The Wallnut World.

The wilddans world is a pretty narrow one.....mediocrity is looked on as greatness very often....standards are low as are expectations....falls into the sure what harm brigade....the easily pleased mob....the world where the thumbs up is given to sub standard food....where wiping your hole with your finger and wiping it off the wall is considered acceptable.....where toilet paper wouldn't be deemed a necessity .... Nor soap or deodorant for that matter....third world Internet and phone coverage is readily accepted.....a man with just basic requirements....a couple of pints a night....the odd jump...a few pints....and a bit of bacon and cabbage.....that's Dans world...

Is there any place in Ireland that isint a kip in your view ?

Why call Royal County Down a kip,you were never there,its just your first reaction if its in Ireland.

why not ask the man if he was ever there rather than telling him where he was or wasn't?

I actually thought he meant the Irish open to be a joke and not not the golf course itself

Another of my deductions that will prove to be correct Ozymandius.

You are right O.L.C., after all with  the the tall grass at  Royal County Down there would be no need to use your finger to wipe your hole .

They are not guesses they are deductions.

You want every statement qualified,you can't follow context so need help.
Its consistent to you needing reports for everything,a complete inability to think independently.

^ You couldn't make up your last post Oz,you do a fair bit of deducing towards Tony57.

One last chance is correct....it's the tournament that is a joke....and no as I'm not a golfing person....I have never been to this course....but it's not the course that's the problem....

Call them what you want, but when you patently don't know something, why assert that you do?   

It's equivalent to tattooing 'I'm a barstool spoofer' on your forehead.

What are you talking about Lapsy, get back in bed.

My points stands whether or not he was there or not.

If I had guessed, I would have said, probably not.  Only a moron asserts a guess as a fact.

Tony may be back with the family but he said on here he was estranged.  And he did work the docks as a young boy, he told us this.

Leopardstown is a kip facilities wise. Lovely race track mind

It was a pisstake, Lapsy, ya miserable humourless feck

There is no humour in asserting that Paulie has never been to RCD.

Totally disagree with you racingqueen,

Honestly Pa, when did you last have a ride or are you beyond it?  You become more bitter by the day.

get on the interweb and get yourself seen to by some young Eastern European sort.  It will be the making of you.

Nice p1sstake to paint an image of anyone like that on a public forum,it was sustained.

I couldn't do it,Oz.(22.17)

ok

Tony revelled in it, be worse if he was just ignorned by everyone, like, say, FreddieK

Get some of those blue pills down thy neck, Lapsy and you won't have a say in it.  You'd be like a pneumatic drill.

Its a generational thing, Borneo. Us younger lot take the piss out of each other ferociously, its how we interact.

I don't need them, I can assure you!

Lapsy are you also a one woman man, like Borneo, or was there a period when you sowed your wild oats...was that even possible back then?

One woman man category,a click.

One life and only one punnani, that blows my mind.  Typical enough though, I suppose of men of your generation.

He is right about the Curragh and a little less about Punchestown. Go to Paris in October, or Sandown or Ascot they're in a different league.