Theresa May and Cleggy?

Nope

I'd even put Cable and Osbourne ahead of that combination!

Cleggy wouldn't dare, the missus would have his balls for ear-rings.

Diane Abbott and Michael Portillo.

''Would you care to go back to my flat and play with my train set after the show?''

''Not arf Mike, can I play with your meat and two veg as well?''

Chorizo and Patatas Bravas?!

Can I put my little choo choo into your tunnel of love?

Yes, have you started yet?

What?   I’ve finished.

British Rail never came that quick.

Who the feck is it and why hasn't it come out on twitter or something

Boris and Warsi.

How lovely, that's a big one, can you put it all in please?

Yes Boris I bought it specially for you.

Now bend over and shut up and let me get on with it.

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Clay is right.

Can't see that Cameron would be "stunned" by that revelation.

It's hardly Major and Currie is it?

Cameron is not 'stunned' at all. He is saying that to imply he did not know - a bit like not inhaling.

I think it's CAM and CLEGG.

Certainly one of them two getting f*cked