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Apparantely Kate asked the Queen to help her with advice as she keeps getting acid indigestion giving him oral sex. The Queen replies "have you tried Andrews?" 
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I predict that there's going to be a right royal **** up this evening!!
I know her fanny is massive, but speculating that William and Kate will honeymoon in Jordan is taking the piss a bit |
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*c o c k*
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The royal wedding.
Home to more posh tarts than a bakery. |
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I've just seen Elton John inside the abbey waiting for the happy couple.
I'm surprised he could sit down after pushing that baby out of his ar$e. |
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On the day of the last Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realized she had forgotten to get any shoes. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sofia for the day. Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sofia's feet were in agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say ''God, that was tight.''
''There,'' whispered the Queen. ''I told you she was a v1rgin.'' Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. ''Right. Now for the other one.'' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said ''My God. That was even tighter.'' ''That's my boy,'' said the Duke. ''Once a sailor, always a sailor |
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bast@ids have delayed telly bingo to show this fkn tripe, d4 west brits mofos knts.
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absolute tripe is right. k has a hand of fat fingers hope her **** is not as tight !!
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They staged the whole thing to wind up republicans.Well done Max.
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