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Ozymandius
15 Jan 15 22:38
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Was involved in an enjoyable tete a tete on the United forum, banter that goes back years,  when who pops up only Wonks, out of the blue to stick his oar in with the following contribution;

Pandorica ,Ozy has had many a post removed over on the Irish forum , were he is also intensly disliked ,so just watch out mate ,be careful with him be VERY careful ..
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Report Ozymandius January 15, 2015 10:57 PM GMT
workrider

Set a trap for him ,took ages before I could get him to answer the relevent questions ..The first hint was he thought G Best was the best player in the world , now you don't hear to many guys in their 40 or even 50s talk about George , Second hint was he spoke about the troubles , normally Irish people mean the 70s when they talk about them , said he worked with people in England during the troubles , ok lets say that even allowing for the troubles to have ended in 1985 which was the last time anything of significene took place their , finally he said he went to Uni till he was 25/26 ,so lets say he got a job straight away after leaving Uni , that would make him 56 at the very least , and as they say in racing thats giving him ALL the allowences.. Min of 62 would be my guess...
Report Ozymandius January 15, 2015 11:00 PM GMT
Two points.

1.  Wonks, what dates were the Canary Wharf bombings and Bishopgate bombings in London?

2. I will donate a grand to the charity of your choice if you or anyone can come up with a quote on here from me saying that Best was the best player in the world. He may have been but before my time, sadly.
Report workrider January 15, 2015 11:01 PM GMT
Freddiek , has you by the short and curlies this last while , you seemed terrified of him ,I wonder why , Ozy your time on here is coming to an end i fear , you've been making to many mistakes ,old age catching up mate...
Report Ozymandius January 15, 2015 11:06 PM GMT
Any answers, Wonks?
Report freddiek January 15, 2015 11:07 PM GMT
its really going well for oz over on that thread. lol
Report Ozymandius January 15, 2015 11:10 PM GMT
If Freddie has answered either question and is in line for a reward can someone please c and p his post to me, thanks, I can't see it.
Report workrider January 15, 2015 11:10 PM GMT
Laugh the OLD FART IS SEETHING Freddiek...
Report workrider January 15, 2015 11:14 PM GMT
Freddiek as OZY would say himself. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Night and God bless..
Report Ozymandius January 15, 2015 11:14 PM GMT
You've been had wonks, done up like a kipper.
Report tony57 January 16, 2015 1:12 PM GMT
what marks this oz..is your equally disliked on there as you are on here?..could it be that may be worth thinking about?
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 1:49 PM GMT
I amuse myself by putting dull, inarticulate plodders like yourself, to the sword, Tony. Needless to say that does not appeal to those vanquished, though rest assured, I have quite a following!
Report tony57 January 16, 2015 1:57 PM GMT
just the sort of reply I thought you would send ..I know you are charlatan,and lots of people have seen you for what you are..can so many be jealous or so beneath you oz?..or is just the you are sad man..?i take the sad man..as you know I see right threw you..and know its your self loathing that makes you such a sad fool...get a life ffs..? but you,ll come out with some nonsense..and carry on trying to upset people..its your life....sad..
Report workrider January 16, 2015 5:45 PM GMT
Tony , he's now the official OLD man of the forum ..His time is upon him ,slobbering a lot recently ..Those ladsover on the United forum , really took the piss when they realised what age he was ..Old fart tried to pass it off as a joke , it didn't work ..Hes now known as Old Ozy...
Report tony57 January 16, 2015 5:51 PM GMT
LaughI saw the response wr..funny how he always says its him who is the piss taker?lol
Report workrider January 16, 2015 5:55 PM GMT
Tony ,did you notice he had posts removed over there as well as here , pointed that out to the lads , him and the moderator one and the same ..?
Report tony57 January 16, 2015 6:08 PM GMT
didn't notice there, but im not surprised, he'll be complaining over anything that makes him look bad..or anything he considers homophobic or racist..
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 6:24 PM GMT
Its likke being ravaged by a sheep.  Dumb and Dumber, not a brain cell between ye.
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 6:29 PM GMT
* dead sheep
Report tony57 January 16, 2015 6:31 PM GMT
ye have no one who likes yeLaughye break all the records about how many peole dislike ye?ididnt realise you were so old? don't you think its about time you grew up?
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 6:42 PM GMT
How about we have a poll Tony, asking the Irish forum who leaves, and the person with the most votes goes?
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 6:43 PM GMT
You and  head to head, that is.
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 6:44 PM GMT
* You and me
Report workrider January 16, 2015 6:44 PM GMT
FFS YOU OLD FART , you are starting to sound like your pal RATTY , and we all know what happened there...
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 6:50 PM GMT
Not a squeak out of you now, Tony eh?

Off out for dinner, have  a great evening chaps.
Report workrider January 16, 2015 6:52 PM GMT
Mcdonalds are 24 hours ....Laugh
Report tony57 January 16, 2015 7:00 PM GMT
by all means oz..but I know you have no honour..you'll find a rule or some fault somewhere to cry about..so its just a joke..if you could be trusted I'd be happy to oblige but you cannot..as we seen when pa and scumbag had there head to head,..you done every dirty trick in the book to try to null the comp..do you think we don't remember ..and if I won..you would brush it off ..as just mugs who don't bother me..we know you.....ffs..go back in the wardrobe..
Report workrider January 16, 2015 7:14 PM GMT
Well said Tony , hes a fly bynight and sure to pull a rabbit from the hat , probably something he learned when touting for election at Uni , they wanted someone who wouldn't be a pain in the arse , so he put himself up for selection , the pain in his arse had left him after his history teacher had had his evil way with him....Laugh
Report tony57 January 16, 2015 7:15 PM GMT
BlushLaugh
Report PBK January 16, 2015 10:24 PM GMT
How about we have a poll Tony, asking the Irish forum who leaves, and the person with the most votes goes?

That's funny you w@nker how come when I offered you the same challenge on the Utd thread you declined, one would wonder why a Chelsea fan would put a challenge up like that when surely all your Utd mates Laugh would vote for you ! Ozy has continually called me a racist and accused me of anti Irish sentiments yet when challenged has been unable to give any proof. He has accused me of having an ex squaddie mentality towards the Irish when time and time again it has been pointed out to him that I served in the American Navy on a submarine, while we used to sneak about I don't recall us patrolling Falls Road ! Oz I don't like you NOT because of your nationality but because your a complete cu nt ! Not only are not liked on the English thread but also it is abundantly clear you are not liked in your own country.
Report workrider January 16, 2015 10:40 PM GMT
PBk on the second down page Ozy has a thread dated the 15 of Dec ,check out his post of 11..25 ..Where he thanks Betfair for deleating my posts about him ...Welcome to the party ,if you check a couple of other threads you'll also find him sympatectic to our Islamic friends ..Not realising of course that if they found out he was GAY ,it would be off with his head...
Report PBK January 16, 2015 10:42 PM GMT
He's like Dennis Wise, he could pick a fight in an empty room ! Better make that a typed fight Laugh
Report workrider January 16, 2015 10:45 PM GMT
Yeah PBk ,I've pushed better man out of my way to get INTO a fight than Ozy....Laugh
Report PBK January 16, 2015 10:47 PM GMT
Laugh
Report The Gotchee January 16, 2015 10:50 PM GMT
Laugh
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 10:53 PM GMT
I'm just in from boozer, have had a skinful, STAND BACK
Report workrider January 16, 2015 10:55 PM GMT
I have a BUDGIE at home who would drink more than you ffs...
Report PBK January 16, 2015 10:55 PM GMT
Right lads I'll say goodnight it's been a pleasure although I am surprised that none of Ozy's fellow countrymen have sprung to his defence. Still I expect it will be awash with support for him by tomorrow Laugh
Report PBK January 16, 2015 10:56 PM GMT
Maybe I'll drink my Horlicks here Laugh
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 10:56 PM GMT
Now, i take it youv'e all met my ex, PBK?  I've blocked him for the past 3 months, so have no idea what he has to say anymore.  Frankly he' not a bright lad, but is hung like a horse.
Report CheltenhamRoar January 16, 2015 10:57 PM GMT
Didn't think it was a popularity contest on an anonymous forum,My bad.CrazyLaugh
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 10:58 PM GMT
At first, I  was attracted to his closely shaved head, his heavily tatoored torso and the fact that he was an ex Chelsea Headhunter and BNP member.
Report PBK January 16, 2015 10:58 PM GMT
That's right and Thanks for letting me be the driver rather than the receiver Love
Report PBK January 16, 2015 10:59 PM GMT
Not never been BNP the rest fits though Grin
Report workrider January 16, 2015 11:00 PM GMT
You've been off the forum for less than 3 hours ffs OLD Fart , need your nappy changing already , getting ratfaced in such a short time is beyond belief ,how long have MCDonalds held a drinks licence...
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:00 PM GMT
I like it rough, so does he.

But I drew the line when he started calling me an Irish bastard as we made love.  He took perverse pleasure in gagging me with a potato and telling me he wanted to dominate me and make me suffer, 1845 style.
Report PBK January 16, 2015 11:02 PM GMT
It was never love
Report workrider January 16, 2015 11:02 PM GMT
Gosh when you started to talk about potatoes , I thought we were in for a talk on the famine....Laugh
Report PBK January 16, 2015 11:05 PM GMT
Come on Oz is this the best you got we're all standing back waiting, as for your gay jibes I'm completely comfortable with my sexuality so fire away and if I was gay I'd want something a bit tighter than your saggy sixty year old ar$e !
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:06 PM GMT
He seduced me with tales of roaming the UK in the 70's looking for gratuitous violence.  I even moved into his 600K des res in Brigton and introduced me to like minded local white supremacists.
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:08 PM GMT
One night as I oiled up his heavily tatooed back ('Ingerlund for the Ingerlish') he asked me to fulfill his greatest fantasy.
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:09 PM GMT
He wanted me to tarmacam his drive wearing a mankini featuring the Cross of St George.
Report workrider January 16, 2015 11:11 PM GMT
So you are roughly the same age ,SLIPPING AGAIN OZY , more SENIOR moments ..You should have a word with that Collins lady who wrote The Stud , you could call your book , A TIGHT FIT....Laugh
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:12 PM GMT
I fled in tears taking the first train back to London.  I thought he was special, I thought we could be together forever, but I could no longer stoop to his depraved depths.
Report workrider January 16, 2015 11:14 PM GMT
On ACID more LIKE ,Ozy go have a lie down ,  surely all this fantazing cant be good for a man of your age ...
Report PBK January 16, 2015 11:15 PM GMT
If you ever did come to England you certainly would get fu cked but not in the way you'd enjoy ! I'll put it to the lads on here Ozy calls me a racist because I have on many occasions said "If you don't like my country, fu ck off" don't really see anything wrong with that especially as I am an immigrant myself. A bit like that Mayor in Denmark the other day who said the same thing, an Arab Muslim I believe, well if I was Danish he'd get my vote every time ! Anyway as I have said many times before Oz find these racist statements that I have supposedly said. You can't !
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:15 PM GMT
He pestered me by text.  He tried to explain that whilst in the Navy his ship had docked in Belfast and he had ended up in the wrong part of town.  (and I don't mean the Pink bit).  He wouldn't tell me what exacty happend that night but it coloured his view of Ireland and the Irish.
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:16 PM GMT
He promised he could change  He begged me not to out him to his fellow Chelsea headhunters.  he said he could be thrown out of the BNP if they ever found out.
Report PBK January 16, 2015 11:17 PM GMT
Anyway still waiting for some support for you !
Report workrider January 16, 2015 11:20 PM GMT
PBK , YOu are not the ONLY one he calls racist ,we ALL get called that by this PC loon...
Report PBK January 16, 2015 11:21 PM GMT
Well I'm bored now so off to bed now try not to wa nk yourself silly Oz. Glad you've come out now because being a cu nt is the nearest you'd get to any !
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:21 PM GMT
I had to change my number, and subsequently block him on here.

Now he has tracked me down to the Irish forum.  I just want to say this to you PBK.  IT'S OVER, I aint ever coming back.

But we will always, always, have that night when I dressed up as Kevin Sheedy and put one in the back of the Ingerland net
Report PBK January 16, 2015 11:22 PM GMT
Two bob cu nt keyboard warrior ! Take care WR
Report pa lapsy January 16, 2015 11:27 PM GMT
ARE YA ALRIGHT OZ?  Laugh
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:30 PM GMT
Laugh  Is he still here? Protect me, Pa.
Report pa lapsy January 16, 2015 11:33 PM GMT
I,m telling him where you live Oz, Laugh
Report frank60 January 16, 2015 11:38 PM GMT
And to think mrcombustible found the irish forum boreing.Mischief
Report Pandorica January 16, 2015 11:52 PM GMT
First visit. And last.
Uncomfortable reading.
It's like a Victorian freak show with the freak unaware if its star billing.
Report Pandorica January 16, 2015 11:52 PM GMT
if = of
Report Pandorica January 16, 2015 11:55 PM GMT
Seriously Oz, you need to get off the forum for an extended period. I actually feel sorry for you now.
What you've been doing here, on the United thread and, weirdly, on the Bingo thread, falls outside of "normal" boundaries.
Take a break.
Report Ozymandius January 16, 2015 11:59 PM GMT
Precious Pandy had some posts removed yesterday, took a subsequet ribbing, and has yet to recover.
Report Ozymandius January 17, 2015 12:00 AM GMT
Any chance of FreddieK turning up before we remove the punch bowl and call it a night?
Report Pandorica January 17, 2015 12:00 AM GMT
Ummmm... I'll take that as a "Thanks for your concern".
Report Ozymandius January 17, 2015 12:01 AM GMT
F** off Pandy you boring prat.
Report Pandorica January 17, 2015 12:02 AM GMT
OK. Just trying to help. Take care.
Report Ozymandius January 17, 2015 12:03 AM GMT
Ciao.
Report workrider January 17, 2015 9:47 AM GMT
Poor Ozy well and truly EXPOSED himself last night for the weirdo he REALLY is ..Quinton really let fly alright ,funny he NEVER told anyone over on the main forum he was GAY , he knew , pardon the pun ,he would get the BUMS rush....Laugh...The lads across the water have now seen him at his best and are amazed in the change in the guy , whatever chance he had of getting them to believe he was NORMAL he blew it last night , probably not the ONLY thing he blew last night either ..Laugh...I noticed none of his crew came on to defend HER ladyship , Fatty , Tubbyright , Boychild , Pikey ,etc ..More than likley afraid they'd be tarred with the SAME brush ...
Report freddiek January 17, 2015 10:14 AM GMT
probably nursing a hangover and wondering how to get back in the affections of his man utd pals!
Report workrider January 17, 2015 10:25 AM GMT
I'd say thats about right Freddiek , poor thing ...Laugh
Report tony57 January 17, 2015 12:42 PM GMT
Laughwhat a read..its refreshing to know all ive said about oz...is true..wr. hes finally cracked..i had some laughing this morning..
Report Ozymandius January 17, 2015 1:13 PM GMT
Glad I gave you a good laugh boys, I don't think we will see PBK or Pandy back anytime soon Grin

fell asleep in me stiletos, make up all over the pillow but nae bother.  That's what Friday nights are for Cool
Report PBK January 17, 2015 4:53 PM GMT
No need to come back made you look a cu nt your not liked both sides of the Irish sea so go fu ck yourself.
Report tony57 January 17, 2015 4:54 PM GMT
Laughpbk..a man after my own hart!Cool
Report Ozymandius January 17, 2015 4:54 PM GMT
Sorry, I have other plans tonight, darling.
Report tony57 January 17, 2015 4:55 PM GMT
Mischief
Report PBK January 17, 2015 4:57 PM GMT
Lady boys of Bangkok on Ozy Shocked
Report tony57 January 17, 2015 5:00 PM GMT
don't pbk..youll get him going..he has no worrys about availing us on his private issues...Shocked
Report Ozymandius January 17, 2015 5:02 PM GMT
I've blocked him for the last 3 months Tony, I haven't got a clue what he is saying, and it will stay like that, trust me!

Sorry to all for attracting someone of his ilk onto the forum.
Report tony57 January 17, 2015 5:06 PM GMT
seems like your past coming back to haunt you oz...tbf..he does seem to have your measure?
Report Ozymandius January 17, 2015 5:11 PM GMT
That's very hard to believe Tony, considering his IQ hovers around the same level as Wonkys and yoursWink
Report workrider January 17, 2015 5:14 PM GMT
Its not about IQ mate , its about LIVING and sadly YOU dont , loocked away in your own little fantasy world , believing everything you put up on here about yourself , sadly OLD FART nobody believes you anymore ...
Report Ozymandius January 17, 2015 5:20 PM GMT
I probably haven't taken a moment to congratulate you on working out my age, Wonks.  'Traps set over a long time' data crunched, and every single conclusion drawn...COMPLETElY AND DEMONSTRATABLY WRONG!

....brilliant...Balderick....Laugh
Report PBK January 17, 2015 5:22 PM GMT
Well how old are you, you cu nt simple question
Report workrider January 17, 2015 5:27 PM GMT
PBK check OZY out on wekipedia under the heading Quentin Crisp , he even has his photo on there ...
Report PBK January 17, 2015 5:27 PM GMT
I'm 56 see not hard is it
Report PBK January 17, 2015 5:31 PM GMT
Workrider I think you'd get a closer likeness looking up images of virginas Wink
Report workrider January 17, 2015 5:36 PM GMT
Laugh
Report tony57 January 17, 2015 5:38 PM GMT
pbk, oz will never talk about himself, if you notice when ever the conversation turns to him or his life..he goes off road as it were..your 56..im 50, wr?
Report slickster January 17, 2015 5:48 PM GMT
Wonky is 64.
Report workrider January 17, 2015 5:50 PM GMT
When I get older ...Laugh
Report slickster January 17, 2015 5:57 PM GMT
Now now wonks, only ladies lie about their age Grin
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