CaseMonkey, I doubt you are being sincere, you love Putin and he doesn't love the UK. You're grovelling.

Jesus! They have toilet seats near Parkhead.

Last time I was there they just had holes in the ground.

Have the 2014 'house mix' so Dusty,crank the feckin thing up altogether!

don't pull yer pants down and leave the Eton types at ya, ya know it makes sense!

but i'm quite convinced ya fookin luv it really,judgin on yer voting patterns!

Would it make your arse raping feel better if it came from a call centre worker?

Sing along with the common people,we danced drank and feckin whatever,we are all there laughin at you and the common things you do.

Doff yer hats and feckin take it,

you love Putin

Lets say I prefer him to the Cross dressing Comedian Vlod and his AZOV henchmen

What? a quite extraordinary  amount of bolloxology dere CM,

Nothin to do with the price of north atlantic pollack whatsoever.

The British public is refusing to let typical bank holiday weather spoil its Coronation plans and is gearing up for street parties and family celebrations.

Around £200m will be spent on food and drink this weekend, according to the Centre for Retail Research (CRR).

Supermarket chain Lidl said it had sold enough bunting to line the Coronation procession route 75 times over.

Party products and traditional British fayre are in high demand and brands are offering royal-themed ranges.

Overall the CRR expects consumers to add more than £1.4bn to the UK economy over the long weekend.

Tesco said it was on track to sell 675,000 pork pies and 300,000 pots of clotted cream.

Sales of quiches have leapt across the country - Aldi said it was selling more than 30 every minute and Waitrose said it had seen an increase of 25% in the last week.

Scones too are flying off the shelves - at Aldi they are up a massive 150%, Tesco expected to sell 600,000.

Dozens of products from pork pies and golden syrup to gin and elderflower cordial have gone purple and gold or tweaked their branding to feature Buckingham Palace, crowns and bunting. Ikea is offering a coronation chicken flavour sauce on its famous meatballs.

Tesco's Maheen Piracha said shoppers were in a mood to celebrate: "Judging by early sales, King Charles' Coronation is set to spark a feel-good factor with plenty of street and house parties."

No street party would be complete without a tipple - Tesco anticipated it would sell 180,000 bottles of Pimms and Asda said beer sales were expected to be 25% higher for the three-day weekend.

Sales of flags, bunting and paper plates have also sky rocketed - Asda said sales of Union Jack flags were up 227%, and Coronation cups were up 135%.

weather forcast london

monsoon like heavy rain

It rained at the last coronation.

Well done Primark NI,right an all too!

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These two can kiss my arse.

You lot drip misery - why be so nasty and grumpy - think of the community getting together being friendly and enjoying a party with your neighbours in your road.  Miserable lot you are.  Not an ounce of 'HAPPY' in yer blood.  Go and grumble into your gruel.
And now there's Joanna Lumley from ab fabs etc.  Now you can't be miserable about that except she isn't wearing that short tight leather skirt and smoking a f g.   Great stuff.
You lot won't even crack a smile.

What did you think of the clothes, Mo? I'll bet you were insanely jealous and would love to have some red white and blue robes.

I was in a complete tizzy over what was suitable  I saw a lovely lime ish coloured suit and matching shoes  but quite honestly it is too cold for me - a bit drafty  ha ha
I am not a monarchist but may try wrapping myself in a union flag tomorrow
Our road is closed and we have a really big party tomorrow - all the community together- all day and evening
the last one was brilliant.

I was not that impressed with the clothes - overall a bit dull  although Joanna Lumley looked good.

Over to soccerball now

I find it utterly preposterous that sports are allowed to not only take place in the UK this weekend, but that, outside of the 3pm ban, sports are also shown on TV.

Joanna Lumley always looks good.

Lime green is difficult to carry off, mo although lemon yellow looks fabulous against dark skin, my favourite combination. Bottle green goes well with fair skin, always looks smart and sophisticated. My French teacher at school often wore a bottle green dress so perhaps I am biased. I don't like green and orange together, reminds me of carrots, two secondaries just doesn't look right.

I have a nice light blue ensemble
but one of my best is in my male mode   - all pink -  trousers shoes jacket shirt the lot  - cotton!!!!

I remember when pink shirts were all the rage a very long time ago now. Back then people didn't advertise certain leanings ergo I never saw a bloke all in pink. The shirts were made of nylon too, advertised as non-iron, ugh. Much prefer cotton.

Michael Portillo likes wearing coloured clothes.

He reminds me of Harry Hill with his outsized collars. Except Harry Hill is trying to look like a clown on purpose.

Protesters should be taken to the tower and stretched on the rack. (good for arthritis.)

Then hung drawn and quartered.

Finally, if they're still alive, they should have their benefits stopped.

Charles 111 , by the Grace of God
of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
and of My Other Realms and Territories, King,
Defender of the Faith …

Quite right .

ps technically it should be somewhere in the Czech Rep , or Slovakia , not sure

But it is in England because we make the decisions , therefore it is GMT , England. That counts !

* wrong thread

A curious pagan ritual

An address to his citizens ??

Aint he got a fecking post code like everyone else ?

Get to bed geri

The problem you have Dr  is you are too soft.

no Dr  his dress sense is excellent
you should see mine   both in male and tranny role

Portillo manages to carry it off because he always looks very smart. Perhaps that's because the Jackets are well-cut of the finest quality and never a crease in sight.

Stopping their benefits is cruel and heartless Dr. C.