Where the hell is Mark "The Couch" Winstanley?

Signing On?

I always liked the cut of his jib....win or not.

The sport needs characters, not robots.

Each to their own mind.

Making remarks about a Hamdan "Not Off" saw his demise,Horatio.

Iron seems to know everything tbh…

I certainly am light years in front of you,Aceform
BTW,The Couch said, "that wont need a visit to the Dentist".
Trying to be clever cost him his job on ATR

Delashay • April 19, 2026 10:54 AM BST
Ace do you remember that bloke called The Couch! Laugh What happened to him?

Report• Quote • Block User swiftynifty • April 19, 2026 11:02 AM BST
he went to seed like all potatoes.

Report• Quote • Block User know all • April 19, 2026 11:04 AM BST
Talking of the couch he is in the mirror, he is a good journalist but not good as a punter

Report• Quote • Block User formoftheace • April 19, 2026 11:06 AM BST
The couch will never be given airtime again Del,unfortunately….

Report• Quote • Block User uptheirons • April 19, 2026 1:15 PM BST
That Aceform has the temerity to criticise Bertie Black,a man who revolutionised betting demonstrates his utter stupiditySad

Report• Quote • Block User Deptford • April 19, 2026 1:34 PM BST
I went to school with the couch, saw him from a distance while ago walking home from Sainsburys, didnt look in a good way

Report• Quote • Block User uptheirons • April 19, 2026 1:37 PM BST
Repeated comments like,"That horse wont need to go to the Dentist" brought about his demise

Delbert's C&P works well until it comes to the bullshatter posting an actual bet on here.
I wonder why?

I forgot that he only backs Doubles

Looks like you repeat yourself on more than one occasion

Go and have a chat to the Bros Delbert as this is above your pay grade

Delashay • April 19, 2026 10:54 AM BST
I have a collection of latex dollys.

I have one account

The 27 yo Blonde variety?

Delashay • July 3, 2026 8:20 PM BST
I have one account Wink

Yes, but with F/A in it

And I’m not that hard up to make things up as quotes

I’m sure people have seen it once and are no longer laughing if they ever did the first time around!

Should of saved it for my very own thread

Delbert,the Autistic,potless bullshatter

With a thread dedication

" I only bet doubles"
Comedy Gold from the bullshatter

Delashay • June 6, 2026 2:51 PM BST
Won
(Each Way) Single @ 20/1
Bay City Roller

You wanted a bet?

Keep typing things that weren’t said

Who was this supposed bet placed with,Delbert?
It is a very simple question to answer

A winner is a winner and it was one of two put up for that day @ 20’s

Imagine missing out when the stars are aligned!

fantasy Island Boomakers?
Truly amazing that Delbert cannot post with whom

Perhaps the question was too complicated

The only way known to man to shut the non betting loon up

Take Messi out of the Argentina team and you are looking at hapless flapping West Ham type tbh…..

Dreadful.

The relegated club.

.

They aren’t great on paper and Cape Verdi showed that, Messi only good for 45mins

Couldn’t believe my eyes this morning 3-2 extra time deary me……last five minutes first half was dreadful viewing tbh…..money back material…

Just finished watching, wasn’t the most exciting game for me due to the pace. Yesterday’s Portugal vs Croatia was a better watch due to the tempo.

Have to feel for them as they made basic mistakes especially so for the 2nd leaving the fella at the back post alone.

Romero was lucky to be on to score also. What a dirty cart horse he is!