Sajid Javid resigns

So there are two job vacancies - replace them and move on
They won’t be missed

lord lfc of liverpool to become chancellor?

Pmqs will be fun tomorrow

Js if life tells us anything , it is that no one is missed when they tidy up their desk and leave the office

Even Rees Mogg could beat the utterly hapless loser Starmer and his sidekick growler

Mogg is currently getting rid of Silly EU rules , Doing a fine job IMO

Timber 05 Jul 22 19:44 
No way should Boris resign

Why's that then?

Starmer will still score another own goal, he's that ****g useless

I like Rees Mogg
I think he'd make a great PM

Now I don’t know exactly how many Tory mps there are
Tell these two fools to bring a cardboard box to the office
And get out by lunchtime

Sunak fav to be next PM?

Boris will have a new cabinet by tomorrow morning and things will carry on as normal

If this one sinks boris
It would be like Capone getting rumbled on a tax charge

Its the most banal of em all

They won’t be missed - and they must never be in cabinet again

I wondered where the village idiot was - Johnson is finished - end of.

Jul 5, 2022 -- 8:07PM, crystalhunt wrote:

I wondered where the village idiot was - Johnson is finished - end of.

Just look in the mirror

Two Parliamentary aides also quit
Saqib Bhatti, parliamentary private secretary to now former health secretary Sajid Javid, has also resigned.

In a statement on Twitter, he said: "The Conservative party has always been the party of integrity and honour but recent events have undermined trust and standards in public life."

Jonathan Gullis, PPS to Northern Ireland Secretary Brandon Lewis, has also quit.

You can't be right wing and racist when you're front bench is so diverse, by now the public understand  that the Tories are the party of integration.

Dis-integration.

And yes they like tax breaks and pressies

Rebuild , regroup and gather around true blue tories only
Stay strong Boris

2 plus 2 is 4 Lfc


Plus the party Chairman

Lfc.  Do you think Sammy and Jeff will be regrouping ha

How much was that plane costing Lfc ha

Keir calling for snap election, good move, we're them out, you know there's more

BREAKING NEWS

Carrie Johnson announces her resignation as Boris Johnson’s wife.
Nadine Dorries expected to be announced as replacement in due course.

Weed them out

Jul 5, 2022 -- 8:20PM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

BREAKING NEWSCarrie Johnson announces her resignation as Boris Johnson’s wife. Nadine Dorries expected to be announced as replacement in due course.

As soon as she gets up off her knees

Boris what's your current wife's name?

I can't recall

Boris please don't resign for 24 hours.

Tomorrow's a new day....can't wait lol

Latest odds for next chancellor:

Carrie Johnson – 2/1
Larry the Cat – 6/1
Chris Pincher – 10/1
A potato – 100/1
Boris Becker - 250/1
Nadine Dorries – 500/1

Gonna be trouble in Kigali ha


How much they getting?

£1  each  way  Carrie  please

Thank you

The potato looks good odds. £10 on that. Far brighter than the rest of the runners.

Is it a Golden Wonder

Whats the rumour  about  the potato   and Boris  then

Zahawi gone in

Resignation letter in one pocket

Acceptance letter in the other

Boris should be doing cartwheels

The rats have gone now he can replace them with proper loyalists

Odds in a snap election?

steve barclay new health secretary

Good appointment that

Hes a good man is Barcley

A  tory  a  good  man 

Theyre misunderstood lampus

They just want to make a few £ like the rest of us

How many Health secretaries are left ha

Birus will always find someone

Hes houdini the immovable object

330lbs of pure beef cake the big dog

He’ll put names into a hat and draw for the chancellor

Hes a great thinker

Total farce how do world leaders look at this Tory Government?

Us british are a professional circus

No one does it like us

Actually scrap that

The english

Cant be dragging the poor welsh, irish or scots into that argument

Boris if you’re having difficulties with getting suitable people for your cabinet
call on Jeffrey and the N Ireland Unionists
They are available and very able and loyal

Lfc

Dint worry. Big dog would have already accounted for this, hes got names and hes ready at the double

Good man sonts

I really cannot see Sunak wanting the PM role.

The public dont care about pincher, they dont want more food or lower fuel orices

They want boris to carry on with the job

Bozo finished.

Where have I heard that before

Why would Sunak not want the PM job metro?

Sunaks career should be over hopefully

Figure his work may be questioned soon he's running away!

Lol , 2 hrs are the rats have been replaced

The rats are deserting the sinking ship that was Great Britain

Just in time to dodge the coming food and energy shortages, perma inflation and social unrest

Autumn

Send it

Stammer confirms labours commitment to staying out of Europe,vote winner yes!

So no one singing the Euro dream anymore, it seems the crackpot Boris is well supported by his rivals.

Vacancy for Chief of Staff

Carrie Antoinette spotted at wall paper shop

We have a new Gaffer

it seems zahawi will resign if he isnt made chancellor but bozo wants to make truss chancellor

Christine Hamilton…….. he has no moral compass

Stand off in No10.

Boris wants Liz Truss to become Chancellor.

But Nadhim Zahawi says he will quit if he isn't moved from Education to No11.




Lol

Tomorrow's Daily Mail going with the time Keir Starmer put a Pringles tub in the recycling despite knowing they can't process them.

The more loons the better i could do with a laugh,this is going to be most amusing..

Grow some Boris

Lfc is Fav to be next drowning Street cat

Tell Zawali to get lost

The current list of those staying and going
Here's our running tally...

Who has left cabinet?

Health Secretary Sajid Javid
Chancellor Rishi Sunak
Who else in government has resigned?

MPs who are Parliamentary aides to Cabinet ministers

Jonathan Gullis
Saqib Bhatti
Nicola Richards
Virginia Crosbie
Others

Bim Afolami (Tory vice-chair)
Who is staying in cabinet?

Deputy Prime Minister/Justice Secretary Dominic Raab
Home Secretary Priti Patel
Foreign Secretary Liz Truss
Defence Secretary Ben Wallace
Levelling Up Secretary Michael Gove
Business Secretary Kwasi Kwarteng
Northern Ireland Secretary Brandon Lewis
Scottish Secretary Alister Jack
Leader of the Commons Mark Spencer
Environment Secretary George Eustice
Transport Secretary Grant Shapps
Work and Pensions Secretary Therese Coffey
Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries
Brexit Opportunities Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg

Look at all the duds and diddies that are still there

Hearing rumours that the BBC Politics team will also be resigning from the Tory cabinet this evening.

there's lots that will stand by johnson - they're clowns who would not get a job in any other government

Would anyone in their right mind wish to be part of a cabinet with Patel, Raab, Gove, Dorries and Mogg?

Bbc laura about to announce pregnancy

Ms Kuenssenberg always came across as a strict school marm ,she’s very attractive

Penfold for PM..

YHTL "Tomorrow's Daily Mail going with the time Keir Starmer put a Pringles tub in the recycling despite knowing they can't process them."

michelle donelan education secretary, hope there's no scandal about her...... oh look
https://goodlawproject.org/news/michelle-donelan-partner-contracts/

https://twitter.com/shinyandnew70/status/1544426804068454401

The rancid Lucy Allan giving something away here,her blowies haven't worked..

Boris is like the super duper immovable object

I actually admire the man, can you imagine if everyone in this country had his resolve and resilance

What a man

Boris should sack em all and do every job on his own

Hes made for it

Man of steel

Made of steel?

Are you working under the tutelage of lfc?

Bunter is more akin to the Piksbury Dough Boy!

Jul 6, 2022 -- 12:13AM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

Boris is like the super duper immovable object I actually admire the man, can you imagine if everyone in this country had his resolve and resilance What a man

Very well done.

According to his staff who he appointed, he was not fit for office, their words not mine.

You could not make it up!

Any Chance of Bojo calling for an Inquiry in Bunters mob and the sex case , Bojo has had to Resign

Surely Bunter must go ?

Charlie

He aint gone yet hes just playing for time

Jul 7, 2022 -- 7:29PM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

Charlie He aint gone yet hes just playing for time

There's delusional and then there's stupidty.

Funny how when things go wrong they turn on themselves? its all a show folks turn it off.

You see they(Tories) want to blame the individual (Doris), they do not want to share responsibility for their own policies

Metro.... bingo

Somehow its all been spun to blame a few individuals... again

So they leave, new lot come in with plausible deniability and we go through the whole shtick again

Theyve been doing this and taking he pi33 for 60 years now

All these laws plucked out their backsides are about to be confirmed and used as we head into autumn... just in time fir the likes of Priti Patel to have it away on their toes

All a game, all a chess moving of the pieces

agree Sir, many struggle to see this or do not wish to see it? all I can say is face your fears, look for the truth even if it is scary and paranoid you will come out a better person, just like me

Do not vote, feel the freedom.

If you don't vote, who cares what you say? Your political views are irrelevant.

It’s not delusional Charlie

He has not gone. He is still the Prime Minister. He can still hand out tax payer money to Goldsmith and other chums. Maybe give Iwen Paterson a Knighthood. Can you imagine a CEO being sacked for what thus bozo has done and being given the Compant check book until September?

Starmer must call a vote if no confidence

Your political views are irrelevant.

Like the two main Parties in this Country

How can a bloke whos resigned be allowed to carry on for another 2 months

In any other job hed be gone the same day

He kept bamging on about all the success... yet is resigning

All that success I guess means he cant carry in anymore