Grossman in

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? F*ck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But f*ck that. Dumpoff passes are for f*ggots. I’m ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my d*ck hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? F*ck that. That’s g@y. Button hook? G@y. Flare out? G@y. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey g@y. This is f*cking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that sh*t. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving sh*t out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a p*ssy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She f*cking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt f*cking great to throw that sh*t. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the f*cking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am f*cking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I f*ck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

Thats almost as funny as Rex playing on Sunday. 

Cowboys will be my fantasy D

give rex a chance to earn a contract next year, at the skins or elsewhere

if he stinks get a better draft pick, if he does well maybe they stick with him, draft a qb to develop and ditch mcnabb. mcnabb wont be short of offers (miami, 3/4 of the nfc west) even though he is bang average

R.I.P Washington

Skins getting ripped apart

Rexy

I stated last week Shanahan should be sacked.  The man is clueless

who's laughing now

mcnabb aint as good as he used to be, but hes still better than half the starters in the league imo. grossman isnt even as good as half the backups in the league.

sexy rexy!

shanahans are no muggggs

oh ffs my double doomed

you gotta unleash the dragon

Every dog has his day.

Still set up for him to gift dallas the game

shrood thread this

nicely ambivalent stance from tucho