The wisdom of the brilliant Count Binface

Boris Johnson thinks Ukraine will save him from #Partygate. But the truth is that when he wasn’t gorging himself on cheese and wine, he was a foot-stool for Russian interests who is completely unfit to be Prime Minister of any country on any planet in any solar system. #BinBoris

Quite right, some things are more important than war, especially the narrative.

you would all take the money  -  every one of you - khan rakes it in here in landan too they love having them as residents

Do you know any of these oligarchs Mo? I wouldn't mind a big posh house if they could see their way to giving me a sub.

Right now there is an employee at Fox News and another at GB News mulling over whether to write a placard and invade a live broadcast to call out their lies. DO IT.

Don't you mean "at the BBC"? I doubt you have ever watched GB News for longer than a couple of minutes if at all.

Mar 15, 2022 -- 1:29PM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

Right now there is an employee at Fox News and another at GB News mulling over whether to write a placard and invade a live broadcast to call out their lies. DO IT.

Hear hear !

Dealing with Britain’s cost of living crisis by getting a pathetic speech to be read out by a man wearing an admiral’s fancy dress costume who lives in a palace and owns a large chunk of Cornwall could be fairly said to be taking the pish.

This Rebekah Vardy seems to be a mysterious girl.

Now they’ve reached a hundred, Boris should acknowledge
this and raise his Battenberg.

Can we stop calling it #Partygate now?

LyingBastardGate seems nearer the mark.

Ultimately, Conservative MPs have collectively decided that they can’t find a better leader than Boris Johnson. And that says it all. #VoteBinface

Nothing says I didn't lie to parliament like changing
the rules to make it ok to lie to parliament.

The imperial unit for 55 letters of no confidence is a Brain Cell.

Oi, Boo-ris. Try threatening to call an election now. I’m ready for you.

If Ukraine gives Eurovision hosting rights to the UK and the UK gives Ukraine Boris Johnson, I call that a deal.

Truss: F a g  End
Morduant: Dead End
Sunak: Bell End
Binface: Legend

#MakeYourVoteCount

Jul 15, 2022 -- 2:44PM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

Truss: F a g

Justice is coming. #VoteBinface

Roll up, clueless Tories! Which one of you maniacs is next to ride the bucking bronco of complex economics? Because Liz is toast. #LizToast #BinTheTories

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A queue is now forming in Westminster to commemorate the British economy.

Kwarteng Mechanics: when you can behave like
both a maniac and a moron.

Prediction: Tories to abolish BBC Local Radio.

he got coffey

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So the government have sacked a minister 'after a complaint of serious misconduct'. I'd argue that very nearly crashing the entire UK economy with an idiotic, half-arsed 'mini-budget' is serious misconduct, but maybe that's just me.

Kwarteng Mechanics: when you can simultaneously be chancellor and not chancellor at the same time.

The irony is that if Kwasi Kwarteng's political
career has a funeral, every guest will be laughing.

In one month, Liz Truss has:
- tanked the economy
- sacked her best mate
- killed the queen
- annoyed the king
- destroyed the Tory Party

Drop her on Moscow, I say.
#Trussterfock

NUMBER CRUNCHING
Horsemen of the Apocalypse: 4
Prime Ministers since Brexit vote: 4
Chancellors since July 2022: 4
Tory MPs after next election: 4
Fooks given by Rishi Sunak: 0
Children fathered by Boris: ?
****hows correctly predicted by me: 1

Sh1t

‘Nothing is off the table.’ Except the Prime Minister,
who is hiding under it

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE TRUSST!

The last Prime Minister lost to a lettuce. Now the new one is driving Britain straight into an iceberg. #PMQs

Nobody wants to be in your gang, Rishi.

Not with that taste in music.

Of the migrants being mistreated by the Home Office, 101 were from Dalmatia. And Suella has a new coat. Are these facts unconnected? There’s a tiny chance there could be more than meets the eye.

Taste in music,what about this?

Youtube,Thriller Tory remix,Rees Mogg x Thatcher

I’ve got Rishi a card for Christmas.

His green card.

So he can sod off to the States and
let me take over.

Tell you what, Rishi. Give the rest of the UK the amazing new relationship with the EU that you’ve just given Northern Ireland, and you might really be onto something

STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!





Good luck to binface in forthcoming by election.

Bins are living collection-free in Rishi’s head.

I’ve got him scared.

BREAKING: in order to avoid the cost of clearing up their
latest mess properly, GB News has begun dumping its presenters
into rivers and the sea

Calvin is a good guy - but there is something creepy about wolton

Count binface didn’t stop the tories winning Uxbridge !

To all those wishing to replace Holly Willoughby on
This Morning, please jump an orderly queue

Bbc... The BBC has taken the very difficult decision to bring
daytime drama Doctors to an end after 23 years

Binface.... Under the Tories you can’t even see a fictional GP

Count Binface
@CountBinface

With another appalling Tory reshuffle, Sunak is proving you can’t put lipstick on a pig. And David Cameron will be attracted to it anyway.

What Cameron says: 'I want to support the PM at a hard time.'
What Cameron means: 'I want a life peerage, some cushy trips abroad, a chance to win more dodgy lobbying gigs, an excuse to dodge childcare now I've finished painting my shepherd's hut, oh and a way to piss off Boris.'

so 2 men at the top have never been voted for in this democratic country

Matt Hancock was supposed to appear earlier in the Covid Inquiry, but he was trying to haggle over his fee. #bellend

Boris Johnson tells the Covid Inquiry he wishes he'd had more women around him during lockdown. So far this is the only thing he’s said that is unquestionably true

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My name is Count Binface, intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons from Planet Sigma IX, Lovejoy fan, London mayor candidate, and expert form-filler.

Count Binface @CountBinface

Just been interviewed by @EvanHD for @BBCPM. I offered him a hundred million quid for 1% equity in my party. See what he said sometime after 5pm on @BBCRadio4. If they keep that bit in. #BindependenceDay



he got my vote again.

Count Binface
@CountBinface
Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs

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Has he lost more elections than Farage yet?

Ha ha, the difference is he's a comedian making
a living out of political comedy

Oh wait

Never heard any of his jokes. Know of any of his good ones?

Leave the EU...

That's a really funny one. He should be on TV.

Never mind, you'll get over it.

That's a really funny one. He should be on TV.

Never mind, you'll get over it.

What do you mean?

At the moment you sound like a half drunk rasperous and jilted female.

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If the Tories get in again,
voters will have to put up with 2000 more lies every year

Count Binface
@CountBinface
Rory. Kwasi. Dorries. Channel 4 is the only place left in Britain with a Tory majority. Bless.

Lord Alli seems to have an awful lot of spare money and properties. Give the pensioners back their winter fuel and hike his taxes instead? Who’s with me? #VoteBinface

It’s a good job Rachel Reeves keeps her CV topped up. Which is the only way you’re likely to see the phrase ‘good job Rachel Reeves’ in 2025.

Sky news

BREAKING: Andrew's prince title and HRH style formally removed by the King

Binface

Now for the testicles.

Financial times

Just in: Jeffrey Epstein said that Donald Trump 'spent hours at my house' with a woman later identified as a victim of trafficking, according to emails that raise fresh questions about the relationship between the late peedophile and the US president

Count Binface

They should do a Panorama on this.

That's easy to resolve, all they need to do is put Epstein under oath and ask him about it in congress.

NEW POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT

All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents
delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.

Love Christmas. Vote Binface.

The BBC licence fee raises $5bn each year. I reckon a majority of British citizens would be up for diverting the full amount for 2 years to defend the national broadcaster against Trump and to file an Anti-SLAPP motion against him, win damages and invest it in Panorama.

Not me.  The BBC doesn’t exist to fight political wars, it exists to accurately tell us the news.

15.28..  Will the court of Congress have a seance to make contact with him?

Ok, @realDonaldTrump, if you sue the BBC for $1bn for spreading lies, I’ll sue you for the same amount. I reckon Planet Earth would crowdfund that. Then I’ll buy Mar A Largo, turn it into a climate change research centre, free Melania, and put a 1000% tariff on orange face paint.

What has he lied about? I suppose you could sue him for exaggerating the size of the crow at his inauguration. I have never heard him lie about anything I cared about. I think the TDS lads don't really hate him for his lies, they hate him for telling the truth about world peace being obtainable, and the border being securable, and men not being able to have periods, which probably came as a great shock to them.

What has he lied about?

Everything, he lies about everything.

He lies about the price of eggs
He lies about the price of petrol
He lies about releasing the epstein files.
He lies about knowing E J Carrol
He lies about inflation
He lies about crime
He lies about the 2020 election
He lies about "affordability"
He lies about wars
He lies about peace
He lies about who pays the tariffs
He lies about his 'achievements'
He lies about draining the swamp
...
...
The list is endless

He seems to lie pretty much every day, it is his core persona.




"I have never heard him lie about anything I cared about."
Is just you stating you care about nothing.

What has the media lied about? I don't believe the TDS lads care about the lies, it's the truth he's told that's the problem. If they really cared about being lied to they would be angry about all the lies told about Trump by the Democrat controlled media. Fine people hoax, drinking bleach hoax, Russian collusion hoax, overfeeding the Koi Carp hoax, Maryland father hoax, it's just hoax after hoax after hoax and none of the TDS lads care about those lies because they feed their TDS. Some logical coherence would be nice but we know it is too much to expect from the mentally ill.

You only end up with a long list of Trump lies by counting things as lies that are not lies. Some spotty Herbert journo decided he told 32000 lies, but if Trump said a man can't have a period it would be counted as a lie.

If you disagree with The Ronald you are either mentally ill or have had a frontal lobotomy.

TDS is a real mental illness, but TDS victims these days are more likely to have undergone gender affirming surgery than a lobotomy, hence their lack of ability to understand reality.

Really?

Indeed.

Turnberry Golf Course to be officially renamed
Shit Holes, until all American tariffs on the UK
are removed.

Isn’t it obvious why they chose Mandelson to be Britain’s ambassador for cosying up to Trump? Takes one to know one. #simples

It’s curious how often that political masterminds like Morgan McSweeney turn out it to be utter shitclowns.

So when Donald Trump said the Iran War was going
swimmingly, he was referring to the crews of oil tankers.

It would be a nice touch if Labour MPs lever out Keir Starmer
using a crowbar made by his dad.

#Makerfield Great Again



Binface campaign slogan for makerfield by election.

Is there a market anywhere yet with Binface in it for this by election? Usually one or two, particularly head to head in mayoral elections.

I've not seen any.

What you reckon... Over/ under 625 votes?

625 is my guess.

I could see him beating all the "others" including the guy dressed as a fox. Makersfield? Where the fox hat.

I think Binface will finish 7th.

He's got a certain celebrity, but most of his potential
is surely going to Burnham here.

Imagine voting binface for a laugh and saving starmer

For fox's sake...

For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying.