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1. Johnny Murtagh, Curragh Racecourse
Gizza chip, Johnny
Don't I know you from somewhere?
Yeah, Johnny, I sold ya four Tiffins for a pound a few years back outside Leopardstown
Ok, well if you don't mind I am having my dinner.....
2. Willie Mullins, Naas
Gizza Winner, Mr Mullins.
I'm very fond of Ballycasey for Cheltenham
Ok, will have my childrens' inheritance on him. Thank you very much, Mr Mullins.
3. Conor McGregor, Dublin
I hate dat vulgar thuggish MMA sh1t.....ah howaye Conor.....ahhh......isn't he a lovely lad all the same?
Gizza chip, Johnny
Don't I know you from somewhere?
Yeah, Johnny, I sold ya four Tiffins for a pound a few years back outside Leopardstown
Ok, well if you don't mind I am having my dinner.....
2. Willie Mullins, Naas
Gizza Winner, Mr Mullins.
I'm very fond of Ballycasey for Cheltenham
Ok, will have my childrens' inheritance on him. Thank you very much, Mr Mullins.
3. Conor McGregor, Dublin
I hate dat vulgar thuggish MMA sh1t.....ah howaye Conor.....ahhh......isn't he a lovely lad all the same?
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The bitch is back.....
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Johnny Ronan, Tallaght Welfare Office 2007
" Dont i know you from somewhere ?" " Im Johnny Ronan, just pretending to be skint and the RTE cameras are out front " " Any hope they might give me a flash, i have 50 years unbroken service here" " Yes Mr wonks, they may well be interested in that milestone being reached " |
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Classic thread! |
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4. David o meara, York
Your horses seem very relaxed mr o meara, a very relaxed atmosphere sir, Yes that's nothing to do with their food been laced with drugs mr wonky |
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Cheltenham Roar |
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not one of your better efforts oz..
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Tony you need to lighten up fella, it's Christmas ffs, thought you had a good sense of humour
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indeed I have...oz done me up a cracker..it was very funny. just expressing I don't find this one funny ..
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Even wonks finds this one funny Tony
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The Bitch is getting a little strung out methinks , having pm'd me to see if he could change sides as he thought Snappy was taken the hit and miss with all those losers I boldly told him no , hense the no you can't be my bitch comment recently . One sad lad keeps jumping ship , be warned thats all I can tell you lads , said he wanted to reveal something or other ,probably that alls not well in the Inner Circle camp no doubt , I told him to take his tittle tattle elsewere , now we have THIS rubbish , Ozy the answer is STILL no..
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Betfair need to put up a playground forum imo
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Wonks do you have proof of this? Otherwise it's all just hot air
Copy and paste the evidence or shut up. |
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Hardly worth dignifying Wonky's absurd accusation with a denial!
Me applying to join the 'Clap on the Back Brigade'...puh-lease. |
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Just noticed wonks starts every thread subject title with dots before and after
so Ozy, that should be .............Hardly worth dignifying Wonky's absurd accusation with a denial! Me applying to join the 'Clap on the Back Brigade'...puh-lease............. |
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Yeah that's his illiteracy kicking in queen.
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The dots.......are a bit like a person with a stammer searching for traction.
Then the obligatory inane smiley at the end of every post expresses his relief at having successfully (ish) compiled a sentence. |
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....More chance of Borneo converting to Islam than me switching to the 'Clap on the Back Brigade'....
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Now that I come to think of it, Borneo would make a rather splendid Jihadist.
A one-eyed zealot, relentless in his feverish desire to convert others to his views, constantly seething about those with progressive, more modern views whom he considers Infidels. |
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Ozy just as i expected , a woman scorned and all that , maybe in time I'll reconcider though darling....
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Ozy, I was very taken with your synopsis of Master Sun's tactics , only down side was you said he prefared to attack from the rear...
 ..Interesting though, maybe we should have joined forces earlier in the campaign, I think we differ greatly now , pity really.... |
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Can anybody translate?
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Wtf is wonks trying to say? Seriously, can anybody dechiper that?
Is he back on the gargle or what lads? |
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Ozy, in our recent conversation we discussed Art of War in detail , Sun -Tzu brilliant book on psychological warfare . That passage on page 92 really appealed to you.
He shifts camp And takes roundabout routes To keep the enemy In the dark. |
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^ He has lost it completely!
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Of all the people to be discussing books with on here, Wonks, you would be amongst the last I'd choose
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NURSE!!!!!
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Ozy, I see your Army are letting you down , then again I doubted most of them every read anything other than the Beano or Dandy ,with the exception of Slick that is , we All know he reads the Mirror.....
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Are you OK wonks?
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Waspy, I've never seen a newbie so keen about someones welfare ,I'm really grateful .
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ya just hate to see a fella spouting gibberish
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Wonks, speaking seriously for a moment, it was around this time last year that you cracked. There are ominous portents massing again this year.
I don't know if it is the booze, the dark nights, the pressure of putting the Turkey on the table or whatever, but I would advise you to take a step back from the Forum for the time being. For you own well being. |
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Oh I see , thats why you keep spouting it yourself then is it , you are very thoughtful ,please feel free to spout it as often as you wish,we get used to it after awhile on here.
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Ozy, think I gave you credit for more intelligence than you have , I really thought that you would have played along a little longer than you did ,then i realised the poor guy has never read much in all fairness ,you were lost in the forest .You have really very little experience of anything , your International trader image has taken a massive knock . Every GOOD businessman has acopy of the Art of War on his desk ,sadly yours most probably has a Man Utd photo on it .International Businessman my ARSE ....
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This "one" is the best ever!!!!!!!!!!
workrider 07 Nov 15 21:55 I was impressed with him when he was shown to me last year at Kildangan,a fine specimen and sure to get winners and real good value imo... This quote is up under the Casamento thread on breeding. Wonky implying he had an interest in a sire and implying kildangan stud had an interest in himself! |
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That's not even the worst of th Irish, ever hear of the infamous war front beauty he came out with?
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I was there and the horse was shown to me ,if you don't believe it thats fine , you dont know me from Adam . beleve me thats fine , as for poor Snappy well what is there to say about the poor lad ...
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I do believe you wonky it was probably an open day, you implied you might have been invited down or something.
no I didn't chelt, enlighten me, I need a good chuckle! |