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06 Jul 11
20:46
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A wise man once said you are better off keeping your mouth shut and let people think your stupid than opening it and having them know you are.
I hope you take my advice my friend but i fear not. [;)]
I hope you take my advice my friend but i fear not. [;)]
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I realise that it is late & well past your bedtime - school holidays & whatnot - but your
mother has just confirmed to me what I had always suspected; namely, that she smoked heavily during
your pregnancy.
She lamented your fetish for copious Matthew Blinkhorn posters; asked me to pray for your dwarfism;
stated she was pleased your skin had finally cleared up; and asked that my uber-skim-bot take it easy
on your weekly €2 stake ["but I only bet with Asia, Mammy!"] - the full proceeds of which represents your pocket-money.
"Scorn not his simplicity" [nap]
mother has just confirmed to me what I had always suspected; namely, that she smoked heavily during
your pregnancy.
She lamented your fetish for copious Matthew Blinkhorn posters; asked me to pray for your dwarfism;
stated she was pleased your skin had finally cleared up; and asked that my uber-skim-bot take it easy
on your weekly €2 stake ["but I only bet with Asia, Mammy!"] - the full proceeds of which represents your pocket-money.
"Scorn not his simplicity" [nap]
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