Well, fellow forumites, are you primed and ready to indulge in the R G of materialist acquisition that is Sighber Monday ? I'm sure you will not be found wanting when it comes to clicking on the checkout screen....or rather it is because you WILL be found wanting that you'll be there at all. Heaven forfend that you should be still be using last year's moddle when this year's one sparkles enticingly before your glazed and lusting eyes. Go for it good buddies, buy with abandon, purchase with passion all those artful appliances and glittering gadgets that you never knew you needed ...and don't worry -any six year old will show you how to work them. As for myself I soar above this crass display of contemporary vulgarity. Life at Vubiant Manor is lived in an atmosphere of tasteful restraint. We would not deign to descend to the level of the lower orders as they scrabble to see if a few more pieces of tatty bric-a-brac can bring meaning to their hollow and pathetic lives and provide a spasm of relief from the boredom and pointlessness of their desperate existence. P.S. Don't forget to include your shiny new postcode for even quicker delivery.