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in thicksters mothers kitchen somewere in dublin..
the cleaning ladies of a well known office block are been prepared in the art of legging ...thickster with his racing post open explains that if the 30 ladies present each give him a euro each he will invest it in two horses running in todays grand national...one is english the other is irish he explains ..when one of the cleaning ladies pipes up that she thought she read somewere that there was also a horse from scotland running thickster quickly tells her to shut the feck up and listen....pointing to the age of each horse he eagerly explains that 12 and 13 yos have no chance and can safely be eliminated...the ladies are perplexed ,sure only a few years ago one of them older ones won it thickster ..beginning to feel that this hussy was going to give him trouble , he points to the fact that he'd been a pro punter for the last 8 months and he never ever got the national wrong ...having put down this show of dissent he moved on ...as i was saying earlier before molly brown interrupted me, the angle here is to quickly eliminate all older horses and concentrate on the jockeys colours ...i have noticed that blue and green have a wonderful record in this race.. so after a lot of hard work i've come to the clear decision that the winner of todays race based on the jockeys colours is..quinz...the ladies reluctantly had over their hard earned cash ...it remains to be seen if thicksters privete clientele reap their rewards ....
the cleaning ladies of a well known office block are been prepared in the art of legging ...thickster with his racing post open explains that if the 30 ladies present each give him a euro each he will invest it in two horses running in todays grand national...one is english the other is irish he explains ..when one of the cleaning ladies pipes up that she thought she read somewere that there was also a horse from scotland running thickster quickly tells her to shut the feck up and listen....pointing to the age of each horse he eagerly explains that 12 and 13 yos have no chance and can safely be eliminated...the ladies are perplexed ,sure only a few years ago one of them older ones won it thickster ..beginning to feel that this hussy was going to give him trouble , he points to the fact that he'd been a pro punter for the last 8 months and he never ever got the national wrong ...having put down this show of dissent he moved on ...as i was saying earlier before molly brown interrupted me, the angle here is to quickly eliminate all older horses and concentrate on the jockeys colours ...i have noticed that blue and green have a wonderful record in this race.. so after a lot of hard work i've come to the clear decision that the winner of todays race based on the jockeys colours is..quinz...the ladies reluctantly had over their hard earned cash ...it remains to be seen if thicksters privete clientele reap their rewards ....
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the ladies are not amused i hear ....
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you should join up wonky.... it'd change your life!
plenty of satisfied customers.... dom perignon and cuban cigars galore  |
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Whoa, sounds like a great service mister slickster, where can I join
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thicksters post to rocketfingers ...one of the horses is irish the other is english ...that ment if the scottish one won , only then would he be wrong ....
 ...thickster the irish prince monalulu ...... |
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lady boys clientele are satisfied imo |
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he now states that his 2 horses were the winner as his english horse , and the 2nd as his irish horse ...what a clown...i heard on the grapevine that molly brown wants her euro back ...wait till the cleaning ladies get back to work and discover they were all given a different horse .......
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