Off Topic- signs that you are ageing fast and not long for this world

2)Wearing something your mother bought you for Christmas.

3) Mail order shoes suddenly seem like a good idea and look very trendy!

4)You keep more food than Beer in the fridge

5) You are surprised when betfair crashes and can't remember it ever happening before

Think 5 is probably senile dementia.

6) mail order brides become a reality in your life

7) Being offered a seat on the tube

When you look at girls in their mid 20's and it suddenly crosses your mind she is looking back at you and thinking "dirty old b*****d"

When above girl in mid twenties says whilst being chatted up "you are old enough to be my dad".Not me honest ,happened to my mate while we were in Scotland over xmas to predictable s****s by myself until i realised he is younger than me

how can you not say s n i g g e r s ?

You would rather play poker than poke her.

The Tesco check-out girl asks if you have a Clubcard, and you say YES!

^^^^

songs that you like on the radio were recorded before your coworkers were born.

dont know if this is PC  correct but having a women as ur boss