I BREED LAB RATS

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I'll take 3, expecting a dinner party of 6 tomorrow.

I do my breeding with Humans

'Ello, I wish to register a complaint about this rat what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue Lab Rat ...........What's wrong with it?

I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable Lab Rat , the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

*"Lab Rat" I mean

Very cheap. I'll buy two off you. Then I can breed them and be able to post in this forum too. Fantastic.

Shame your silly club doesn't breed success..............

YES BUT WHAT IF SELL YOU 2 MALESOH WELL U WILL THEN KNOW THEY SUPPORT SPUDSTHANK YOU

Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

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30 Dec 22:59 18 FOR SALE £20 POUND EACHGOING CHEAP CHEAPTHANK YOU rink rat 31 Dec 07:23 I'll take 3, expecting a dinner party of 6 tomorrow. lol rink rat buying rats, made me chuckle

All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! 'Ello, Mister Polly Lab Rat! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...

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.... There, he moved!

B0LLOCKS he did, that was you hitting the cage!