... Punchestown Tickets Weds .......

Id say you should get takers for the ticket wonks, but getting someone to eat the grub might be the hard part.
Maybe you could give it to one of the losing horses as some sort of punishment for not winning.

did any of ye see the maggot in the chip in mcdonalds?its on joe.ie    not a pretty sight!!

Frank , you interested , would be a pity to let them go , will have to give them to the dealers outside if not taken..

Im painting the inside of the house W/R ,I hope to finish by Friday , if i stop i wont start again I promised the wife i would finish this week, Thanks anyway.

No problem Frank , saw one of your painting in Del Prado last week ....

I was Sarcastically reminded by my son on sunday that Hitler was a house painter, I believe he was quite a Accomplished watercolour painter as well,one of his more famous paintings was of Mother Mary with the Holy Child Jesus Christ ,

Wrote the odd book as well I'm told ,you have any thoughts along those lines Adolf...

A most generous offer by auld wonky. However, I am somewhat confused as to the number of ticket(s) available. It really is crucial I am sure we all agree.... Do I go on my own or do I bring someone whence I collect said ticket(s)?

Sick ,its  very few people I would refuse to have anything to do with , you lad are one of them , off with now and finish your paper round...

Phew thank God for that. But still no clarification on the number of freebie(s) no?
I think you owe it to the forum to let us know this rather important piece of information.

I think you owe it to yourself to have a word with yourself , like you Peter thread were you seem to spend most of your time talking to yourself ,lonely out there is it son ,maybe if you went out for a walk it would do you good , preferably  along the m50....

That's not very nice wonky... And quite rich coming from someone who is on here morning, noon and night, and has posted 6 times more than me, most of it hilarious I give you that...
Now, back to the matter in hand. Are you offering ONE free ticket, or TWO?
Who knows, it could even be 3 or 4....

Looks like the question is far too technical for wonky to comprehend.

Sick , In the Confererence of the Birds, Attar relates, 'Then came the sparrow of feeble body and tender heart, trembling like a flame. She said, I am frail as a hair.I have no one tohelp me,and I have not the strength of an ant. I have neither down nor feathers -nothing. How can a weakling like me make her way to the Simurgh? A sparrow could never do it. So, since I am not at all fitted for this enterprise, I shall be content to seek my Joseph here''.
'The hoopoe replied: ''O you who are sometimes sad, sometimes gay,I am not deceived by these artful pleas. You are a little hypocrite. Even in your humility you show a hundred signs of vanity and pride.'' '

I only asked the guy for clarification does he have ONE or TWO spare tickets and he comes up with this nonsense. Seriously, how deranged can one be?

Thought it would go over your head, once its more than 3 lines your short attention span kicks in. Try reading something other the the Mirror.

Hey wonky, did you manage to unload said ticket(s) to an unfortunate person(s) who would have had to meet you?
Let's face it, you didn't even get past first base DUE TO LACK OF CLARIFICATION AS TO HOW MANY TICKETS WERE UP FOR GRABS....

" I have a free ticket "

That's a fairly straight forward statement,the word a here denotes singular and the lack of an s on the word ticket denotes the same,yet somehow Slickster didnt get it.

I believe the title of the thread reads.......
""Punchestown Tickets Weds......."
The clue wildman, is the word "TicketS"... PLURAL.
21.51 from the wonk.... would be a pity to let THEM (plural) go.
Think the wonk has got to you wildman... Bound to happen eventually...

classic

Mincer calls it a ticket,the thread title makes it crystal clear its a ticket.

The plural you are talking about is his own ticket and the spare one.

" I have a free ticket,free food is included,for anyone who would like it for the above day "

That's the statement,the words to concentrate on are a,ticket and it.

Wonk 12 Oct 21.51...
The key, and indeed, crucial word I believe, is "THEM". I do believe this particular word denotes plural.
But you see, I tried to get clarification from the forum idiot. WE ARE ALL CONFUSED AND HE STILL WONT TELL US WAS IT ONE OR TWO!!!!!!

" we are all confused "

No we are not,tis only you that's confused.

When the opening post tells you in three separate ways that there is one free ticket its fair to assume that all will know its only one.

How OLD is Sick, can you imagine him trying to answer his nephews and nieces ,its a given he has no children himself .Hello uncle Sick, was wuding if u cd lend us a few quid 2 morro, ging ut wt the lads n need a ld .Can't you just hear him, you missed an i and your asking the wrong man .

How long are you going to keep defending this fool?
The wonk knows it's 2 but he doesn't want to lose face. He's all over the place... Ticket, tickets, THEM.
It was probably 3 or 4 if the real truth be known.... Come on wonk, spit it out. BE HONEST.
I mean, come on wildman, ticket(s) normally come in 2's would you not agree?
Then again, with the wonk, anything's possible. 1 ticket my **se.

Jesus wept, you are not the fizziest can in the fridge slickster

Sick what has it got to do with you anyway ,if I had a 100 to offer you wouldn't have got one ,ffs son grow up and get a life, you really do need help . Spnding your whole life on trivia,get yourself a job why don't you,I hear the Mirror needs paper sellers and you'd be just the man, I can see you now in your floresent uniform outside Tallaght stadium shouting, Mirror, Mirror, get your racing and football results , get your racing and football results ,
You'd make a wonderful paper seller...

Not ticket

Thickets innit?

Yes indeed... I fear we will never get to the bottom of this mystery. Doubt Miss Marple could solve this. And the reason? It's patently obvious the wonk hasn't got a clue how many tickets he had himself!!! Could have been none (attention seeking again) or a hundred (showing off).

Sick grow up you wimp , fussing about a tk or tks unreal,I'd say you need help .Why would a grown man spend hours on here wondering about such rubbish, God help those who have to listen to you in real life,at least we can turn you off .

Callit you have pm..