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I find I have to tuck into a big plate of Morrisons own-brand corned beef baps (Morrisons Tiger Baps naturally), with a side order of Tesco's Finest goose-fat roast potatoes, and a big mug of Yorkshire tea. Later on in the evening I usually need half a dozen Absoluts.
It's only then that my nerves are steadied after a turbulent and frantic LMAX Foruming day, desperately grasping at options for the next word in a list and making sure I don't miss my turn.
I have aged around 10 years since the time this Forum started, and will be seeing a Compo Chancer Lawyer accordingly.
Sorry, he's just advised me that last bit should read 'Highly Trained Legal Representative'.
It's only then that my nerves are steadied after a turbulent and frantic LMAX Foruming day, desperately grasping at options for the next word in a list and making sure I don't miss my turn.
I have aged around 10 years since the time this Forum started, and will be seeing a Compo Chancer Lawyer accordingly.
Sorry, he's just advised me that last bit should read 'Highly Trained Legal Representative'.
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On strike today???
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You've missed your go, slacker
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I know, and I am absolutely incandexcrement with SEETHING rage.
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Erm, there is one other thing I want to raise, and that's, erm, I want 4 days off next week, probably 29th Nov to 2nd Dec inclusive.
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late notice! Seeing as we're so close to the festive season i'll ok it
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Thank you. We will have to agree our Xmas time off schedules as well.
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My God, after a frenetic week's LMAXing, it will be serious letting my hair down this weekend. Drunken depravity and debauchery on the cards. It must be like this with City of London traders. Or nurses, but obviously not quite as full-tilt as the LMAXers.
It is inevitable that this disturbing phenomenon, and the burn-out that accompanies it, will be a prime candidate for a 'Panorama' or 'Dispatches' special by the end of this financial year. |
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When I am 99 years old, hopefully being attended to by my very own blonde buxom private nurse in some sort of Care Home for Degenerate Gamblers and/or General Degenerates, one solitary thought will be in my mind, long after everything else has been forgotten.
My guess is that the thought concerned will be 'I wonder whether my turn's come around again to supply the next word in the LMAX Word Association Game. I'd better switch to the forum and have a look'. |
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Make a note of this date in your diary : Monday 6th December 2010 - Black Monday for the LMAX Forum. A day when even the hard-working Word Associationers downed tools. Absent without leave the lot of them. Winston Churchill would have had them shot for desertion.
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Please note LMAXers, I am on leave again between Sun 12th Dec and evening of Thur 16th Dec.
After an absolutely frenetic week of Word Association my doctors have told me to take time off. Will bring a medical certificate in as proof needless to say. |
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