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Myself and Columbo have been given the task of taking this site into the New Year with a new whiteer than white look and rest assured we will.
Since 1 December 2009 we have already dealt with the following:
1. 91 threats of violence on Arbboy.
2. 43 cases of harrassment from BluffDaddy.
3. Put Prettyace in the civil court for slandering Aristions good name as a poker writer by saying the site was the same as a fruit machine.
4. Cracked the collusion issues and refunded the sites highest raker his fees to ensure only a 30k downswing and no more whining.
5. Hauled Baracus in for questioning for threatening to kill sickoflaywinners if he plays Omaha.
6. Fined Mccoy carp for stealing the new top of the range pokeronly pc and chair from dixons.
If anyone has any further issues of concern then please feel free to add and either myself and columbo will review
Regards
Always vigilant
Juliet
Since 1 December 2009 we have already dealt with the following:
1. 91 threats of violence on Arbboy.
2. 43 cases of harrassment from BluffDaddy.
3. Put Prettyace in the civil court for slandering Aristions good name as a poker writer by saying the site was the same as a fruit machine.
4. Cracked the collusion issues and refunded the sites highest raker his fees to ensure only a 30k downswing and no more whining.
5. Hauled Baracus in for questioning for threatening to kill sickoflaywinners if he plays Omaha.
6. Fined Mccoy carp for stealing the new top of the range pokeronly pc and chair from dixons.
If anyone has any further issues of concern then please feel free to add and either myself and columbo will review
Regards
Always vigilant
Juliet
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hehe
ariston no longer a poker a writer and certainly thinks the thread by prettyace was farcical. poker imo is a game of skill with some chance involved. no site can rig against you because they cant grt how your opponent will play. if you play good poker over a large sample of hands you win its just important to play enough hands to ride the bad runs out luck is temporary, class is permanent. |
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top bombing Colombo imhacamfo. |
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7. 1 case of defamation by Juliet Bravo.
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FFS Bluff please dont split hairs, I know the actual downswing was act 29,998.32.
Regards Alwasy vigilant Juliet |
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Hi Juliet. can i spaff on your chebs please?
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What about the case of forum tramps who posted every day leading up to betfairs responce to their Q&A thread, then has not been heard of since.
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Dont pannick the Florida four are on 24 hour surveillance
http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20people/Lauren0617/random21.jpg?o=9 Taken yesterday |
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lol! Acres of chebs to be spaffing on there.
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as you can see, me and juliet have been very busy.
i am currently working on our toughest assignment so far, one that has taken me from romford to vegas and back, via the offices of sir alan sugar and several macdonalds outlets. as i type i am awaiting confirmation of a slot on crimewatch to appeal for sightings of professional poker player, and sometime elvis impersonator "dubai dave " , formerly of this fair parish. anyone with information can pass it on to myself or juliet via the usual channels. he was last seen wearing a frown and a snazzy jumper. :-( |
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http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/
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FFS own up we havent got time for these childish pranks
I will give you one hour to own up who stole http://www.imbb.forth.gr/worms/img/food2.jpg SOC bedtime snack Alwasy vigilant Juliet |
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have any of the glass miniautures gone missing from the trophy cabinet in the background ?
they look like collectors pieces, the sort you get from liberty in that there london. ive heard the brighton set love a figurine. get someone to dust it for prints. im off to the toon tomoro to haul suddes in for questioning about this ladyboy carry on. tail touching is taken very seriously by the geordies. |
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Good work squire think we may get that handbag chap in for questioning here
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handbag = chap?
shurely some misteak? |
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Juliet, out of interest, are you Lauren? :)
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what a waste of a day. went up to newcastle to question suddes but he has gone to ground. the florida 4 would be appalled by the shopping malls up here. its all pound shops and greggs. no retail opportunities for those hunting down hugo boss and lacoste. ideal though if you want 4 cans of coke for a quid, or a greggs meal deal which seems to involve a pastry thing, plus a bag of crisps and a fizzy drink.
no wonder everyone was wearing baggy track suits and looked about 4 clem overweight. anyhows i called my snout to arrange a meet. he suggested the bistro in fenwicks but i wasnt keen to go north of the river as essentially its scotland. you cant understand a word anyone says and every 100 yards someone is trying to sell you the big issue. to cut a long story short i agreed to meet him at the baltic art gallery which is south of the tyne. the conversation went thus : him : this soap fella has gone underground. he clearly doesnt want to be found. me: yes, i'd gathered that. him : are you staying up here for a few days, i may be able to flush him out by organising a £100 freezeout at aspers ? me: no. im starting to feel like michael caine in get carter. its pointless. him : theres some crime going on upstairs on the 3rd floor if you want an easy collar. me: whats happening up there ? him :that damien hirst is trying to pass himself off as an artist again. he is conning them in that there london into buying shiit for a fortune. its fraud. me : hirst is a petty conman compared to one of the guys juliet is chasing down. this fella called an allin shove on the bubble of a d2n, with queen ten off, and is trying to pass himself off as the 25th best player in europe ! him : jesus christ ! me: yes. yes jesus indeed. dont even get me started on the hand where he had 7 2 or we will be here all frigging day. :-( |
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safe to come out yet.......?
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6. Fined Mccoy carp for stealing the new top of the range pokeronly pc and chair from dixons.
LOL |