The Rocketfingers Fund

will he show up as rock piper,sligo red or the virginfingers guise iyo wildman.....

projection n. – the unconscious act or process of ascribing to others, one’s own ideas, impulses, or emotions, especially when they are considered undesirable, or cause anxiety.

Go for it Borneo.  It's 2013, there is no shame in the occasional bit of 'pay for play' action.

I'm out, don't think i could hack a "the night i got me whole thread",

Ozy

All wildman does is imagine me in numerous erotic situations, not sure if he is teasing richters or not although a lap dance club full of ex priests was a worrying statement.

Pa, you could join Borneo,  wipe the dust off that pneumatic drill of yours, it's a while since you revved her up.

Being honest Ozy think lap dancing clubs are right scummy set ups.

"virginfingers" . Sad that he has to invent these stories about himself. but sure he keeps us amused anyway, does Walter

So many closet merchants on here, a day packed with sport and Wildman starts another homoerotic thread ! Which Pa, richters, gant and Neddie K get excited about, strange guys, i think i put up some of my holiday snaps well the forum would go well ...........

It resembles an Ancient Roman bathhouse on here this morning, simmering with homoerotic tension. 

Workrider will be along soon in his Toga.

Apologies Rocketfingers I assumed the lap dancing club you were at had female lap dancers,I wasn't aware there were male versions.

I'd say walter's holiday snaps are a lot like this fella's. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/technology-sends-perv-cam-cases-soaring-...

Hey Ozy , I'd say that old credit card of yours is maxed out , what with foreign ladies , or should that be ladyboys .....

Wildman........You try and help a lad and he lets himself down. The cat is out of the bag when he starts mentioning ex-priest and homoerotic activities.

I am disappointed in Ozymandius I acknowledged his expertise in this area yet not prepared to help his buddy.

The arrival of this little blue pill has given old horn dogs like Ozymandius a new lease of life,

I will happily help anyone out.  But you are going to have to be more specific as to what type of lady you would like, Borneo?

For you I would recommend a nubile exotic type, perhaps a young Muslim lady complete with Burka.  Throw in some Guantanemo Bay Homeland Security role play with you as the over eager young Guard, straight out of Templemore, desperate to avert Tipperary's inevitable descent into Sharia.

Your reading ability is diminishing,I said for your buddy now you don't have many on here so fairly clear it is Rocketfingers we are talking about.

It has to be a lady because his lack of social skills wouldn't impede him otherwise,she can't be black because that would be racist and cruel,she can't be young that too would be cruel,maybe that Liverpool lady that entertained Wayne Rooney could be contacted,I think she calls herself the Aul Slapper.

We could read the opening lines of A Tale Of Two Cities to her as encouragement plus a large financial inducement.

Ozy , owned again i see ........You underestimated the enemy once again and Wildmanfromborneo put you in your place ....

rock.....Did ye ever get the wroide,did ye ever get the wroide,did ye ever get the wroide on a bicycle,did ye ye ever get ur whole,did ye ever get your whole,did ye ever get your whole weeks wages........

oooh hold on forget that last verse ye never worked a day in your life......

Passed by a very pretty one while out last night, it's tempting but it's not the thing to do is it. I normally hate the phrase 'it crosses a line' but it does.Very hard to stop once you've gone once as well I'd say.

ohh i am so sorry rocket........the fact u have taken time to explain dates of befair membership tells me everything i need to know......

If it's not one Sligo Rock it's the other one destroying the fool of the forum, the pea brained (Sorry to all peas) richters. What does it tell you? Some where there is a village looking for you richters.

Jesus wept tears of blood, RF joined ten years after me, so we are clearly so, the same person. I doubt you could pull your prick without instructions, but if you ever figure it out, you are a certainty to become the greatest wakner ever to turn tissues into biscuits.

Its actually eight years but ye both have a penchant for vulgar similes but have problems with spelling but then it could be a Sligo thing.

Its a bit like Richters is lost in  hall of mirrors. Everywhere he looks he sees his nemesis, Rocky, in some guise or another.

See the opening post got removed,obviously deemed offensive by "the moderaters" and just a bit of a skit really.

The Foul Mouthed Vulgarity League

1.Ozymandius
2.Kingrat
3.Rocketfingers
4.Rock Piper

I joined in 2000, they seemed to set me up a new account in 2002 when I changed currency from sterling to euro. Richters seems to have some mental issues, paranoia perhaps or maybe to use a word from the caring community, he is a bit of a client,and oh wildman if you are going to be a tedious grammar and spelling pedant, be aware that my vulgarity lacks a connective so it may safely be placed in the realms of metaphor rather than simile.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullsh1t.

Rock Piper can't be Rocketfingers as he is perfectly right about the difference between metaphor and simile and he describes it rather well,it makes the vulgarity of his post all the more surprising.

Irvine Welsh and Quentin Tarantino (among others) made careers out of vulgarity and they are acclaimed great artists, it is not the words themselves, whether they be polite or vulgar, it is how effectively they are used that counts.

Ha probably the best put down i've ever seen on here from Rock Piper, made even better by the childish response from wildman.

Rock were out for the game last night? 3-0 was a harsh score overall should have scored last night would have loved to seen what they were made of if we had scored when we had all the pressure on them at 1-0. Big game at the weekend now v Shams.

I went down to The Blue but their connection was so poor, I went back up home to watch it there, I don't the tie was ever there for us, for a number of reasons, people seemed to think Molde were no great shakes, but I felt they gave themselves a tender ride, so I will have a look at how they price up the Legia tie. Its a pity you never got that lump on with Cowards.

Crazy price, I thought they'd be better if i'm honest as i missed the 1st leg but after 5 mins i thought cricket score on the cards. At 2-0 on agg job was pretty much done but would have liked to see us scoring just to see if they could step it up again, tbf they probably could. Yes interesting how they go against Legia.

Will someone answer me please why a man who makes close on 15% profit from the start of the year would need a fund for women?

To pay them.

Gant no need for this Rock star esque lad, i've never told a lie on this forum and if i told you what i've just done you guys would never believe me

You got it for free.

fill us in rocket!!?..were in in the gaels club house last nite and got lucky with the daughter of that high powered gaa official you often speak about?!

Rocketfingers
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Gant no need for this Rock star esque lad, i've never told a lie on this forum and if i told you what i've just done you guys would never believe me Cool

go on tell us rocket,did u meet the 2 menbers of the irish rugby team outside eddie rockets.....lol

Cringing here for you ^