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20 Dec 13
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1.Poster Of The Year.
A two horse race here but once again Keen Leader edges out Pa Lapsy.
2.Thread Of The Year.
Pa Lapsy wins this with his stunningly accurate pricing up a race yourself thread.
3.Laurence Binyon Award.
This goes to the much missed Anaglogs Daughter who left us for Twitter I believe.
4.Walter Mitty Award.
Easily won by the forums number one fantasist,Rocketfingers.
5.James Herriot Award.
For his in depth knowledge of horse welfare J R Hartley.
6.Derek and Clive award.
For consistent gratuitous swearing and name calling,Ozymandius.
7.Andres Escobar Award.
This award is for the spectacular own goal scored by DJ876,certainly sent him scurrying.
8.Dionysus Award.
Silvergreaser for all the obvious reasons.
9.George Bradshaw Award.
For travelling to race meetings in England befriending a host of English racegoers,acting as an unpaid racing ambassador for Ireland,the indefatigable Workrider.
10.Koalemus Award.
Rocketfingers for the obvious reasons.
11.Jimmy Hill Award.
For tipping winner after winner on the Champions League thread.
12.Marshall Zhukov Award.
For the sterling defence of his boss,even when he wasn't agreeing,Paulie Wallnuts.
13.Tobywong Aftertiming Award.
Ozymandius wins for his poor effort in nominating a lay of Spain in a match against Chile when he knew they were already trailing one nil.
Understandable in one way as he had tipped loser after loser so needed to cheat to break his duck.
14.Wile E Coyote Award.
Road Runner wins this for being irritating and reaffirming our historical support for the unfortunate Wile E Coyote.
15.The Hollies Award.
This goes to forums King Midas in reverse Kingrat who made so many wrong moves it was like Rocketfingers playing chess with his 4 year old nephew and still losing.
16. Benny Hill Award.
Childish smut,constant sexual innuendo,Ozymandius wins this by a distance.
17. Northern Star Award.
For consistent good posts,The Gotchee and Allduckornodinner win here.
18.Ashes Award.
Vubiant and Norn Iron for heir devotion to this cerebral game.
19.Boris Johnson Award.
Goes to Snap Crackle and Pop for acting stupid and bumbling but really knowing his racing.
20.Golden Cygnet Award.
The golfers here seem the most successful with Deplasterer,Monte Christo,Pa Lapsy and Huddys consistently among the winners,they got a welcome addition to their ranks in Callitasucit who not only shone in that illustrious company but weighed in with some good racing posts as well.
A two horse race here but once again Keen Leader edges out Pa Lapsy.
2.Thread Of The Year.
Pa Lapsy wins this with his stunningly accurate pricing up a race yourself thread.
3.Laurence Binyon Award.
This goes to the much missed Anaglogs Daughter who left us for Twitter I believe.
4.Walter Mitty Award.
Easily won by the forums number one fantasist,Rocketfingers.
5.James Herriot Award.
For his in depth knowledge of horse welfare J R Hartley.
6.Derek and Clive award.
For consistent gratuitous swearing and name calling,Ozymandius.
7.Andres Escobar Award.
This award is for the spectacular own goal scored by DJ876,certainly sent him scurrying.
8.Dionysus Award.
Silvergreaser for all the obvious reasons.
9.George Bradshaw Award.
For travelling to race meetings in England befriending a host of English racegoers,acting as an unpaid racing ambassador for Ireland,the indefatigable Workrider.
10.Koalemus Award.
Rocketfingers for the obvious reasons.
11.Jimmy Hill Award.
For tipping winner after winner on the Champions League thread.
12.Marshall Zhukov Award.
For the sterling defence of his boss,even when he wasn't agreeing,Paulie Wallnuts.
13.Tobywong Aftertiming Award.
Ozymandius wins for his poor effort in nominating a lay of Spain in a match against Chile when he knew they were already trailing one nil.
Understandable in one way as he had tipped loser after loser so needed to cheat to break his duck.
14.Wile E Coyote Award.
Road Runner wins this for being irritating and reaffirming our historical support for the unfortunate Wile E Coyote.
15.The Hollies Award.
This goes to forums King Midas in reverse Kingrat who made so many wrong moves it was like Rocketfingers playing chess with his 4 year old nephew and still losing.
16. Benny Hill Award.
Childish smut,constant sexual innuendo,Ozymandius wins this by a distance.
17. Northern Star Award.
For consistent good posts,The Gotchee and Allduckornodinner win here.
18.Ashes Award.
Vubiant and Norn Iron for heir devotion to this cerebral game.
19.Boris Johnson Award.
Goes to Snap Crackle and Pop for acting stupid and bumbling but really knowing his racing.
20.Golden Cygnet Award.
The golfers here seem the most successful with Deplasterer,Monte Christo,Pa Lapsy and Huddys consistently among the winners,they got a welcome addition to their ranks in Callitasucit who not only shone in that illustrious company but weighed in with some good racing posts as well.
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I omitted the winner of The Jimmy Hill Award,it was Pa Lapsy.
21. The Derek Thompson Clueless Gambling Award.
A tie between workrider for his usa chasing escapades and wildmanfromborneo for laying his entire bank on a multiple g1 winner, congrats lads, ye sure do know you're stuff!
A tie between workrider for his usa chasing escapades and wildmanfromborneo for laying his entire bank on a multiple g1 winner, congrats lads, ye sure do know you're stuff!
Wildman laying his entire bank on a multiple G1 winner, forum gold 
22. The Irony award goes to Wildman for his failure to spell the greek god of stupidity correctly
Wildman you showuld have known i would quickly pick up on this one
22. The Irony award goes to Wildman for his failure to spell the greek god of stupidity correctly
Wildman you showuld have known i would quickly pick up on this one
Many thanks wildman you have given me a GOD like status, so I can now rub shoulders with Gods like Willie and Aidan.
Thanks very much Wildman,i,m a bit embarressed to be honest though did all in all have a very good punting year.
Glad you liked the pricing up thread,i,m no writer and could have been better done but can,t stress the importance of at least trying to do your own tissue, Kevin Blakes book had a chapter on it and dealt well with the subject(you are very welcome to the book if you want as know you don,t deal with credit cards and can be posted to your local without a name,sure Kevin wouldn,t mind in this case).
Agree Callit has been a breath of fresh air on the golf threads as has Distant View,Neill D,Dinglemick and Santry are a few others that come to mind at the moment(will think of at least 1 more after i hit submit) who have intelligent and knowledgeable posts throughout the year with regards the racing.
Glad you liked the pricing up thread,i,m no writer and could have been better done but can,t stress the importance of at least trying to do your own tissue, Kevin Blakes book had a chapter on it and dealt well with the subject(you are very welcome to the book if you want as know you don,t deal with credit cards and can be posted to your local without a name,sure Kevin wouldn,t mind in this case).
Agree Callit has been a breath of fresh air on the golf threads as has Distant View,Neill D,Dinglemick and Santry are a few others that come to mind at the moment(will think of at least 1 more after i hit submit) who have intelligent and knowledgeable posts throughout the year with regards the racing.
good effort wildman
how about................
The Bilderberg Group Award
for seeing a conspiracy behind every corner: the man himself
how about................
The Bilderberg Group Award
for seeing a conspiracy behind every corner: the man himself
I was going to have a David Irving Award but didnt think it right to give an award to myself.
The Patriot award surely goes to Richters,
I would give vubiant The Apologist award for constantly defending the indenfensible, those German lapdogs we call a government.
Nobody will be singing in the shower when they bring in the water charges for a country awash with water, all those kids swimming pools will be going for little or nothing on done deal.
I would give vubiant The Apologist award for constantly defending the indenfensible, those German lapdogs we call a government.
Nobody will be singing in the shower when they bring in the water charges for a country awash with water, all those kids swimming pools will be going for little or nothing on done deal.
Ozymandius 17 Dec 13 11:42
I suppose his annnual Forum Awards will be out shortly, the usual annulingus performed on his cronies whilst having a go at anyone who ever dared question him.
1.01 landed. So predictable.
I suppose his annnual Forum Awards will be out shortly, the usual annulingus performed on his cronies whilst having a go at anyone who ever dared question him.
1.01 landed. So predictable.
They really get to you,you wrote about them many times,get a sense of humour.
Richters and FreddieK ignored by their Commander in Chief.
The Yellow Award
Pa Lapsy. Afraid to enter any horse racing tippng challenge.
Pa Lapsy. Afraid to enter any horse racing tippng challenge.
Oh the Irony Award
Pa Lapsy. Brashly calls out Ratser on a number of occasions to lays a horse. Calls him every name under the sun. Horses finish nowhere. I could feel the embarrassment from here.
Pa Lapsy. Brashly calls out Ratser on a number of occasions to lays a horse. Calls him every name under the sun. Horses finish nowhere. I could feel the embarrassment from here.
Ozy throwing a hissy fit at the awards .
Calm down.
Write your own dockets.
.Calm down.
Write your own dockets.
2013 'Man of Integrity' Award
Moi. For declaring Borneo Not Guilty when his very Forum existence was on the line.
Moi. For declaring Borneo Not Guilty when his very Forum existence was on the line.
Your so angry Ozymandius you are just lashing out.
Callitasucit and Keen Leader both got awards.
If you wanted to get into the spirit of things you would of called your yellow award the Wizard Of Oz Lion award or something on those lines.
Callitasucit and Keen Leader both got awards.
If you wanted to get into the spirit of things you would of called your yellow award the Wizard Of Oz Lion award or something on those lines.
I'm sorry, are we not allowed award alternative awards?
The Hendrik Verwoerd Memorial Award for Services to Racism
Borneo
Borneo
Of course you are but bestowing awards on yourself is not a good idea neither is referring to yourself in the third person or using the pretentious Moi.
I only use 'Moi' to rile you if I am honest, you are never able to let it go.
Your calming down a bit,that Voerwerd award is more like it.
The Neanderthal Award for living on the Fringes of Society without Debit or Credit Cards and with no Online Betting Accounts
Toi.
Toi.
Comedy Moment of the Year
Borneo hiding under the table at Thurles races as Wonky searched for him in vain.
Borneo hiding under the table at Thurles races as Wonky searched for him in vain.
Haha Elviss a very funny thread when that meeting didn,t take place.
Congrats Ozy, you can have the Edith Piaf award after the above.
Congrats Ozy, you can have the Edith Piaf award after the above.
Ozy also claims the Most Dedicated Poster award as despite 'not living in Ireland or the UK' and refusing to disclose his location, he manages to spend more time on the irish forum than anyone else.
The 'Inability to Laugh at themselevs Award'
The entire cast of the Dads Army Pantomine.
The entire cast of the Dads Army Pantomine.
If someone can come up with an Award for FredieK I would love to hear it.
Obviously I have him blocked for several months as, tiresomely, every post of his, referred to Moi. As a result we know nothing of the man or his opinions, other than his obsession with Moi.
Possibly..an Award for Services to Stalking
Obviously I have him blocked for several months as, tiresomely, every post of his, referred to Moi. As a result we know nothing of the man or his opinions, other than his obsession with Moi.
Possibly..an Award for Services to Stalking
Prude of the Century Award
Borneo, couldn't even find the humour in Peter Casey's remarks, labelled him vulgar. Would not have looked out of place on The Mayflower.
Borneo, couldn't even find the humour in Peter Casey's remarks, labelled him vulgar. Would not have looked out of place on The Mayflower.
Freddiek would get the Voice Of Reason award.
Ozymandius just loves infantile smut,the kind engaged in by the septuagenarian Peter Casey,hardly appropriate for midday viewing.
In the discussion on a horse fracturing his pelvis Ozymandius was like a s****ing schoolboy over body parts.
Ozymandius just loves infantile smut,the kind engaged in by the septuagenarian Peter Casey,hardly appropriate for midday viewing.
In the discussion on a horse fracturing his pelvis Ozymandius was like a s****ing schoolboy over body parts.
Ah Jaysus you're getting very bad Ozy, never mind, there is always next year.
Not being able to price up a race award
Pa
Koalemos Award, Not sure if this the award Wildman attempted to give to me and was not able to get the Greek god's name correct, but the has to be shared by richters and NeddieK although Wildman could easily make it a threeway something that he would find quite appetising i would imagine !!
Pa
Koalemos Award, Not sure if this the award Wildman attempted to give to me and was not able to get the Greek god's name correct, but the has to be shared by richters and NeddieK although Wildman could easily make it a threeway something that he would find quite appetising i would imagine !!
The Mr Magoo award must go to wildmanfromborneo for not being able to see purely priced races by fellow forumites.
Rite the paul daniels and debbie magee award goes to non other then kingrat for turning 5 ton into errr NOTHING.....ZERO......vanished....just like that and not forgetting his assistant rocketfingers and let us wish the pair the very best for 2014 and especialy the rock in his quest to lose his virginity before he hits the big 40.....
Spot on with the awards Wildman,on a personal point have to say the golf thread during the year have been very enjoyable and great tipping by all over the year,long may it continue,roll on next year,
Good thread. Most lads on here are worth a read. The ones that are not I have blocked. My favourites are Keen Leader for his keen eye for a bet and Workrider for his sheer love of life.
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