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01 Mar 22 16:46
Date Joined: 06 Jul 10
| Topic/replies: 47,025 | Blogger: ----you-have-to-laugh---'s blog
If I was in charge I'd open Britain's borders to
Ukrainian refugees and close them
to Russian oligarchs.

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Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- March 1, 2022 5:23 PM GMT
I'm pleased to report that, unlike certain British politicians, I rejected several invites to appear on Russia Today, because it's nothing but a crazed propaganda tool that ideally should not exist. For the same reason I turned down TalkRadio and, naturally, The One Show.

I also turned down a request from George Galloway's Sputnik Radio show, partly because I'd never heard of it, and partly because I was too busy laughing.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- March 1, 2022 10:32 PM GMT
Russia has a better claim to own the
Tory party than to a single square foot of Ukraine.
Report politicspunter March 1, 2022 10:42 PM GMT
Make your vote Count Grin
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- March 5, 2022 11:57 AM GMT
• Change the law.
• Make every purchase transparent.
• Any property bought using dirty money is confiscated and donated to house Ukrainian refugees.
• Kick the oligarchs in the gulags.
#BinPutin #VoteBinface
Report lapsy pa March 5, 2022 10:19 PM GMT
^ Why isn't it this way,surely transparency is a good thing?
Report Giuseppe March 5, 2022 10:22 PM GMT
"Any property bought using dirty money is confiscated and donated to house Ukrainian refugees."

typical lefty virtue signalling nonsense

might house maybe 100 people total

100,000 crossed into Poland in the last 24 hours
Report cryoftruth March 6, 2022 6:36 AM GMT
Pitiful rubbish fromPutin’s poodle.

I can see why you hate anyone assisting the victims of the evil fascist murderer Putin. It is because you are a self appointed spokesman for the evil fascist dictator Putin.

Guiseppe is one of a number of what the Russian leadership call “useful idiots”.
Report northanlite March 6, 2022 10:08 AM GMT
have you not heard giuseppe is a "war correspondent"
Report lapsy pa March 6, 2022 10:24 AM GMT
Some man for one man! Only 2 weeks ago he was a 'covid correspondent'
Report brentford March 6, 2022 10:28 AM GMT
Something of a Swiss army knife is the G...without the neutrality...
Report lapsy pa March 6, 2022 10:28 AM GMT
On the theme itself rather than sticking on a point as Joe did,isn't there surely a case to not allow  the hiding of vast sums of wealth by anyone?
Report brentford March 6, 2022 10:29 AM GMT
transparency for the rich and powerful, Lapsy ?

are you quite mad ? Mischief
Report Johnny The Guesser March 6, 2022 10:32 AM GMT
The "salt of the earth" tax and benefit dodgers wouldn't agree with you. Millions of them.
Report lapsy pa March 6, 2022 10:33 AM GMT
I suppose i am Brentford,i will go out the back garden and scourge myself with brambles and  come back later.
Report brentford March 6, 2022 10:34 AM GMT
I would quite think you should Lapsy...and no more of this nonsense ! Grin
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- March 13, 2022 7:23 PM GMT
Boris Johnson thinks Ukraine will save him from #Partygate. But the truth is that when he wasn’t gorging himself on cheese and wine, he was a foot-stool for Russian interests who is completely unfit to be Prime Minister of any country on any planet in any solar system. #BinBoris
Report Foinavon March 14, 2022 2:51 PM GMT
Quite right, some things are more important than war, especially the narrative.
Report moisok March 14, 2022 3:03 PM GMT
you would all take the money  -  every one of you - khan rakes it in here in landan too they love having them as residents
Report Foinavon March 14, 2022 3:07 PM GMT
Do you know any of these oligarchs Mo? I wouldn't mind a big posh house if they could see their way to giving me a sub.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- March 15, 2022 12:29 PM GMT
Right now there is an employee at Fox News and another at GB News mulling over whether to write a placard and invade a live broadcast to call out their lies. DO IT.
Report Foinavon March 15, 2022 12:42 PM GMT
Don't you mean "at the BBC"? I doubt you have ever watched GB News for longer than a couple of minutes if at all.
Report politicspunter March 15, 2022 12:54 PM GMT

Mar 15, 2022 -- 7:29AM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

Right now there is an employee at Fox News and another at GB News mulling over whether to write a placard and invade a live broadcast to call out their lies. DO IT.

Hear hear !

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 10, 2022 5:05 PM BST
Dealing with Britain’s cost of living crisis by getting a pathetic speech to be read out by a man wearing an admiral’s fancy dress costume who lives in a palace and owns a large chunk of Cornwall could be fairly said to be taking the pish.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 10, 2022 5:38 PM BST
This Rebekah Vardy seems to be a mysterious girl.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 12, 2022 12:05 PM BST
Now they’ve reached a hundred, Boris should acknowledge
this and raise his Battenberg.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 23, 2022 4:47 PM BST
Can we stop calling it #Partygate now?

LyingBastardGate seems nearer the mark.
Report politicspunter May 23, 2022 6:17 PM BST
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 25, 2022 10:49 PM BST
Ultimately, Conservative MPs have collectively decided that they can’t find a better leader than Boris Johnson. And that says it all. #VoteBinface
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 27, 2022 6:15 PM BST
Nothing says I didn't lie to parliament like changing
the rules to make it ok to lie to parliament.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 30, 2022 3:55 PM BST
The imperial unit for 55 letters of no confidence is a Brain Cell.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 3, 2022 12:37 PM BST
Oi, Boo-ris. Try threatening to call an election now. I’m ready for you.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 17, 2022 9:41 PM BST
If Ukraine gives Eurovision hosting rights to the UK and the UK gives Ukraine Boris Johnson, I call that a deal.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 15, 2022 2:44 PM BST
Truss: F a g  End
Morduant: Dead End
Sunak: Bell End
Binface: Legend

Report politicspunter July 15, 2022 2:49 PM BST

Jul 15, 2022 -- 8:44AM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

Truss: F a g

Report politicspunter July 15, 2022 2:49 PM BST
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 22, 2022 9:59 PM BST
Justice is coming. #VoteBinface
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 26, 2022 11:34 AM BST
Roll up, clueless Tories! Which one of you maniacs is next to ride the bucking bronco of complex economics? Because Liz is toast. #LizToast #BinTheTories
Report politicspunter September 26, 2022 1:18 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 26, 2022 5:02 PM BST
A queue is now forming in Westminster to commemorate the British economy.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 28, 2022 1:53 PM BST
Kwarteng Mechanics: when you can behave like
both a maniac and a moron.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 29, 2022 10:00 AM BST
Prediction: Tories to abolish BBC Local Radio.
Report jollyswagman October 4, 2022 7:09 PM BST
he got coffey
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 7, 2022 4:43 PM BST
So the government have sacked a minister 'after a complaint of serious misconduct'. I'd argue that very nearly crashing the entire UK economy with an idiotic, half-arsed 'mini-budget' is serious misconduct, but maybe that's just me.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 14, 2022 12:24 PM BST
Kwarteng Mechanics: when you can simultaneously be chancellor and not chancellor at the same time.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 14, 2022 12:31 PM BST
The irony is that if Kwasi Kwarteng's political
career has a funeral, every guest will be laughing.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 14, 2022 12:44 PM BST
In one month, Liz Truss has:
- tanked the economy
- sacked her best mate
- killed the queen
- annoyed the king
- destroyed the Tory Party

Drop her on Moscow, I say.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 16, 2022 7:48 PM BST
Horsemen of the Apocalypse: 4
Prime Ministers since Brexit vote: 4
Chancellors since July 2022: 4
Tory MPs after next election: 4
Fooks given by Rishi Sunak: 0
Children fathered by Boris: ?
****hows correctly predicted by me: 1
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 16, 2022 7:48 PM BST
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 17, 2022 5:46 PM BST
‘Nothing is off the table.’ Except the Prime Minister,
who is hiding under it
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 20, 2022 1:42 PM BST
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 26, 2022 1:08 PM BST
The last Prime Minister lost to a lettuce. Now the new one is driving Britain straight into an iceberg. #PMQs
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 28, 2022 1:56 PM BST
Nobody wants to be in your gang, Rishi.

Not with that taste in music.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 31, 2022 12:23 PM GMT
Of the migrants being mistreated by the Home Office, 101 were from Dalmatia. And Suella has a new coat. Are these facts unconnected? There’s a tiny chance there could be more than meets the eye.
Report lapsy pa October 31, 2022 5:06 PM GMT
Taste in music,what about this?

Youtube,Thriller Tory remix,Rees Mogg x Thatcher
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- December 24, 2022 1:25 PM GMT
I’ve got Rishi a card for Christmas.

His green card.

So he can sod off to the States and
let me take over.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- February 28, 2023 5:41 PM GMT
Tell you what, Rishi. Give the rest of the UK the amazing new relationship with the EU that you’ve just given Northern Ireland, and you might really be onto something
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 15, 2023 2:57 PM BST
STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!

Good luck to binface in forthcoming by election.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 20, 2023 7:28 PM BST
Bins are living collection-free in Rishi’s head.

I’ve got him scared.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 29, 2023 3:43 PM BST
BREAKING: in order to avoid the cost of clearing up their
latest mess properly, GB News has begun dumping its presenters
into rivers and the sea
Report lfc1971 September 29, 2023 4:24 PM BST
Calvin is a good guy - but there is something creepy about wolton
Report lfc1971 September 29, 2023 4:28 PM BST
Count binface didn’t stop the tories winning Uxbridge !
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 10, 2023 5:23 PM BST
To all those wishing to replace Holly Willoughby on
This Morning, please jump an orderly queue
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 18, 2023 3:15 PM BST
Bbc... The BBC has taken the very difficult decision to bring
daytime drama Doctors to an end after 23 years

Binface.... Under the Tories you can’t even see a fictional GP
Report jollyswagman November 13, 2023 11:13 AM GMT
Count Binface

With another appalling Tory reshuffle, Sunak is proving you can’t put lipstick on a pig. And David Cameron will be attracted to it anyway.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- November 13, 2023 7:36 PM GMT
What Cameron says: 'I want to support the PM at a hard time.'
What Cameron means: 'I want a life peerage, some cushy trips abroad, a chance to win more dodgy lobbying gigs, an excuse to dodge childcare now I've finished painting my shepherd's hut, oh and a way to piss off Boris.'
Report nineteen points November 13, 2023 8:06 PM GMT
so 2 men at the top have never been voted for in this democratic country
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- November 30, 2023 12:45 PM GMT
Matt Hancock was supposed to appear earlier in the Covid Inquiry, but he was trying to haggle over his fee. #bellend
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