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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen wh*res than let liquor touch my lips!' Paddy handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didnt know we had a choice!' |
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I slam the door on that suggestion.
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An Irishman is sh*gging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very tight for a Jew!'
She says 'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy!' |