The wisdom of the brilliant Count Binface

I'm pleased to report that, unlike certain British politicians, I rejected several invites to appear on Russia Today, because it's nothing but a crazed propaganda tool that ideally should not exist. For the same reason I turned down TalkRadio and, naturally, The One Show.

I also turned down a request from George Galloway's Sputnik Radio show, partly because I'd never heard of it, and partly because I was too busy laughing.

Russia has a better claim to own the
Tory party than to a single square foot of Ukraine.

Make your vote Count

• Change the law.
• Make every purchase transparent.
• Any property bought using dirty money is confiscated and donated to house Ukrainian refugees.
• Kick the oligarchs in the gulags.
#BinPutin #VoteBinface

^ Why isn't it this way,surely transparency is a good thing?

"Any property bought using dirty money is confiscated and donated to house Ukrainian refugees."

typical lefty virtue signalling nonsense

might house maybe 100 people total

100,000 crossed into Poland in the last 24 hours

Pitiful rubbish fromPutin’s poodle.

I can see why you hate anyone assisting the victims of the evil fascist murderer Putin. It is because you are a self appointed spokesman for the evil fascist dictator Putin.

Guiseppe is one of a number of what the Russian leadership call “useful idiots”.

have you not heard giuseppe is a "war correspondent"

Some man for one man! Only 2 weeks ago he was a 'covid correspondent'

Something of a Swiss army knife is the G...without the neutrality...

On the theme itself rather than sticking on a point as Joe did,isn't there surely a case to not allow  the hiding of vast sums of wealth by anyone?

transparency for the rich and powerful, Lapsy ?

are you quite mad ?

The "salt of the earth" tax and benefit dodgers wouldn't agree with you. Millions of them.

I suppose i am Brentford,i will go out the back garden and scourge myself with brambles and  come back later.

I would quite think you should Lapsy...and no more of this nonsense !

Boris Johnson thinks Ukraine will save him from #Partygate. But the truth is that when he wasn’t gorging himself on cheese and wine, he was a foot-stool for Russian interests who is completely unfit to be Prime Minister of any country on any planet in any solar system. #BinBoris

Quite right, some things are more important than war, especially the narrative.

you would all take the money  -  every one of you - khan rakes it in here in landan too they love having them as residents

Do you know any of these oligarchs Mo? I wouldn't mind a big posh house if they could see their way to giving me a sub.

Right now there is an employee at Fox News and another at GB News mulling over whether to write a placard and invade a live broadcast to call out their lies. DO IT.

Don't you mean "at the BBC"? I doubt you have ever watched GB News for longer than a couple of minutes if at all.

Mar 15, 2022 -- 1:29PM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

Right now there is an employee at Fox News and another at GB News mulling over whether to write a placard and invade a live broadcast to call out their lies. DO IT.

Hear hear !

Dealing with Britain’s cost of living crisis by getting a pathetic speech to be read out by a man wearing an admiral’s fancy dress costume who lives in a palace and owns a large chunk of Cornwall could be fairly said to be taking the pish.

This Rebekah Vardy seems to be a mysterious girl.

Now they’ve reached a hundred, Boris should acknowledge
this and raise his Battenberg.

Can we stop calling it #Partygate now?

LyingBastardGate seems nearer the mark.

Ultimately, Conservative MPs have collectively decided that they can’t find a better leader than Boris Johnson. And that says it all. #VoteBinface

Nothing says I didn't lie to parliament like changing
the rules to make it ok to lie to parliament.

The imperial unit for 55 letters of no confidence is a Brain Cell.

Oi, Boo-ris. Try threatening to call an election now. I’m ready for you.

If Ukraine gives Eurovision hosting rights to the UK and the UK gives Ukraine Boris Johnson, I call that a deal.

Truss: F a g  End
Morduant: Dead End
Sunak: Bell End
Binface: Legend

#MakeYourVoteCount

Jul 15, 2022 -- 2:44PM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

Truss: F a g

Justice is coming. #VoteBinface

Roll up, clueless Tories! Which one of you maniacs is next to ride the bucking bronco of complex economics? Because Liz is toast. #LizToast #BinTheTories

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A queue is now forming in Westminster to commemorate the British economy.

Kwarteng Mechanics: when you can behave like
both a maniac and a moron.

Prediction: Tories to abolish BBC Local Radio.

he got coffey

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So the government have sacked a minister 'after a complaint of serious misconduct'. I'd argue that very nearly crashing the entire UK economy with an idiotic, half-arsed 'mini-budget' is serious misconduct, but maybe that's just me.

Kwarteng Mechanics: when you can simultaneously be chancellor and not chancellor at the same time.

The irony is that if Kwasi Kwarteng's political
career has a funeral, every guest will be laughing.

In one month, Liz Truss has:
- tanked the economy
- sacked her best mate
- killed the queen
- annoyed the king
- destroyed the Tory Party

Drop her on Moscow, I say.
#Trussterfock

NUMBER CRUNCHING
Horsemen of the Apocalypse: 4
Prime Ministers since Brexit vote: 4
Chancellors since July 2022: 4
Tory MPs after next election: 4
Fooks given by Rishi Sunak: 0
Children fathered by Boris: ?
****hows correctly predicted by me: 1

Sh1t

‘Nothing is off the table.’ Except the Prime Minister,
who is hiding under it

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE TRUSST!

The last Prime Minister lost to a lettuce. Now the new one is driving Britain straight into an iceberg. #PMQs

Nobody wants to be in your gang, Rishi.

Not with that taste in music.

Of the migrants being mistreated by the Home Office, 101 were from Dalmatia. And Suella has a new coat. Are these facts unconnected? There’s a tiny chance there could be more than meets the eye.

Taste in music,what about this?

Youtube,Thriller Tory remix,Rees Mogg x Thatcher

I’ve got Rishi a card for Christmas.

His green card.

So he can sod off to the States and
let me take over.

Tell you what, Rishi. Give the rest of the UK the amazing new relationship with the EU that you’ve just given Northern Ireland, and you might really be onto something

STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!





Good luck to binface in forthcoming by election.

Bins are living collection-free in Rishi’s head.

I’ve got him scared.

BREAKING: in order to avoid the cost of clearing up their
latest mess properly, GB News has begun dumping its presenters
into rivers and the sea

Calvin is a good guy - but there is something creepy about wolton

Count binface didn’t stop the tories winning Uxbridge !

To all those wishing to replace Holly Willoughby on
This Morning, please jump an orderly queue

Bbc... The BBC has taken the very difficult decision to bring
daytime drama Doctors to an end after 23 years

Binface.... Under the Tories you can’t even see a fictional GP

Count Binface
@CountBinface

With another appalling Tory reshuffle, Sunak is proving you can’t put lipstick on a pig. And David Cameron will be attracted to it anyway.

What Cameron says: 'I want to support the PM at a hard time.'
What Cameron means: 'I want a life peerage, some cushy trips abroad, a chance to win more dodgy lobbying gigs, an excuse to dodge childcare now I've finished painting my shepherd's hut, oh and a way to piss off Boris.'

so 2 men at the top have never been voted for in this democratic country

Matt Hancock was supposed to appear earlier in the Covid Inquiry, but he was trying to haggle over his fee. #bellend

Boris Johnson tells the Covid Inquiry he wishes he'd had more women around him during lockdown. So far this is the only thing he’s said that is unquestionably true

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My name is Count Binface, intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons from Planet Sigma IX, Lovejoy fan, London mayor candidate, and expert form-filler.

Count Binface @CountBinface

Just been interviewed by @EvanHD for @BBCPM. I offered him a hundred million quid for 1% equity in my party. See what he said sometime after 5pm on @BBCRadio4. If they keep that bit in. #BindependenceDay



he got my vote again.

Count Binface
@CountBinface
Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs

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Has he lost more elections than Farage yet?

Ha ha, the difference is he's a comedian making
a living out of political comedy

Oh wait

Never heard any of his jokes. Know of any of his good ones?

Leave the EU...

That's a really funny one. He should be on TV.

Never mind, you'll get over it.

That's a really funny one. He should be on TV.

Never mind, you'll get over it.

What do you mean?

At the moment you sound like a half drunk rasperous and jilted female.

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If the Tories get in again,
voters will have to put up with 2000 more lies every year

Count Binface
@CountBinface
Rory. Kwasi. Dorries. Channel 4 is the only place left in Britain with a Tory majority. Bless.

Lord Alli seems to have an awful lot of spare money and properties. Give the pensioners back their winter fuel and hike his taxes instead? Who’s with me? #VoteBinface