.....Calling Monte .....

I think I have his contact number, somewhere, Wonks.

Am I right in saying you want him to PM you the winners names and addresses so tat you can get the Postal Orders out to them, for them to cash and donate to relevant charity?

ok, sound, Wonks, thought that was what you had in mind will try and text him.

JEEZ IS THIS A LOVE IN 

Hi workrider pm sent.

Been very busy with work commitments.

I got a text from Monte, he says there is no sign of the carrier pigeons and can you please resend;

the postal orders ....so that....
he can forward them to the winners....so that
they can go to the trouble of cashing them.....so that
they can donate said cash to said charities.

I hope you don't mind, but I have a friend at the Harvard Business School and I have forwarded to him this innovative distribution chain to see if he can possibly improve it ahead of any forthcoming future competitions. 

His first assumption was that this was some intricate effort to launder money and disguise the money flow.  He couldn't actually believe that it was an Irishman's best effort to simply get money from A to B.