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Scene I: Tipperary, Wartime
[ This image is no longer available. ] General Melchett (Borneo): I have it on good authority that the Combined Forces are massing at Thurles and planning an audacious gambling coup. I want a piece of that action. Now how much should we stake this time? General Melchett (Borneo): You look surprised, Blackadder. Captain Blackadder (Paulie): I certainly am, sir. I didn't realise we had any Staking Plans. General Melchett (Borneo): Well, of course we have! How else do you think our gambles are directed? Captain Blackadder (Paulie): Our gambles are directed, sir? General Melchett (Borneo): Well, of course they are, Blackadder, directed according to the Grand Plan Captain Blackadder (Paulie): Would that be the plan to continue gambling with total abandon until we are as poor as a church mouse that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. General Melchett (Borneo): Great Scott! Even you know it! |
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Lieutenant George (Scouse Tony): Permission to throw every last penny I have at the Bumper, Sir. |
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Ah Brilliant, absolute genius of an effort
 Would imagine Pa has no idea who they are though as he has just Rte 1 and network 2 |
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Lieutenant George (Scouse Tony): I want to see how a gambling coup is pulled off… so badly. Blackadder (Paulie): Well, you've come to the right place, Tony. A gambling coup hasn’t been planned this badly since Moneytree layed a double on Mon Mome to win the National and Sole Power to win the Nunthorpe. |
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Blackadder (Paulie): Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation? Baldrick (Wonks): If we can just sport the horse owners arriving in their whirly birds, Sir. Blackadder (Paulie): As a special reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday. Did you enjoy it? Right. |
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Thurles Racecourse:
[ This image is no longer available. ] Baldrick (Wonks): Fourth…….Hoorah!!!!!!!!!!!! Blackadder (Paulie): Everything goes over your head, doesn't it, Wonks? You should go to Jamaica and become a limbo dancer. |
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Post Mortem at The Horse and Jockey
[ This image is no longer available. ] Blackadder (Paulie): Naturally the great gambling coup was a fiasco, a coup which would have been a damn sight simpler if we had just stayed in L@dbrokes and played FBOTS all week. |
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~ THE END ~
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brilliant!!
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That's the funniest thing ive ever seen on any forum......well done ozy.....
General Melchett tops the lot..... |
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Great stuff.
I even switched to the new forum to have a look at it! |
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http://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30175825/stoke-wont-scoreso-this-game-is-now-over?post_id=539141855#539141855
Funniest contribution I have seen on any forum. Well done paulie. |
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Top notch!!
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u and i are jealous were not in it callit?!?!?
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Great work
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I work in Fawlty Towers Kav.....that's enough comedy action for me!
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A somewhat unwanted promotion for me as I preferred it when I was the Major.
I still laugh at the Fawlty Towers repeats but must admit I never saw the programme above so all flying a bit over my head. |
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Lord Flashheart?
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very disappointed that was not me tbh reb?
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Glad you all enjoyed it
Lapsy and Wonks yet to show up to take their bow.Funnily enough I did have Kingrat in as Lord Flashheart but his scenes were cut! Borneo, surprised you never caught the series, well worth a look. |
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Ozy you should know by now Pa Lapsy does not do humour in any shape or form.
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Certainly one of the great tv comedy series of all time especially the last 2, Its a pity Borneo never saw Blackadder he would have enjoyed General Melchett; not to sure if W/R would like to be Portrayed as Baldrick ;Brilliantly played by Sir Tony Robinson. Welldone ozy
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Very funny Ozzy, Sure even those featured had a laugh themselves.
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Gutfeeling, you tube have loads of outtakes , worth a look.
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Will have a look Frank60, Cheers.
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I started off as Captain Mainwaring.
I was then elevated to Major,the one looking for the papers in Fawlty Towers. I now have become a General At this rate in 2015 I will become a hero of mine,Rommel. |
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Not true Rocketfingers,still laughing at your Cheltenham Jaxx experience,we all know the rep that was on that day.
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What experience in Cheltenham toilets?
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Ozy can fill ya in with that one(no pictures please).
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pa is rumbled by this whole panto thing imo!
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Pity there isn't a hippo part for you.
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Pa is annoyed, lack of any sort of wit is costing him dearly on this thread, he fails to see the funny side of Ozy posts.
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Clearly didn't want any part in this xmas panto by the looks of it!
Seems to have a new found fascination with hippo's now for some odd reason... |
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If you go down to Djakadam hennessey thread you compared Monbeg Dude to one and said he hadn't a hope in hell,he was 4th at 25/1,go back and read your comments at me.
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Yes I did say it hadn't a hope in hell and never at any stage looked like winning, was beaten out of sight, if they went around on 4 more circuits it might have finished closer
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^ 19 and 1/4 lengths, for the win but it wasn't about that and says a lot about your fill your boots,wannabe touty tipstere approach to betting.
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Beaten 19lts is beaten out of sight in my book anyway, don't know about you. If i fancy one its on the nose, none of this ew malarky. The way I see it if you fancy it strongly enough to win why would you halve your stake by playing ew?
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It is possible to fancy a horse to run well and get a place,the ratio of 1:1 doesn't have to apply at all in regards both bets,that is elementary.
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