Calling Wonky

hello dear friend , great to hear from you ..its been such a long time since we last spoke ...my golf in sligo went as follows ..i had 37ps in strandhill , i play off 18 btw but you already know that from our previous correspondance ...i also played enniscrone were i had 36pts ...my best score ever at that venue....thanks for asking ...

keep your friends close, and your ....... ......!

as a matter of sheer morbid curiosity wonky, where did you muck out in your younger days?

i think it was down clondalkin way slicster.  Riding bareback.  Thats where wonky got the name

He def didnt work for any racing stable cos he knows nothing about racing.

think i'll do a wonky.... 

Yeah the wife is ready

dumb and dummer have arrived i see........littlewilly came home one day and told his mother that him and slickster had the biggest willies in 2nd  class ....his mother smiled and said i should hope so son , ye are both 22......

"dumb and dummer". you couldn't make it up!! and DUMBEST of course ha ha haaaaaaa...

thats how thick you are dummer ....

Wonky you crack me up.  Slickster judging by his posts is a very intelligent fella.  Go back to mucking out in Clondalkin.

really who told you that littlewillie , the lads in 2nd class

as i said bigwilly we need wonky on the forum for comedy value. the clown should be on the stage! there's robo, yourself, myself and maybe a couple of others keeping wonky, stubbyfingers, huddys etc etc at bay. we have a tough task. COME BACK ROBO!!!

I will second that.  Robo always knew how to put Wonky and Stubby in their box.

sicky , you robo and a ruler , i can just imagine it ......

....before i go to bed lads ....can i ask sicky if he's any good weather bets for the weekend.........night now snowman

you will have to elaborate wonky. again what are you wittering on about now? jeez..

Slickster wonky has some fella on the Horse racing forum convinced he is a Newmarket workrider.  I said he rode piebalds in Clondalkin.  His comedy knows no bounds.

wonky wonky all the snow has gone. I'VE MADE MY MONEY OVER CHRISTMAS ON THAT. surely you remember all that white stuff that fell from the sky? it wasn't too long ago... THINK FFS THINK...

Wonky your not taking your tablets

wonky couldn't ride a 3 wheeled tricycle!!!

laurel and hardy at their best tonight,time for the tablets and off to bed for littlewillie and slickster

And here comes idiot number three.  Where is your bum chum Wildclown?

think wonky has dozed off aka andy capp lol...

Id say he has had one cider to many.

what, you mean he had 2??? 

Slickster wanting to back Dry and mild with sunny spells that could lead to some showers in his local.

read the 23.07 thread again you fool. 2nd only to wonky in the idiotic stakes. good grief another nut.

rocket ..only i know martin king i'd swear slicks were him...