I now know what it likes to be on the other side

I'm on one of the worst streaks ever so I played a $3 +$0.30 5 seat sit n go and decided to do the exact opposite of what the rules suggest pre-flop.  I decided that every garbage hand I would go all in, any ace with 10-queen or high connectors I would slow play, any high pairs or ace-king I would toss, and any small pairs, ace-rag or king-rag I would go all in.

It took me about 20 hands to win. In the last hand my 24 offsuit beat JJ when the flop and river both had 2s and I had every nasty word thrown at me - some I've never even heard of.