o/t joining a gym

Well women will be there. Just depends on how good you are with women usually.

paint your face black and disguise yourself as a seat on an exercise bike.

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Women don't generally enjoy being chatted up when they've got no make-up on and sweat running down their ar$e crack.

HTH

whenevr i wnet to the one near me they seemed to have the fat club on or have a lot of kids there.

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fill yer boots ,forget the gym for pulling

err, nightclubs and bars or is that too radical these days?

theres plenty of guys at the ymca....

young man... theres no need to feel down....

It wasn't a case of that. At least 4 gyms near me, could just go for cheapest or nearest etc, but I'm single, would it be worth looking into it further?

do a few push ups and pop to the brass house imo....

In my experience you will find that you are £60 lighter each month and still be a fat ****

yojust make sure ur not tied into a contract so u can cencel when u lose interest after a month

if u live in a small town it's slam dunk territory, city forget it

Going to the gym is a no-brainer. You'll be fitter, healthier, more alert, more attractive and get a better quality of b0ner.

If you struggle for motivation, try and go with a mate or have a gym at home too, if you have the room.

If you've got the budget, these are the bad boy weights I have.

http://www.powerhouse-fitness.co.uk/bowflex-1090-selecttech-dumbbells.php

and this bench

http://www.valleyfitness.co.uk/catalog/ironmaster-super-bench.aspx?pid=42838


3 or 4 times a week for 2 years and you might have a body like mine, altho probably with a smaller c0ck :)

Not really interested in beefing myself up. I'm 6ft, 14 stone 5. Was nearly 16 stone back in July, but after going on a real bender for my birthday, decided I couldn't carry on like I had been and just decide to cut down on my eating and drinking and now I'm this weight.
When I had a trial of a gym I quite enjoyed the treadmill, the rest of it didn't do a lot for me, but I suppose if anyone worked me a circuit out tho, it would be better.
I haven't been feeling myself this year, Father been very ill and looking after him plus trying to juggle a business has taken its toll. I thought healthy body equals healthy mind, plus I'm single at the moment and just wondered about a gym maybe killing two birds with one stone. My local gym which is part of a tennis club is only a couple of hundred quid a year and I can walk to it if I want. Alternatively there is a gym as part of a hotel/leisure complex, which is probably a bit more expensive, more glamourous, but I have to drive. Thanks for the feedback.

lol bluffdiddy.

Agree though def improves your life if you workout more energy and motivation to do other stuff, plus as said you look and feel better.

If ou dont wanna workout just go swimming 3 times a week

altho probably be a smaller c0ck

this

If you've got a stressful life then even more reason to join the gym. The first few weeks will be hard but you'll find you invariably start eating more healthily and drinking less, then one morning you'll look in the mirror and notice the difference which will give you a massive confidence and motivation boost.

You need to give yourself as few reasons as possible to duck out of going regularly so if the gym near you is nice, clean, modern and with decent equipment then you should maybe give that one a shot.

I don't do classes but if you want to meet women at the gym, classes are probably the best option. They tend to be mixed groups and probably a bit more sociable than the free-weights section :)

You should mix up any program you're doing but if you plan to spend a lot of time on the treadmill, it's worth investing in a decent pair of running shoes if you want to avoid shin splints.

Why bother paying a gym membership?

Get some proper shoes and an ipod and go out running.

I do my running outside rather than in the gym but that's only cos I wear one of these and I'd look like a complete bellend in the gym

http://www.bodyactive-online.co.uk/Shopping/pdreebok-ironvest.asp

sure u dont have one of these...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mankini-SM29777-Official-Borat-Thong/dp/B000WAWH68

I've got a plate in one of my ankles where I got run over. I find I can handle running on a treadmill, more give, than running on a road. Treadmill you can set targets, distances etc. Plus, who wants to be running outside at moment? It's been horrendous where I am.

forget the jim.

where can i get my tournie results re entraction r ipoker. likes of sharkscope dont seem to have it

I go to the gym 3 - 4 times a week and it's a must if playing alot of poker. However I did get a life time ban from one gym for punching a hole in the seat of a pec deck. I had just taken a 2 outer bad beat 8 minutes earlier.

The meeting lovely ladies is a tough one. If your serious about the gym you shoudn't really be thinking about 'crumpet' everytime you squeeze a rep out. You could do classes for abit of fun too and would stand a much better chance. Why not go for the gym and tennis club. Tennis girls can be hot, but mabe not the right time of year at the mo.

Have you thought about a running club? They have beginner runs and helps if u can look at a tight little peachy ass the whole way.

Good luck with it.

My hero

A fit body is a real turn on for women. Do not overdo it, like Arnie, but strive for the body of a swimmer. I have read numerous threads from men wanting girl friends and this is one of the simplest ways to increase your attraction to women. You can't change your face, height etc but you can do this. Not only does it help you to get a girlfriend but you would probably get laid more in a relationship. My last boyfriend had a body that made me go weak at the knees. He helped me doing up my house and when he used to toss a bag of cement onto his shoulder like it was a bag of sugar I used to drag him into the bedroom - although sometimes we never made it there.

Did he ever make love to your bottom?

Just ask if she wants to be your Fizz. Works for me anyway :)

Blimey. You've sold it Annie. They should put you on commision.

:)

not a good place to meet crumpet imo

try an art gallery or a library

up market crumpet eh?