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It's the last day of the 2nd Ashes Test & Sammy "The Train Stopper" Morse is seen in the Grand Canal Dock area of Dublin; heading slowly [soiled underpants will do that to you] toward the ominous abode of NAMA:-

Chief Organ Grinder Bernie McDonagh greets our hero at the door...

McD:             "Drink Sammy? You look cold"

Chuckles Morse:    "That's what sleeping on the street will do to ya"

McD:  "Had a big bet myself in recent times; ramped it on all the property sites' forums...gone all-in on the Irish property market...I am 'trey shrood'...And who is your betting going? Your Ocean
Finance 100% leveraged debt-lake punting fund must be sucking diesel?"

Chuckles Morse:    "Ditto Chuckles. Gone all-in on the draw; the Poms are spineless & the Aussies are drunks. The weather is a 1.01 certainty to save me"

McD:             "Bit like Biffo's budget"

Together:  "YOU ARE MUGS!!"