President Umaru Yar'Adua dead

With a name like his, the new guy can't go wrong surely?

harry redknapp new chief

Gave his age as 58. Autopsy has confirmed that he was in fact 96 years old and had organs from 5 different "donors"

goodluck, Goodluck

WELL SPUDS,I TRIED TO TELL U SPUDS WOULD GET 4TH,BUT U KEPT SAYING NO WAY,YOUD NO CONFIDENCE IN THEM,I THINK U FANCIED THE POOL..........

Vacancy for Peter Robinson?Like all Nigerian leaders he will stand on the anti corruption ticket and implement wide ranging reforms to his own bank balance.

I hope he had time to  send out his incredibly generous emails and post out his letters before he turned his toes up

He owes me £7,000,000.  It should be safe though as I sent of the £15,000 that he requested.