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20 Dec 13 09:01
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1.Poster Of The Year.
A two horse race here but once again Keen Leader edges out Pa Lapsy.

2.Thread Of The Year.
Pa Lapsy wins this with his stunningly accurate pricing up a race yourself thread.

3.Laurence Binyon Award.
This goes to the much missed Anaglogs Daughter who left us for Twitter I believe.

4.Walter Mitty Award.
Easily won by the forums number one fantasist,Rocketfingers.

5.James Herriot Award.
For his in depth knowledge of horse welfare J R Hartley.

6.Derek and Clive award.
For consistent gratuitous swearing and name calling,Ozymandius.

7.Andres Escobar Award.
This award is for the spectacular own goal scored by DJ876,certainly sent him scurrying.

8.Dionysus Award.
Silvergreaser for all the obvious reasons.

9.George Bradshaw Award.
For travelling to race meetings in England befriending a host of English racegoers,acting as an unpaid racing ambassador for Ireland,the indefatigable Workrider.

10.Koalemus Award.
Rocketfingers for the obvious reasons.

11.Jimmy Hill Award.
For tipping winner after winner on the Champions League thread.

12.Marshall Zhukov Award.
For the sterling defence of his boss,even when he wasn't agreeing,Paulie Wallnuts.

13.Tobywong Aftertiming Award.
Ozymandius wins for his poor effort in nominating a lay of Spain in a match against Chile when he knew they were already trailing one nil.
Understandable in one way as he had tipped loser after loser so needed to cheat to break his duck.

14.Wile E Coyote Award.
Road Runner wins this for being irritating and reaffirming our historical support for the unfortunate Wile E Coyote.

15.The Hollies Award.
This goes to forums King Midas in reverse Kingrat who made so many wrong moves it was like Rocketfingers playing chess with his 4 year old nephew and still losing.

16. Benny Hill Award.
Childish smut,constant sexual innuendo,Ozymandius wins this by a distance.

17. Northern Star Award.
For consistent good posts,The Gotchee and Allduckornodinner win here.

18.Ashes Award.
Vubiant and Norn Iron for heir devotion to this cerebral game.

19.Boris Johnson Award.
Goes to Snap Crackle and Pop for acting stupid and bumbling but really knowing his racing.

20.Golden Cygnet Award.
The golfers here seem the most successful with Deplasterer,Monte Christo,Pa Lapsy and Huddys consistently among the winners,they got a welcome addition to their ranks in Callitasucit who not only shone in that illustrious company but weighed in with some good racing posts as well.

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By:
wildmanfromborneo
When: 20 Dec 13 09:19
I omitted the winner of The Jimmy Hill Award,it was Pa Lapsy.
By:
tobywong.
When: 20 Dec 13 09:22
21. The Derek Thompson Clueless Gambling Award.
A tie between workrider for his usa chasing escapades and wildmanfromborneo for laying his entire bank on a multiple g1 winner, congrats lads, ye sure do know you're stuff!
By:
Rocketfingers
When: 20 Dec 13 10:26
Wildman laying his entire bank on a multiple G1 winner, forum gold Laugh

22. The Irony award goes to Wildman for his failure to spell the greek god of stupidity correctly LaughLaughLaugh

Wildman you showuld have known i would quickly pick up on this one Wink
By:
wildmanfromborneo
When: 20 Dec 13 10:37
It was done specially for you.
By:
silvergreaser
When: 20 Dec 13 10:44
Many thanks wildman you have given me a GOD like status, so I can now rub shoulders with Gods like Willie and Aidan.
By:
pa lapsy
When: 20 Dec 13 10:46
Thanks very much Wildman,i,m a bit embarressed to be honest though did all in all have a very good punting year.
Glad you liked the pricing up thread,i,m no writer and could have been better done but can,t stress the importance of at least trying to do your own tissue, Kevin Blakes book had a chapter on it and dealt well with the subject(you are very welcome to the book if you want as know you don,t deal with credit cards and can be posted to your local without a name,sure Kevin wouldn,t mind in this case).
Agree Callit has been a breath of fresh air on the golf threads as has Distant View,Neill D,Dinglemick and Santry are a few others that come to mind at the moment(will think of at least 1 more after i hit submit) who have intelligent and knowledgeable posts throughout the year with regards the racing.
By:
RoyalAcademy
When: 20 Dec 13 10:49
good effort wildman

how about................

The Bilderberg Group Award

for seeing a conspiracy behind every corner: the man himself
By:
wildmanfromborneo
When: 20 Dec 13 11:04
I was going to have a David Irving Award but didnt think it right to give an award to myself.
By:
silvergreaser
When: 20 Dec 13 11:28
The Patriot award surely goes to Richters,

I would give vubiant The Apologist award for constantly defending the indenfensible, those German lapdogs we call a government.

Nobody will be singing in the shower when they bring in the water charges for a country awash with water, all those kids swimming pools will be going for little or nothing on done deal.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:30
Ozymandius 17 Dec 13 11:42

I suppose his annnual Forum Awards will be out shortly, the usual annulingus performed on his cronies whilst having a go at anyone who ever dared question him.


1.01 landed.  So predictable.
By:
wildmanfromborneo
When: 20 Dec 13 11:37
They really get to you,you wrote about them many times,get a sense of humour.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:38
Richters and FreddieK ignored by their Commander in Chief.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:39
The Yellow Award

Pa Lapsy.  Afraid to enter any horse racing tippng challenge.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:41
Oh the Irony Award

Pa Lapsy.  Brashly calls out Ratser on a number of occasions to lays a horse. Calls him every name under the sun.  Horses finish nowhere.  I could feel the embarrassment from here.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:43
Hall of Fame

Keen Leader
By:
pa lapsy
When: 20 Dec 13 11:43
Ozy throwing a hissy fit at the awards Laugh.
Calm down.
Write your own dockets.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:44
Poster of the Year

Callitasucit
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:45
Horse Racing Poster of the Year

dj876
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:47
2013 'Man of Integrity' Award

Moi.  For declaring Borneo Not Guilty when his very Forum existence was on the line.
By:
wildmanfromborneo
When: 20 Dec 13 11:48
Your so angry Ozymandius you are just lashing out.

Callitasucit and Keen Leader both got awards.

If you wanted to get into the spirit of things you would of called your yellow award the Wizard Of Oz Lion award or something on those lines.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:49
I'm sorry, are we not allowed award alternative awards?
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:51
The Hendrik Verwoerd Memorial Award for Services to Racism

Borneo
By:
wildmanfromborneo
When: 20 Dec 13 11:52
Of course you are but bestowing awards on yourself is not a good idea neither is referring to yourself in the third person or using the pretentious Moi.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:54
I only use 'Moi' to rile you if I am honest, you are never able to let it go.
By:
wildmanfromborneo
When: 20 Dec 13 11:54
Your calming down a bit,that Voerwerd  award is more like it.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:56
The Neanderthal Award for living on the Fringes of Society without Debit or Credit Cards and with no Online Betting Accounts

Toi.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 11:57
Comedy Moment of the Year

Borneo hiding under the table at Thurles races as Wonky searched for him in vain.
By:
elvissss
When: 20 Dec 13 12:06
Ffs Ozy

They were playing hide and seek imo
By:
pa lapsy
When: 20 Dec 13 12:11
Haha Elviss a very funny thread when that meeting didn,t take place.
Congrats Ozy, you can have the Edith Piaf award after the above.
By:
freddiek
When: 20 Dec 13 12:15
my my Ozy is a sensitive soul isnt he!
By:
freddiek
When: 20 Dec 13 12:23
Ozy also claims the Most Dedicated Poster award as despite 'not living in Ireland or the UK' and refusing to disclose his location, he manages to spend more time on the irish forum than anyone else.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 12:27
The 'Inability to Laugh at themselevs Award'

The entire cast of the Dads Army Pantomine.
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 12:30
If someone can come up with an Award for FredieK I would love to hear it.

Obviously I have him blocked for several months as, tiresomely, every post of his, referred to Moi.  As a result we know nothing of the man or his opinions, other than his obsession with Moi.

Possibly..an Award for Services to Stalking
By:
Ozymandius
When: 20 Dec 13 12:40
Prude of the Century Award

Borneo, couldn't even find the humour in Peter Casey's remarks, labelled him vulgar.  Would not have looked out of place on The Mayflower.
By:
wildmanfromborneo
When: 20 Dec 13 12:45
Freddiek would get the Voice Of Reason award.

Ozymandius just loves infantile smut,the kind engaged in by the septuagenarian Peter Casey,hardly appropriate for midday viewing.

In the discussion on a horse fracturing his pelvis Ozymandius was like a s****ing schoolboy over body parts.
By:
pa lapsy
When: 20 Dec 13 12:46
Ah Jaysus you're getting very bad Ozy, never mind, there is always next year.
By:
Rocketfingers
When: 20 Dec 13 13:40
Not being able to price up a race award

Pa

Koalemos Award, Not sure if this the award Wildman attempted to give to me and was not able to get the Greek god's name correct, but the  has to be shared by richters and NeddieK although Wildman could easily make it a threeway something that he would find quite appetising i would imagine !!
By:
Rocketfingers
When: 20 Dec 13 13:42
The Mr Magoo award must go to wildmanfromborneo for not being able to see purely priced races by fellow forumites.
By:
richters
When: 20 Dec 13 15:19
Rite the paul daniels and debbie magee award goes to non other then kingrat for turning 5 ton into errr NOTHING.....ZERO......vanished....just like that and not forgetting his assistant rocketfingers and let us wish the pair the very best for 2014 and especialy the rock in his quest to lose his virginity before he hits the big 40.....
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