Forum Xmas Panto; Dads Army, Tipperary Border Patrol

Featuring, from left to right, Borneo, Vubiant, Workrider, Pa Lapsy, Kelly, Richters and FredieK

Starring, Borneeo as Captain Mainwaring.



"You Stupid Boy, I wondered how long it would take you to work that one out. It's only a matter of time before we are over-run by immigrants!"

Vubiant (the voice of reason) as Sergeant Wilson.



"Do you really thn’k that’s wise , Sir?

Workrider as Lance Corporal Jones.



"Dont Panic! They Don’t Like it Up Em"

"Don't tell the your name, Richters"

Pa Lapsy as Private Frazer.



’We’re Doomed’

LOOKS LIKE ITS GOING TO BE ANOTHER ROAD RUNNER THREAD , HE'LL BE LEFT TALKING TO HIMSELF....

Kelly as Private Godfrey



Godfrey (Kelly): Captain Mainwaring. Did I ever tell you the story about the old, empty barn.
Mainwaring (Borneo): Um. No.
Godfrey (Kelly): Would you like to hear the story about the old, empty barn?
Mainwaring (Borneo): Um. Yes. Listen everybody. Kelly’'s going to tell us the story about the old empty barn.
Godfrey (Kelly): Right. The story of the old empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.

Richters as Private Pike

Spivvy Freddie K as Private Walker.

Theme Tune:  Who do you think you are kidding,  Assylum Seekers?

Who do you think you are kidding, Assylum Seekers?
If you think we’re on the run...
We are the boys who will stop your little game!
We are the boys who will make you think again!
'Cause, who do you think you are kidding, Mohammed
If you think Tipperary’s dumb?

Opening Scene;

Corproal Jones (Wonky) happens upon a Bulgarian immigrant hiding out in a haystack, who for some reason thinks he has arrived in the land of milk and honey, Germany, but has been duped and finds himself, instead, in heavily fortified, North Tipperary

Bulgarain Immigrant: Bitte, mein Herr! Oh, bitte, bitte!
Jones (Wonky): It's no good trying to apologise.
Bulgarian: Schnell! Schnell!
Jones (Wonky): Never mind about the smell. That's got nothing to do with it.

To be continued...

Very good, credit where it is due...

must have a lot of time on yer hands but good effort.

West End beckons for The Big O ...
we're all behind you Mandi as you step to stardom.

Phew ! I'm just glad there were only 7 characters in the photograph.

pmslah brilliant stuff from the ozy.

spot on , v g ozy !

Hahaha this is brilliant POTY by a mile considering Wildclown, PA, Dickie and Neddie K do most of the posting on here !!!!

^ Unreal,says the man with 7,439 replies.

This one at least has some humour in it.
My name not in the title but where I'm from is.

well worth a read through, cheers, Borneo.