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Old Park Star,pricko

Too easy man, predictable Pratt

you fancy valeting my Porsche ?

Potless £it

this fred has possibilities despite the answer being known

Only 1 winner Fool

difficult with Busytool,Ironside,mics & Fellationelson having barely a cigarette paper breadth between them.
That said, with Ironside posting at least one post every hour, of every day, of every month for the 12 months or so it has been here (since being Banned as racingstar), I'd give it to him along with a mention for his feckless DWP workcoach that's been abject in finding the indolent oaf gainful employment.

Impossible123 - NAP

Much better bait required

Fancy valeting my Porsche Upthear$e ?

Prob daft enough to think I don't drive one (Its my old one) iv'e a new electric one coming in 7 weeks

Absolute DC man

and the answer-leafy chimes in with another spectacularly unfunny post to rank with the other 14k

a 'cigarette paper breadth' is a cigarette paper you moron. who ever used it as a measure of length? no surprise you win dolt of the year every year

i will take a short price leafy is the least wanted oboard this ship of fools. theres no shortage of loons and fantasists but hes just the worst and nobody will stand for him

nobody